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Here is a presidential joke...
Donald Trump arrives in Hell. Satan decides to show him where three presidents ended up and Trump can choose his fate for all eternity.
In the first room, Jfk is treading in raw sewage, He is barely able to keep himself afloat and he is gasping for air.
Trump doesn't like what he sees and says "Next".
In the second room, he sees Jimmy Carter who is tied up like Prometheus, and a giant Aquila bird is pecking and chewing at his liver which seems to regenerate instantly.
Trump doesn't like what he sees and says "Next".
The final room is a replica of the Oval Office. Bill Clinton is sitting in the chair and Monica Lewinsky is under the desk doing what she is best known for.
Trump likes what he sees and instantly says "This room". Satan asks him again to be sure. Trump snaps "Yes. Let's get going"
Satan proclaims "It is done...Your replacement is here. You can leave now Monica"
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