Drunken tales from life..

**evon** · 02-01-2013, 03:55 AM

Well, guess i should start this, seeing since i am drunk and all...

Been a hard week, i care for my schizophrenic brother and its a full time job...but as i keep telling myself, who else will do if i dont do it? so tonight i decided it was time for me to go out and have some fun

**arcticwolf** · 02-01-2013, 03:58 AM

Originally Posted by evon

Well, guess i should start this, seeing since i am drunk and all...

Been a hard week, i care for my schizophrenic brother and its a full time job...but as i keep telling myself, who else will do if i dont do it? so tonight i decided it was time for me to go out and have some fun

You are a good man. You have my respect! Those who do what needs to be done and serve others are the pinnacle of humanity.

Having some fun from time to time is a good thing.

You Sir are the real man!

**evon** · 02-01-2013, 04:02 AM

Originally Posted by arcticwolf

You are a good man. You have my respect! Those who do what needs to be done and serve others are the pinnacle of humanity.

Having some fun from time to time is a good thing.

You Sir are the real man!

Thank you

I wish i could do more, but what can you do...We are limited by the bodies we inhabit..But i dont think i do more then anyone else would do in my place, if we dont have family what then do we do...Its a struggle, he self medicates by drinking, which breaks my heart, but what can i do.. he is a grown man...

**arcticwolf** · 02-01-2013, 04:05 AM

Originally Posted by evon

Thank you

I wish i could do more, but what can you do...We are limited by the bodies we inhabit..But i dont think i do more then anyone else would do in my place, if we dont have family what then do we do...Its a struggle, he self medicates by drinking, which breaks my heart, but what can i do.. he is a grown man...

You do your best and that's all anyone can do. You are doing your part and being a real man. No one should expect anything more form nobody else. Your conscience is clear.

Unwind and have some fun, you've earned it.

**~~American_Hispanist~~** · 02-01-2013, 04:08 AM

when I was in mexico, I got drunk and the next thing I know, I'm fucking a fine woman. that's one tale I'll say.

**evon** · 02-01-2013, 04:11 AM

Originally Posted by Mexican_Abdullah

when I was in mexico, I got drunk and the next thing I know, I'm fucking a fine woman. that's one tale I'll say.

good for you man, been there done that, enjoy it while you can, i think its called youth..

**~~American_Hispanist~~** · 02-01-2013, 04:14 AM

Originally Posted by evon

good for you man, been there done that, enjoy it while you can, i think its called youth..

unfortunately, I haven't had the same luck here in the US.

**RussiaPrussia** · 02-01-2013, 04:21 AM

i dont drink i probably have only drank alcohol like 5 or 6 times in my life lol

**Feral** · 02-01-2013, 04:33 AM

Years ago...
I was waiting the bus with some "friends" after an underground concert. I was highly drunk, so some lowlifes, whom was starting to get on the bus, shouted some insults at me -coz I'm too pretty-, and I didn't react very well.

I started a fight with some lowlife, couldn't know if he was the one who yelled at me, but whatever

Then the rest of the lowlifes started to getting off the bus, so I stepped back a little. There was at least five cacos yelling at me and telling me how handsome I am. It was only me, like a fiercly dwarf against an army of orcs -- because my "friends" were standing across the street. One of them cacos threw a kick at me, so I grabbed his leg and stole his shoe.

The bus started to go, so the lowlifes boarded it. When the bus was driving away, the lowlifes started yelling that they would miss my handsomeness, so I threw the freakin' shoe at the window where they were at. But they keep on yelling how much they loved me, so I run to the bus and climbed the window and threw some punches at them. They tried to hug me but some of them closed the window without knowing that my hand was there, so I was forced to climb off. Finally, I walked in the middle of the street to where my "friends" where wainting me, I was still with thirst for battle.

But then I took the bus so I could go back m'home.

That's it. I was young and stupid.

Fuckin' orcs...

**Virtuous** · 02-01-2013, 04:41 AM

Nothing special, but this is what I remember

-So I got drunk, my friend brought me home with a taxi. While he carried me I accidentally dropped the empty bottle of vodka on my neighbours driveway. I only got to know the day after when my neighbour commented on a facebook post of mine.

-So I got drunk, I thought I'd be a badass by snapping a 1.5 inch diameter thick log full of twigs n branches in front of a pack of gals. I failed, miserably.

and I still got the scar on me leg.

-So I got drunk, I climbed on a wall and started acting like some goofy special ops agent, a security told me to get down. After several "What's?" from my side, I understood and got down.

-oh yes and that I removed my t-shirt nd started shouting n yelling n supposedly dancing in a club. With everyone looking at me.