Jewish stereotypes, Are they true?

[Gamera]

If I just appear at a Synagogue one day and stand there and say the right things could I pass as a Jew? Like I could say I just got out of university and never really practiced but now feel the pull and all, do you think I'd get hooked into the system? Like they'd help me get in right?

You want to become a Jew?

There's a reason why they're an ethnoreligious group, and not only religious.

[Austin]

You want to become a Jew?

There's a reason why they're an ethnoreligious group, and not only religious.

If it means an instant hook-in to a 75k income then YES PLEASE

I think I could successfully shake the right hands and perform the correct winks at the synagogue. I know I could do good in the interview and at the sushi lunch.

[Gamera]

Break your nose, change your surname to Bronstein or Goldberg, then do that and tell us how it went.

[Austin]

Break your nose, change your surname to Bronstein or Goldberg, then do that and tell us how it went.

Okay I can do that easily enough. But I mean do I know enough about Jews would you say and Zionism and the relevance of Israel to them at a core level to pass as a lost secular Jew from the white world who wants in? I think I can really do it.

[Curtis24]

It is complicated because nowadays, a lot of Jews just claim the Jewish label as an identity thing. Even though they were not really raised with Jewish values, so to speak.

[Austin]

It is complicated because nowadays, a lot of Jews just claim the Jewish label as an identity thing. Even though they were not really raised with Jewish values, so to speak.

Yeah so that makes it easy. I just wear a nice suit, act interested and respectful, keep my goatee to show I'm a lost Jew in the white world, and wham insta-sushi lunch with Jewish lawyers who want to save me and hook me up. I think it could really work. I could have a good job by Monday!

[Raskolnikov]

If it means an instant hook-in to a 75k income then YES PLEASE

It takes a year or two to convert, in a process itself similar to law school, so . . . maybe not. Then again, maybe Reform/liberal Judaism is an easy conversion.

It's not like walking into a nondenominational congregation.

[Aces High]

No, you'd have to be able to tell them a family background.

A bit like joining the SS then...?

[kamelin]

I don't know if you can just put into one word - "Stereotype".

Jews are here to fool us. They have SCHOOLS set up where they teach their people how to fool and cheat us. They may look friendly, they may act friendly, but they're trying to hide their hatred for us non-Jews. Jews never do their crimes directly. They make others to do it for them. That is one of the essence of the Jews.

“If a Jew's moving his lips, he's lying, and if you see a Rabbi, there's already been a crime.” - William Finck

[Dario Argento]

Break your nose, change your surname to Bronstein or Goldberg, then do that and tell us how it went.

He doesn't need to do that. Haven't you been looking his previous avatars? His nose is more hooked and more jewish looking than even yours. His nose almost looks Amerindian in its extreme hookness.