Welcome to the Illuminatay

[Dick]

[PlattitüdenPaule]

Urrgh, could`ve at least added a trigger warning for getting the gheys and severe earrape. Nice boobs though.

[Laredo]

So where do I sign the Illuminate contract ? I also want to be wealthy and famous.

[Dick]

So where do I sign the Illuminate contract ? I also want to be wealthy and famous.

You don't need to sign a contract. Black magick is free.

Write down all of your desires on a piece of paper and burn it. You'll need to do it more than once.

[Laredo]

You don't need to sign a contract. Black magick is free.

Write down all of your desires on a piece of paper and burn it. You'll need to do it more than once.

Paper deal or nothing I ain't giving my soul for free

[Dick]

Urrgh, could`ve at least added a trigger warning for getting the gheys and severe earrape. Nice boobs though.

Judaism is Saturn worship.

Saturn = Grim reaper/father time/the harvester/Mr. Serious/party pooper etc....It all goes back to agriculture and the early farmers.

Exoteric = christmas...Esoteric = Saturnalia

[Dick]

Brand new Ill-jew-minatay video! Let's get wicked smaht.