How to get a girlfriend

[Tacitus]

Just say these two simple lines, preferably one right after the other:

"God created you only for me."
"I love you. Can I sleep over at your place?"

[ÁGUIA]

Be a man, don't be a pussy, be nice, be an asshole, be respectable buuuuut wait a minute not too respectable ... give her attention but not so much attention HAHAHA women... Ladies ladies too much theory and completely clueless most of the time.

Some of the ones who say be a man are the ones most likely will not take the heat if you "man up" just a little little bit.

Seduce her like you really genuinely are, that is the key. Don't be a phony! don't pretend to be what you are not, impersonating someone else does not work, because sooner or later the mask will fall.

There's tons of ways you can seduce a woman but there's no ultimately decisive "move" that will guarantee you the success, the goal ... "voar como o Jardel sobre os centrais, tolada e gooooolo " ups lost my grip here for a slip second well back to the topic ÁGUIA you go . Too many variables too many different personalities, too many possible matches a endless of possible situations. So these theories mine as well are pretty much useless most of the time, too much generalization when each situation is a different one.

If you are confident enough to approach her, great do it. If not there is nothing written in the so called "seduction cardinal of rules" that you have to take the initiative, just give her the looks a smile etc maybe she will be interested and come to you instead. Sometimes it's all about the subtleties.

Some women take the initiative tho and there is nothing wrong with that. Seduction is a "game" meant to be played by the two. The same way women can take advantage over some guys, so men can if they find a too much of a "submissive weak" lady. Sometimes women are just too lazy, conformists and afraid of rejection to do anything and plus afraid of being label stigmatized as easy. Some don't verbally take the first step but their stares, the laughs, body language this interminable world of physical behavior says it all, sometimes speaking louder than a thousand words. Not living in the 19 century anymore nice gents when I read some of TA's posts, oh boy ... is like going right back into grandpa's time, twilight zone or something of that kind haha

To conclude don't play games, avoid those ridiculous obnoxious pick up lines cut with all the bullshit and be honest, natural, be the best man you can possibly be, always strive for amelioration. Respect yourself and her, treat her kindly, the best way you can but without annuling yourself and maintaining truthfull to your essence, don't let no one mold your personality. Just show you are interested in her in the most effective sincere way, at the end they want someone that make them feel unique, special and cherish

And most important don't take things too seriously if she is not into you just shake it off. It doesn't matter there are plenty of fish in the sea don't give her the importance that she doesn't need to have.

Life is meant to be fun after all

[Longbowman]

Wait for someone else to get one, then kidnap her.

[Dominicanese]

man you say your not attractive now

your young dude 16, may god i wish i was 16 again

wait till after you graduate from high school, get a job make that money and use it to get in style workout and look good for yourself and how youv always wanted to be and go to school, you ll get girls super easily, but make sure to fuck em and not let em use your money

[Sekkmer]

[Amor Vincit Omnia]

[Harley]

Showering regularly helps. So does smelling good.

Other than that, have a personality.

[Dominicanese]

u know how u get pussy on the flat

install dating apps on your fone and just start messaging girls

out of the 100 u text, 10 will reply back and talk to you, and only 2 u will get to see in person

but do this for many months and i promise you, u will get better and become a ladies-man.

these are really good and i have gotten very lucky with these (badoo, okcubid, POF, and Skout), the rest are trashy and it comes with charge, those 4 i provided are free, but ignore the advertisements (i think its quite stupid that we have to pay to talk with the opposite gender, we live in a time where ppl barely have time to go out and everyone is on their fones so the only way to get their attention is by appearing on their fones so, dating apps imo are the best in the 21st century) on them, the only tools u need is messaging, thats it, only say "hey" and thats it wait till they reply, that's it (simple)

fuck everything else

[Profileid]

Wow.
So anyone without a smartphone must really be fucked when it comes to dating.

[TenaciousTopologist]

If/when you do land a chick, never forget to check the hoefax (carfax for hoes). Make sure that shit brand-new or at least certified pre-owned.

You can thank me later.