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    Yes, there is a ‘sexy women holding carp’ calendar and, of course, it’s gotta be from Germany

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    OK, it’s April and not exactly calendar-buying season. But this is a little too good not to share. There’s a calendar that showcases pictures of sexy women holding carps. The name of the calendar is the Carponizer Calendar. Carponizer? Yes, Carponizer.

    The calendar is the brainchild of a certain Hendrik Pöhler, a native of Germany who sells equipment for carp fishing for a living.

    To get these priceless pics, photographer Raphael Faraggi runs the shoots in France over four weeks. He is assisted by “two competent caretakers,” who are charged with cleaning and polishing the carps’ scales before they are given to the models for the big pose. The Carponizer Calendar is, shall we say, R-rated, but if you go to Faraggi’s website some of the carp pictures are topless.

    According to Pöhler, “The idea for the calendar was to bring two of the greatest hobbies of men, fishing and women together.” Right.

    The Carponizer Calendar has actually been around since 2014, if not earlier. The 2016 edition and the 2017 edition are available on Amazon. In case you are wondering, the next time that the 2016 calendar configuration comes around again is 2044—leap years are tough—but you can reuse the 2017 edition as soon as 2023.

    Pöhler claims that the 2017 calendar has “once more managed to courageously make every month of the year that little bit more special,” and really, who could argue?


















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    Very nice!

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    What I read:
    Yes, there is a ‘sexy women holding crap’ calendar and, of course, it’s gotta be from Germany

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    it resembles a collection of my ex-girlfriends pics holding carps.

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    The third from last looks like a good keen Germanic woman. Not scared about getting wet and dirty.

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    Lucky fish

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    Arent those an invasive species in Germany?

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    Carps taste like mud, I hate them.

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