A Few Jokes

[lei.talk]

Originally Posted by Greta Thunberg | 11.18am | June 21, 2018
A top climate change scientist is warning that climate change will wipe out all of humanity
unless we stop using fossil fuels over the next five years.

Martin Daubney | June 21, 2023
Enjoy your final minutes,
because, according to Greta Thunberg & her ‘top climate scientist’
humanity will be ‘wiped out’ at 11.18am today,
because we didn't stop using fossil fuels five years ago.

It says humanity's future is now doomed
since we haven't already dumped fossil fuels.

The key point is that now we've hit this date,
there's no point doing anymore to save the planet
so let's enjoy our diesel cars, heating & foreign holidays!

[Your Old Comrade]

[lei.talk]

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...would you regard this as too suggestive


“Will you please excuse me -
I just need to go and shake hands with an old friend,
whom I hope to be able to introduce you to later.”

[gixajo]

...would you regard this as too suggestive


“Will you please excuse me -
I just need to go and shake hands with an old friend,
whom I hope to be able to introduce you to later.”

If we're supposed to say it to a woman, yes, even a little crude.

[lei.talk]

Originally Posted by lei.talk

Your direct and probing gaze
seems an invitation to soar the expanse of your mind
and explore every aspect of your soul.

This may be a communication from your sub-conscious.

On my carte d'appel, you see my name
embedded in my e-mail address.

When you become fully conscious of our affinity,
please, alert me

and I will come to you. Where ever you may be.

"Courtesy is the lubricant of social intercourse."
— my mother's advice

[lei.talk]

[Vessna]

ladies — one the first date (at a restaurant) as he prefaces a visit to the lavatory...

...would you regard this as too suggestive


“Will you please excuse me -
I just need to go and shake hands with an old friend,
whom I hope to be able to introduce you to later.”

I would probably leave the restaurant and let the guy keep shaking hands with his little friend.

[rothaer]

I would probably leave the restaurant and let the guy keep shaking hands with his little friend.

Would you neglect your even smaller friend? Why not use the pause and greet him respectively in the meantime and tell him about the announced introduction?