Today I am a 45 year old virgin!

**Anglo-Celtic** · 04-09-2024, 02:35 AM

Originally Posted by Richmondbread

August birthdays are a lot more common. April 8th is actually a relatively rare birthday. 275th out of 365
https://www.happiestbaby.com/blogs/b...mmon-birthdays

Would you be into a dinner date with Elizabeth? My matchmaking has led to some marriages.

**~Elizabeth~** · 04-09-2024, 02:38 AM

Originally Posted by Anglo-Celtic

Would you be into a dinner date with Elizabeth? My matchmaking has led to some marriages.

I'm 54 and can't have children. Richmondbread needs a woman younger than himself so he can have children.

Besides, I already told you my crush is on Colonel Frank Grimes.

**Anglo-Celtic** · 04-09-2024, 02:41 AM

Originally Posted by ~Elizabeth~

I'm 54 and can't have children. Richmondbread needs a woman younger than himself so he can have children.

Besides, I already told you my crush is on Colonel Frank Grimes.

You look young for your age, and Meade might not want to bring children into this mad world. Frank is not the only fish in the Apricity sea, so Meade might be a good catch.

**NSXD60** · 04-09-2024, 02:58 AM

Originally Posted by ~Elizabeth~

I'm 54 and can't have children. Richmondbread needs a woman younger than himself so he can have children.

Besides, I already told you my crush is on Colonel Frank Grimes.

You and the Colonel would be like Ava Gardner and Artie Shaw with the latter belittling your inteligence.

**Mortimer** · 04-09-2024, 04:26 AM

Happy Birthday Richmondbread

**Anglo-Celtic** · 04-09-2024, 05:06 AM

Originally Posted by NSXD60

You and the Colonel would be like Ava Gardner and Artie Shaw with the latter belittling your inteligence.

What does that even mean? I'm definitely no kid, but even I'm too young for references like that.

**Mixdguy17** · 04-09-2024, 05:29 AM

Happy Bday Meade.

I hope you find your girl, or that at least you find happiness.

**Mortimer** · 04-09-2024, 05:40 AM

Originally Posted by ~Elizabeth~

I'm 54 and can't have children. Richmondbread needs a woman younger than himself so he can have children.

Besides, I already told you my crush is on Colonel Frank Grimes.

In the USA surrogates are legal so Richmondbread could have a child while you are his wife. But anyways I think Anglo-Celtic is trolling you and teasing you.

**Mortimer** · 04-09-2024, 05:43 AM

Originally Posted by Anglo-Celtic

Would you be into a dinner date with Elizabeth? My matchmaking has led to some marriages.

I would have a platonic romantic relationship with Elizabeth, like really old people who dont have sex anymore but want companionship since she cant have children anymore, but we could adopt one or rely on surrogates. But she is a racialist, and she is a permanent paying and subscribing stormfront member, she would be kicked out from stormfront if she dated me.