How to Poop at Work

[StormBringer]

I have an entire bathroom with a shower for myself, at work.

Be jelly.

[Kazimiera]

I hate going at work because I'm a very private pooper. Fortunately I work night shift, so often toilets are unoccupied but that still doesn't remove the chance of someone else walking in.

I either go a different floor at a time when I know the cleaners have come and gone (after 2am). OR I walk to the other side of the building which is deserted at night and requires many access codes. It's a pain in the ass to get to those toilets, so nobody goes there - except me. OR I go the men's toilet. There are mostly women at work and the chances of anyone going to the men's is remote.

[Bobby Martnen]

I hate going at work because I'm a very private pooper. Fortunately I work night shift, so often toilets are unoccupied but that still doesn't remove the chance of someone else walking in.

What kind of work do you do? I work in sales over the summer, and I'm a student during the school year.

OR I go the men's toilet. There are mostly women at work and the chances of anyone going to the men's is remote.

If I ever did the reverse of that, I'd probably be labeled a sex offender. Male "privilege" at its finest...

[Kazimiera]

What kind of work do you do? I work in sales over the summer, and I'm a student during the school year.

I'm a night shift nurse.

If I ever did the reverse of that, I'd probably be labeled a sex offender. Male "privilege" at its finest...

Just tell them you're a trans woman. That seems to be the ticket which will get you into the ladies' toilet these days.

[Bobby Martnen]

I'm a night shift nurse.

I bet you've seen some interesting things in the line of duty

Just tell them you're a trans woman. That seems to be the ticket which will get you into the ladies' toilet these days.

LOL I should. I don't think they'd buy it, though, cause I'm bearded at 5'11"

[Kazimiera]

I bet you've seen some interesting things in the line of duty

That you can say again.

[Bobby Martnen]

That you can say again.

Have you seen weirder things at work or on this forum?

[Bosniensis]

I just go home when I need to poop.

Car is ready if needed

[Bobby Martnen]

BEST TIMES TO POOP:

Whenever you're in class and bored!

[Kazimiera]

Have you seen weirder things at work or on this forum?

This forum doesn't even come close to what is going on in the real world.