Why arent women funny?

[Dandelion]

How retarded are you? I've only ever made socks to appeal bans.

Having been banned makes you instantly cool and badass.

[Aodhan]

Oh god I miss armenianbodyhair so much, I wanted to marry her ):

[King Claus]

Creepy, but then again so are you.

[King Claus]

Boys being boys. Omg... you're such a fag.

Here is an example of man wit.



Slayin'!

[Peterski]

It is all down to testosterone http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...ier-women.html

It can't be testosterone because BuzzFeed guys are actually funny, but look at their levels of testosterone:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzrpuL965OI#t=1m17s

Also levels of testosterone have generally been plummeting in the developed world over the last 50 years:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8rsb7qILgE&t=8m07s

It must be Y-DNA.

[RMuller]

Oh god I miss armenianbodyhair so much, I wanted to marry her ):

She should get amnesty .

[Kazimiera]

She should get amnesty .

Mark probably abducted her and forced her into marriage.

[King Claus]

A good female comedian versus a terrible female comedian.

They're both fucking horrible and so are you

[Colonel Frank Grimes]

Hello Frank,

I am dexter morgan, and I am deeply sorry and ashamed for my behavior. So I want to offer you my apology.

I laughed too hard to respond to your PM. I must have hurt your feelings.

I see your time away has made you even more obsessed with me. Now be a good boy or you'll be gone again and we both know that will lead you to begging everyone and anyone to let you back in because you have no self respect.

[Colonel Frank Grimes]

They're both fucking horrible and so are you

I'm hilarious.

Dexter's childhood.



See? Hilarious