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    Default Warning: laptops can affect your sperm count.

    December 9, 2004
    Sydney Morning Herald
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    Warning: laptops can affect your sperm count.

    Teenagers and young men should keep their laptops off their laps because they could damage fertility, according to new research.

    Laptops, which reach high internal operating temperatures, can heat up the scrotum which could affect the quality and quantity of men's sperm.

    "The increase in scrotal temperature is significant enough to cause changes in sperm parameters," said Dr Yefim Sheynkin, an associate professor of urology at the State University of New York at Stony Brook.

    "It is very difficult to predict how long the computer can be used safely," he told Reuters. "It may not be at all, if the testicular temperature goes up high within a very short period of time."

    Adolescents and young men who use laptops several times a day over many years face the greatest risk. Sheynkin fears that if laptop use is not curtailed, in 15-20 years when they want to start a family the men could face problems.

    "Long-term use may have a detrimental effect on their reproductive health," he said.

    Sheynkin and his team studied the impact of using a laptop on 29 healthy volunteers between the age of 21-35 by measuring scrotal temperature before and after they used a computer on their lap.

    The research is reported in the journal Human Reproduction.

    Even without turning the laptop on, the scrotal temperature rose by 2.1 degrees Celsius when the young men sat with their thighs together to balance the computer on their lap.

    When they switched it on the temperature rose - by 2.8 degrees on the right side and 2.6 degrees on the left.

    "It shows that scrotal hyperthermia is produced by both special body posture and the local heating effect of laptop computers," Sheynkin said.

    A serious case of laptop burn was reported in a letter published in a medical journal two years ago after a 50-year-old man burned his penis while using a laptop balanced on his legs for an hour, despite wearing trousers and underpants.

    The researchers used two different brands of computers in the study.

    "All laptop computers generate significant heat due to the increasing power requirements of computer chips. New laptops with higher power requirements may produce even more heat," Sheynkin added.
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    This sounds very much in line with the professional chef sperm count survey which showed lowered sperm counts in men who spent inordinate amounts of time in front of hot ovens.

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    And there I go wondering why I've not yet fathered any offspring to further my lineage! I knew these damn laptops were at fault for it!

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    However unlike some rumours suggest, drinking Mountain Dew will not affect your little swimmers

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    I keep mine on my lap for a damn good reason!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychonaut View Post
    I keep mine on my lap for a damn good reason!
    A good contraceptive

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    Ouch... time to go and have it tested...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sigurd View Post
    And there I go wondering why I've not yet fathered any offspring to further my lineage! I knew these damn laptops were at fault for it!
    LOL ... Note to self: Do not post drunk - you're not half as funny as you think..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sigurd View Post
    LOL ... Note to self: Do not post drunk - you're not half as funny as you think..
    Well at least you did not make a bunch of silly threads

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    Quote Originally Posted by Veritas Aequitas View Post
    The research is reported in the journal Human Reproduction.

    Even without turning the laptop on, the scrotal temperature rose by 2.1 degrees Celsius when the young men sat with their thighs together to balance the computer on their lap.
    See this is why I never keep my legs togheter and never wear clothes, good thing I have a good reason for that now

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