If James Bond became "Brother" Bond....

[RoyBatty]

Here are the titles of all the James Bond movies if they were remade with a homey as the main character:

1) Dr. No --- Dr Ho'
2) From Russia With Love --- From Somalia with AID's
3) Goldfinger --- Goldteeth
4) Thunderball--- Thunderbooty
5) You Only Live Twice--- You Only Live in Da Hood.
6) On Her Majesty's Secret Service --- On Her Skank Ass' Secret Service
7) Diamonds Are Forever --- Diamonds is fo' Stealing
8) Live and Let Die --- Live and let "Whitey" Die.
9) The Man with the Golden Gun --- The Brotha' with the Golden Bling.
10) The Spy Who Loved Me --- The Spy Who Mugged Me
11)Moonraker --- Coonraker.
12) For Your Eyes Only---Fo' Yo' Eyes Only Fo' fifty dollas'
13) Octopussy --- Me want White Pussy
14) A View to a Kill --- A View to da Drive-by.
15) The Living Daylights---The Living On Welfare
16) Licence to Kill --- Licence to Kill the white man
17) GoldenEye---GoldenGrillz
18) Tomorrow Never Dies---Da White Man Neva' Dies
19) The World is Not Enough --- The World is Not Enough We Still Want More.
20) Die Another Day --- Cry Racism Another Day.
21) Casino Royale---Cadillac Lowrider
22) Quantum of Solace---Quantum of Watermelon

[Beorn]

The World is Not Enough We Still Want More.

Amen, brother. Amen.

[Dombra]

I was thinking about a variation of "skyfall" but meh. Some other day.

[Pallantides]

Thunderbooty, I'd watch that one.