Pick up lines.

**~~Joe McCarthy~~** · 07-01-2011, 10:51 PM

Originally Posted by moonmaiden

have you got any (insert your own ethnicity) in you? would you like some (insert your ethnicity) in you? this only makes sense if you are a man, and i highly doubt it will work!

I've seen that one used. A half chink, half white woman married to a white guy was propositioned by a half white, half Amerind with the line, 'Do you have any Indian in ya?' She of course answered no and he asked if she wanted some in her. It failed, but it was like watching ants under the glass.

**_______** · 07-02-2011, 08:31 AM

Originally Posted by Joe McCarthy

I've seen that one used. A half chink, half white woman married to a white guy was propositioned by a half white, half Amerind with the line, 'Do you have any Indian in ya?' She of course answered no and he asked if she wanted some in her. It failed, but it was like watching ants under the glass.

**Loki** · 07-02-2011, 08:57 AM

Originally Posted by Aces High

"Hello luv,do you take it up the doyke" usually works for me.

Please pm me the location of your local pub.

**~~Aces High~~** · 07-02-2011, 06:40 PM

Originally Posted by Loki

Please pm me the location of your local pub.

http://www.beerintheevening.com/pubs...Ship/Tatsfield

**Max** · 07-02-2011, 06:52 PM

Learn from the master

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**Rachel** · 07-05-2011, 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by Максим

Learn from the master

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Only an American could pull off posting this.

**Turkophagos** · 07-05-2011, 11:33 PM

I've never used any pick up lines, I've always left half my shirt unbuttoned instead and the ladies would fall after seeing my hairy chest.

**Barreldriver** · 03-15-2012, 10:30 PM

NECRO!

From google (redneck pickup lines).

1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ye sure are special.

3) My Love fer ye is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.

4) Do ye have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check ye out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Fat Penguin ....... Sorry, I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy , can ye help me find him? I Think he went into this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep Til afternoon.

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.