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    1. This world-renowned expert at TMI.




    2. This persistent person who thinks your skin looks smooth.




    3. This excellent parent/mathematician.




    4. Anyone who has way too many abs.




    5. Sex attics, generally.




    6. This insanely optimistic man who is not a fan of Michael Cera.





    7. The gentleman who thinks “no” is just a preamble for “yes.”




    8. The guy who has a keen but misguided sense of ethics.




    9. The religious man who tweets at McKayla Maroney 100 times a day.




    10. Pharaoh.




    11. This cat.




    12. Anyone who ends their sentences with “text me.”





    13. Jim H.




    14. Anyone who thinks this technique is going to work.




    15. Anyone who has trouble setting appropriate life goals.





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    16. Anyone who tries to pull this look off.




    17. This hilarious jokester.




    18. Anyone who photoshops their “best face” onto all their pictures.




    19. Anyone with fantastic areolae.




    20. This man in a towel.




    21. Anyone who gives you this friendship seeking card.




    22. The dude with the box of hair in his yard.




    23. Anyone who says “hot spot” and “you Know” in the same sentence.




    24. Anyone who ever says “Hey ladies,” and then keeps talking.




    25. Any and all practitioners of the karaoke bedroom technique.




    26. This person who unlocked her inner beauty.




    27. This master of logic.




    28. Anyone who is doing this with their life.




    29. *Tilts head*




    30. And this loudmouth.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Kazimiera View Post
    21. Anyone who gives you this friendship seeking card.


    LOL is this for real?
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    WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE PEOPLE STAHP PLEASE STAHP!!!!!!

    Ontopic: They all are very creepy or weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiyant View Post
    WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE PEOPLE STAHP PLEASE STAHP!!!!!!

    Ontopic: They all are very creepy or weird.
    And there are far more of them out there than you imagine!

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    I've seen the biggest loser guys make the most bold and stupid pickup lines on women and the women played along with them. How far, I dont know. But even I have been surprised at what boldness gets some guys you'd otherwise think of as losers. These guys are overwhelmingly dorks but at least they have some confidence to be themselves, I guess. I have to think a lot of these are fake but then again there are a lot of really weird people out there and you can never anticipate how women will react to some things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kazimiera View Post
    And there are far more of them out there than you imagine!
    I know that too good watched a reportage about creepy guys like that......
    But nothing is better then catch a predator with CHRIS HANSEN

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    Out of all of them, No 5 is a winner. What more do I need in my life than a sex attic? My dreams have been realised! Thank GOD!



    Although on a more serious note, I'd go for No 11.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kazimiera View Post
    Out of all of them, No 5 is a winner. What more do I need in my life than a sex attic? My dreams have been realised! Thank GOD!



    Although on a more serious note, I'd go for No 11.
    I think the clown is better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiyant View Post
    I think the clown is better.
    Yellow eyes = Hepatitis B. Get close to that large mouth and it might give you an unwelcome dose of jaundice.

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