Girlfriend Stabs Man Watching Porn

[Creeping Death]

Girlfriend Stabs Man Watching Porn
A La Crosse woman has been accused of stabbing her boyfriend Tuesday after she caught him watching pornography and masturbating, police said.

Serves him right for treating himself like an amusement park!

Why, he’s lucky he didn’t go blind or get hairy palms!



This is her, yeah well I don’t blame him so much now.

She must of got tired of him taking matters into his own hands.

Or is it, “Believe me, honey, my mind has a hand of its own.”

[Lahtari]

Maybe she thought about kittens?

[Svarog]

lol

[Octothorpe]

Gee, the video promised 'penetration,' but this is ridiculous!