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    Patch worn by troops in Afghanistan.


    The Infidel Zippo

    Exhausted from how they feel they’re being perceived, troops have taken to wearing patches and carrying items that label themselves infidels, and offer translation in local dialect.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smaland View Post

    Patch worn by troops in Afghanistan.


    The Infidel Zippo



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    Can i buy one of those patches on Ebay?
    Cynicism is an attitude or state of mind characterized by a general distrust of others' apparent motives or ambitions, or a general lack of faith or hope in the human race or in individuals with desires, hopes, opinions, or personal tastes that a cynic perceives as unrealistic or inappropriate, therefore deserving of ridicule or admonishment. It is a form of jaded negativity, and other times, realistic criticism or skepticism. The term originally derives from the ancient Greek philosophers called the Cynics who rejected all conventions, whether of religion, manners, housing, dress, or decency, advocating the pursuit of virtue in accordance with a simple and unmaterialistic way of life.

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    But the real Crusaders didn't eat pork, they ate Turks instead. They roasted Turkish kids on fire when they came to Anatolia and even sent a letter to Pope and asked forgiveness if what they did was a sin. So, in that sense, they confessed their sin and continued to cannibalism without a hesitance.

    Cannibalism During the Crusades
    Several Christian sources of the First Crusade report instances of cannibalism. Specifically, starving crusaders were reported to have eaten their fallen Muslim opponents.

    Radulph of Caen, an eyewitness to events at Ma'arra in 1098, wrote, "In Ma'arra our troops boiled pagan adults in cooking-pots; they impaled children on spits and devoured them grilled." (1)

    The chronicler Albert of Aix seemed to rank Muslims lower than dogs when he wrote, "Not only did our troops not shrink from eating dead Turks and Saracens; they also ate dogs!"

    Guibert of Nogent, in his work Historia Hierosolymitana, provides more details on the incident of cannibalism at Ma'arra. There he notes that whenever the Tafurs who took part in the expedition discovered "scraps of flesh from the pagan's bodies" cannibalism was practiced with little discretion. According to Guibert, the Tafurs were well aware that the Muslims feared them because of cannibalism. For that reason, on at least one occasion, the Tafurs publicly "roasted the bruised body of a Turk over a fire as if it were meat for eating, in full view of the Turkish forces." Guibert notes that the Franks also practiced cannibalism, but they did so "in secret and as rarely as possible."

    Fulcher of Chartres also refers to the same instance of cannibalism at Ma'arra. In his Historia Hierosolymitana, also known as A History of the Expedition to Jerusalem, Fulcher confirms that when the crusaders "suffered from excessive hunger" at Ma'arra, they engaged in cannibalism. He wrote, "I shudder to say that many of our men, terribly tormented by the maddness of starvation, cut pieces of flesh from the buttocks of Saracens lying there dead. These pieces they cooked and ate, savagely devouring the flesh while it was insufficiently roasted."

    Raymond of d'Aguilers also recorded incidents of cannibalism...
    Anonymous author of the Gesta Francorum...
    Anna Comnena- Normans- Roasted babies
    Muslim authors also attest to the practice by Crusaders...
    http://www.crusades-encyclopedia.com/cannibalism.html
    They also cooked dead Turkish soldiers at front of the regular folk, so they get scared and not resist them anymore.

    Read the book of Amin Maloof; Crusaders through the Arab`s eyes"

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    ^ I like their approach ! Sick, twisted, disgusting but nonetheless effective.

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    Is this supposed to be funny I understand the intent is to be offensive, but I find it really INANE and stupid. Try harder next time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smaland View Post

    Patch worn by troops in Afghanistan.
    Oh my god, that's really cool! I want that patch on my Catholic shirt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Groznenka View Post
    Is this supposed to be funny I understand the intent is to be offensive, but I find it really INANE and stupid. Try harder next time.
    I find it hilarious. Only 1000 years ago we were just a bunch of barbarians but nothing shows ones disdain for the enemy better then munching on him. They didn't have any food with them and water was also scarce.

    But it frightened the hell out of the enemy.. which is always an added bonus during war. Whether it was "appropriate". It's the year 1096. Fuck the Geneva Convention. They didn't even know what it was.

    And this is the part that makes it absolutely hilarious:

    ....when they came to Anatolia and even sent a letter to Pope and asked forgiveness if what they did was a sin. So, in that sense, they confessed their sin and continued to cannibalism without a hesitance.
    Sick and twisted. It's not something we Europeans would do today. They just basically were like "ah well.. sorry Padre. We know it's a sin but.. hey we're hungry".

    Luckily we Europeans have evolved from that. Now we just burn 100.000 innocent civilians in single one night in Dresden or Hamburg. Long live civilisation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Groznenka View Post
    Is this supposed to be funny I understand the intent is to be offensive, but I find it really INANE and stupid. Try harder next time.
    Oh the 'poor Muslim' from the Islamic riot region of Russia thinks the patch is inane and stupid!? Then the patch is fit for its purpose!

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    The Mohammed cartoon was at least more creative.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Civis Batavi View Post
    I find it hilarious. Only 1000 years ago we were just a bunch of barbarians but nothing shows ones disdain for the enemy better then munching on him. They didn't have any food with them and water was also scarce.
    The Crusaders did what they had to do to get the job done.

    Quote Originally Posted by Civis Batavi View Post
    But it frightened the hell out of the enemy.. which is always an added bonus during war. Whether it was "appropriate". It's the year 1096. Fuck the Geneva Convention. They didn't even know what it was.
    I have yet to see another race voluntarily handicap it self on what it can and cant do.

    Quote Originally Posted by Civis Batavi View Post
    And this is the part that makes it absolutely hilarious:

    Sick and twisted. It's nothing something we Europeans would do today. They just basically "ah well.. sorry Padre. We know it's a sin but.. hey we're hungry".

    Luckily we Europeans have evolved from that. Now we just burn 100.000 innocent civilians in one night in Dresden or Hamburg. Long live civilisation.
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