Books That Will NEVER Be Written

[Nglund]

Ok, so basically the rule is to take a user and turn him into the author of a book he will never write in his whole damn life because it is contrary to his beliefs.
Here's my collection :

-"Protestant Reformators and messengers of God" by Al Caldazar

-"Benefits of a Plutocratic Oligarchy" by Agrippa

-"The Jewish Answer (and Solution to Europe's problems)" by BritishResistance

-"The Orea Linda Book: The Story of an Unsuccesful Forgery" by Wulfhere

-"Juan Carlos: A Rightful Sovereign for Catalonia" by Ibex

[The Ripper]

Discovering Nordic Estonia - Esäimä

The Shared History of The Baltic States - Karl

[Wyn]

'I am the Lord, That is My Name': How I Came to Love YHWH - Óttar.

[Wulfhere]

-"The Orea Linda Book: The Story of an Unsuccesful Forgery" by Wulfhere

Lol - you may well joke, but I've already written two books on that very subject, in which I'm completely frank about the book's provenance.

[Loddfafner]

Mr. Nglund's Flaws, by Mrs. Nglund
Mrs. Nglund is a Nasty Bitch, by Mr. Nglund
Introduction to English Grammar, by Mordid
Grandpa Django, by Celti

[Psychonaut]

Pants Eternal: Why Showing Your Dick on the Internet is Wrong by Veritas Æquitas
Pole Are Worse Then Wale: A Critical Analysis of Polish Inferiority by Mordid
I, Troll: The Confessions of a Serial Sock-Puppeteer by Loddfafner

[Loddfafner]

Brevity as the Soul of Wit, by Sigurd and The Wagnerian
My Life in the Tropics, by Acadian Driftwood
Deacons and the Deconstruction of Logic: Towards Postmodern, Multicultural Christianity, by Psychonaut

[Nglund]

-"Pallantides' soft butt" by Fintorah

[Wyn]

A Cruise 'Round the Med: How to Find the Southern Man of Your Dreams - Svanhild
Jungle Blood - What We Can Learn from the Tribes of the Amazon - Don
Land of the Free - The Hows and Whys of US-Style Capitalism - Asega

[Nglund]

-Swarthy and Inferior: An overview of Spain and of Spaniards by Falkata

-I was a Soldier of Christ by Al Caldazar

-My life as a Catalonian Separatist and Extremist by Ibex

-Black or White: How I got involved in Anglo' supremacy by Acadian Driftwood