Stereotypes of German people

[Debaser11]

^Just to illustate:

Check out the woman around 2:35. Typical German, right?

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[The Ripper]

If I'm not mistaken there's a sizable anti-microwave movement in Germany. Who can blame them afterall:

Gettolätty is a national symbol!

[Don Brick]

Gettolätty is a national symbol!

I remember when I was younger I´d get back from school and basically always pop one of these puppies (dukes pizza "preferably" ) into the oven. Quite frankly it tasted quite like shit, but I still ate it up every time. Every. Goddamn. Time. *shudders*

[Eldritch]

I remember when I was younger I´d get back from school and pretty much always pop one of these puppies into the oven. Quite frankly it tasted quite like shit, but I still ate it up every time. Every. Goddamn. Time.

My favorite mud flap story dates back to when I worked at the old cargo terminal in Ruskeasuo (before the new bus station was built).

A "thrower" who worked there also had the same lunch every day: three mud flap pizzas, nuked on top of each other.

[Zankapfel]

I suppose it's due to the fact that fairly few German women are willing to act out the brainless bimbo routine, for the benefit of equally dumb and insecure men.

Eldritch knows

I have to disagree that German is in general unpleasant or masculine. That very much depends on who's speaking it, as it happens with most languages.
Schwäbisch, Kanakendeutsch and certain dialects are, in fact, very harsh sounding, specially to untrained ears.
But from a phonological, lexical and syntactic standpoint, High German is a beautiful language with lots of complex inflections that make it all the more interesting. Hermann Hesse poems come to mind.
I also speak Danish, which shares the same guttural sound to a great extent. I've never heard anyone say Danish (or Dutch, which is very similar to German) sounds masculine.

[The Ripper]

My favorite mud flap story dates back to when I worked at the old cargo terminal in Ruskeasuo (before the new bus station was built).

A "thrower" who alao worked there also had the same lunch every day: three mud flap pizzas, nuked on top of each other.

My friends used to eat them without nuking them first! Sacrilege!

[Norbert]

I suppose it's due to the fact that fairly few German women are willing to act out the brainless bimbo routine, for the benefit of equally dumb and insecure men.

I personally think it's due to the fact that Germans, and Europeans in general tend to be racially progressive i.e. tend to have strong assertive features especially when compared with the pedomorphic/diminutive features (Tiger Woods for example) common among non-White ethnics (Hispanics, blacks, Asians, etc.) To me, these people quite frankly look like big toddlers

[Laubach]

My grandfather was German. He is my idol. I never saw a person who had a character as righteous as he.

My family comes from Hessen and I lived there and speak German. For me, the German people are very honorable, hardworking, objective, has an extraordinary strength and pride and who contributed greatly to the growth of various countries, including my Country

[Svanhild]

Also, some brainwashed people I have spoken with, believe that there is something inherently evil in the German gene pool. Lol.

But we are, don't you know?

[The Lawspeaker]

But we are, don't you know?

I am glad you realise that.
"Dusts off the black shirt and looks for his Gott mit uns - belt."