Male Apricians! Don't end up like this!

[Eldritch]

Representing the last stage of mental & bodily exhaustion from Onanism or Self-pollution, by R. J. Brodie, 1845.








From the collections of The Wellcome Library in London, no less.

[SaxonCeorl]

Hey, women commit 'Onanism' as well

[Eldritch]

Hey, women commit 'Onanism' as well

Don't tell that to R. J. Brodie, though. He might faint.

[Loki]

Problem? Here's a possible solution:



A patented device designed to prevent masturbation by inflicting electric shocks upon the perpetrator, by ringing an alarm bell, and through spikes at the inner edge of the tube into which the penis is inserted.

[SaxonCeorl]

^ I hope that contraption can differentiate between urinating and masturbating!

[Eldritch]

It seems that devices known as "male chastity belts" are worryingly popular, at least on the other side of the pond.

[Loki]

It seems that devices known as "male chastity belts" are worryingly popular, at least on the other side of the pond.

!!! I hope this is a joke.

[Eldritch]

!!! I hope this is a joke.

It's no joke.

Here's the site: www.cb-6000.com

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[Loki]

So what happens when you get a boner? Those things look terribly short ...

And to what end? Christian fundamentalism?

[Aviane]

When the boner flaps too much then it finally explodes.