"Air pistol up the bum"

[Thorum]

At first I wasn't sure I should laugh. Then, I went ahead let out a rousing guffaw!!

Nothing worse than "sweaty buttocks"!!

Let this be a warning to you!! Don't try it!! Tref, not even you!!

I know, you may think once again, "Damn, we are lucky to have someone like Thorum here at Apricity. He has the wisdom of the ages to share." But really, folks, it is nothing. I am a humble man.

[Barreldriver]

Holy crap. lol I feel so bad for laughing at this but, dang.

[Treffie]

OMG!

[Solwyn]

.....and people wonder why parents will say "Don't put things in your bum."

I shouldn't be laughing so hard at this man's pain. I really, really shouldn't, but oh - my - god - hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Thorum]

.....and people wonder why parents will say "Don't put things in your bum."

I shouldn't be laughing so hard at this man's pain. I really, really shouldn't, but oh - my - god - hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Maybe we could tie this thread in with this:

http://www.theapricity.com/forum/sho...?t=2751&page=2

[Jägerstaffel]

There's... just nothing to say about that.

I wish I could have seen it.

[Gooding]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Solwyn]

Oh Thorum!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA **breathe** HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA **coff** **coff**

[Fortis in Arduis]

Warning: do NOT look at this unless you have a strong constitution!

http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/

[Thorum]

Warning: do NOT look at this unless you have a strong constitution!

http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/

Let's see. Rotten.com + weightlifter. That could only mean the famous intestine explosion protrusion photo!! I think I'll pass on that. Saw it once and didn't shit for days!! Though I do still have my Rotten.com tee shirt.