Post your accent thread...

[Longbowman]

Scotland Yard eh? british police are panzies with their little club and tall hats. Sorry, cant take y'all seriously after dealing with our militarized Stormtrooper fellas.

...the mounties?

[Wadaad]

Seems like Im a British too: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hfCTB78Yx7

[Longbowman]

Seems like Im a British too: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hfCTB78Yx7

flawless 11/10 would awkwardly apologise to if brushed slightly on the tube

[Graham]

Seems like Im a British too: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hfCTB78Yx7

You need to learn from Jacob Rees-Mogg, Longbows sound-alike.

[♥ Lily ♥]

You're a foreigner because you're not British. I am British, regardless of my ethnicity. Also, I was born in London. Says so on my passport, in fact. You were not, you uitlander.

Yeah, you noticed the typo because I immediately corrected you. But very out of place, for you, a typo, considering you never make mistakes, and the letters 'e' and 'o' are not near each other on a keyboard, and you claim to have lived there...

You think I want to take your picture for malevolent purposes? Fuck off. You're a troll until you prove who you are. My identity is not in doubt.

Okie, so if I'm a 'foreigner' could you please explain to me where me and my sisters and cousins, aunts, uncles, grandparents and parents were all born and what schools we went to, etc? Please do inform me since you know so much more about me than I know about myself.

There's no need to swear and be so abusive just because I refuse to show you pictures that I've shown to the people who I trust.

[sql]

Seems like Im a British too: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hfCTB78Yx7

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cnhCPzprUc

[Longbowman]

Okie, so if I'm a 'foreigner' could you please explain to me where me and my sisters and cousins, aunts, uncles, grandparents and parents were all born and what schools we went to, etc? Please do inform me since you know so much more about me than I know about myself.

There's no need to swear and be so abusive just because I refuse to show you pictures that I've shown to the people who I trust.

I don't know your family. All I know is you're not English. Possibly Cape Asian or something.

Well, point me in the direction of those members, then, and let them tell me what they saw.

[Catkin]

It's tricky judging from a deliberately made recording rather than everyday speech. It's hard not to formalise your voice a bit when making a recording, which could potentially make it sound less natural an accent. Also I guess a slight American accent could potentially develop if you're exposed to a fair bit of pop culture, especially if the environment you're in doesn't have one consistent accent, as in London.

[Longbowman]

You need to learn from Jacob Rees-Mogg, Longbows sound-alike.

You flatter me, sir.

[♥ Lily ♥]

Again bro, I've actually met people from this site. Plus, I've appeared on cam on ********. Plus, 30 odd members on Facebook, others on Skype, etc etc. It's a tangled web I weave. I am who I say I am. You are a foreign troll.

And whilst, of course, I have no foreign influences in my accent, you do, according to me, Graham, and now two out of two other people, including a member here, whom I've asked.

Why do you want to be British so badly, may I ask? Do you actually live in the UK as a recent migrant or child in an immigrant community seeking acceptance, or are you a foreigner besotted with our country?

Want my phone number? Go check my IP address dimwit.... oh no. sorry, where do you say I'm supposed to be living or from?

Why are Jewish people trying to steal British identity? Don't project yourself onto me. Why are you so politically correct, a lover of the Queen and the system and dissing those who vote for un-pc parties, etc?