Haggis ‘was invented by the English’

[Graham]

Haggis supper mmmmm, can we claim deep fried haggis at least.

[Albion]

Haggis supper mmmmm, can we claim deep fried haggis at least.

You're welcome to it

[Osweo]

Haggis supper mmmmm, can we claim deep fried haggis at least.

MmmMmMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
THat looks bluddy gorgeous! [/Northern solidarity]
Just a shame some tight Scotch git thought a dozen chips would do as a portion.

[Treffie]

Haggis supper mmmmm, can we claim deep fried haggis at least.

Looks like a pug that's just been run over

[007]

Looks like what was squeezed out of the pug's back end when it was run over.

[The Great Uniter]

Honestly, Haggis will probably taste delicious. I think I have eaten something similar which I call "entrail-sack food" that has liver, garlic, splene and all inside. And it doesn't look bad either as sissies exaggerate it to appear.

[Neon Knight]

From Monty Python's Big Red Book:

Much to his Mum and Dad’s dismay
Horace ate himself one day.
He didn’t stop to say his grace,
He just sat down and ate his face.
“We can’t have this” his Dad declared,
“If that lad’s ate, he should be shared.”
But even as he spoke they saw
Horace eating more and more:
First his legs and then his thighs,
His arms, his nose, his hair, his eyes...
“Stop him someone!” Mother cried
“Those eyeballs would be better fried!”
But all too late, for they were gone,
And he had started on his dong...
“Oh! foolish child!” the father mourns
“You could have deep-fried that with prawns,
Some parsley and some tartar sauce...”
But H. was on his second course:
His liver and his lights and lung,
His ears, his neck, his chin, his tongue;
“To think I raised him from the cot
And now he’s going to scoff the lot!”
His Mother cried: “What shall we do?
What’s left won’t even make a stew...”
And as she wept, her son was seen
To eat his head, his heart, his spleen.
And there he lay: a boy no more,
Just a stomach, on the floor...
None the less, since it was his
They ate it – that’s what haggis is.