Stereotypes of German people

[Siegfried]

They had to keep them down a bit. They were too damn close but for the rest they just couldn't give a toss about Europe and I can't blame them: I feel exactly the same way. We should take back our lost lands and then flood the useless borderlands creating a defence line and then just keep a few bridges intact and build up defences and ignore the rest of you.

It might be best for the rest of Europe like this.

[The Lawspeaker]

It might be best for the rest of Europe like this.

Exactly. It would be the best for the Dutch and it would be good if other small nations did the same thing. I personally don't even care whether the Russian, the Chink or the Turk rules you all or whether you lot do it yourselves. As long as they and you don't rule us and stay out of our business. And that last bit is to be taken literal.

[Leliana]

That's why they went overseas in the first place: they were tired of the rest of you and in the case of the Dutch it had to finance the war of independence as well.

That's why German-Americans are the largest group of US Americans nowadays and that's why a German named Von Steuben and his army came to the USA to help them fighting for independence?

The US people celebrate the annual Steuben parade and his impact wasn't marginal. He teached the US troops in military performance and organized the resistance against the Royal British troops.

[The Lawspeaker]

That's why German-Americans are the largest group of US Americans and that's why a German named Von Steuben and his army came to the USA to help fighting for independence?

Money money money. For all the " feeling of freedom" and all that jazz. Those people were more drawn there because there was money to be made. America had plenty of resources and they just wanted a piece of the action.

[Leliana]

Money money money.

That's something your Dutch people are very familiar with. Money Money Money. Colonies Colonies Colonies. Trade Trade Trade. That raises a provocative and alarming question: Did the Jews learn from the Dutch or did the Dutch learn from the Jews?

[The Lawspeaker]

That's something your Dutch people are very familiar with. Money Money Money. Colonies Colonies Colonies. Trade Trade Trade. The jews of Europe!?

It's better than slaughtering each for over 1000 years like the krauts did. That's the only thing the krauts have ever been good at: massmurdering each other. Every day another Magdeburger Hochzeit. And when you lot got tired of murdering each other you banded together like the gangsters you are and decided to take on the rest of us.

Some history..

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^ Very accurate.

[Leliana]

And when you lot got tired of murdering each other you banded together like the gangsters you are and decided to take on the rest of us.

Oh yes, I murder and kill people every day like all Germans do! I just came back from a mass shooting! And later tonight we celebrate the consecration of the new KZ.

This is my going-out dress, all Germans have it.

[The Lawspeaker]

Oh yes, I murder and kill people every day like all Germans do! I just came back from a mass shooting! And later tonight we celebrate the consecration of the new KZ.

That's your lovely history and that's why you were occupied. And I don't think that those troops should ever have been withdrawn.

[noricum]

What happens to the rest of you is pretty much irrelevant if we can't make money out of it.

Are you circumcised?

[Balmung]

Tall, blond, blue eyes, beer, sausage, autobahn ^

They're stereotyped as tall & blond? Never heard of that. I HAVE however seen Japanese people portray Germans as all blond in their anime, though. Then again, Japanese portray most westerners as blond. Then again it is sort of refreshing to see blonds portrayed in positive roles for once contrary to the actual west portraying most heroes as brown haired, and sluts as blonde LOL.