40 Questions All White People Need To Answer

[Loki]

40 Questions All White People Need To Answer

No seriously, what’s the deal with hot glue guns?



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[PetiteParisienne]

Who DOESN'T love to cuddle during thunderstorms!?

[cally]

Number 16 is funny

[Fortis in Arduis]

We like forests because we became white in them.

[Vasconcelos]

1- Because we like to use short forms. It's more efficient, and it gets the job done.
2- An unbearded man is called woman, that's why.
3- Because it's the only time we don't look like ghosts.
4- WHO THE HECK DOESN'T LIKE CHEESE ANYWAY?
5- Attics are mysterious, filled with unknown stuff. Exploring is in our genes.
6- Because sand dunes look like piles of gold..and they're funny to walk on aswell.
7- It's the only time we get to have any contact to the actual thing - by listening to them.
8- We're naturally attuned to trees and forests. The slight humidity and cold is pleasant, too.
9- Pumpkin is an awesome name. I love pumpkin!
10- Yes, snow is cold. And cool. Geddit?
11- No idea who Drake is, but we like dragons, so I suppose liking Drake makes sense.
12- Yes, it's chick peas, so what? Have you ever tasted it? It's pretty good!
13- Sharks are the top of the food chain on the sea. We can respect that.
14- Confections are great!
15- Because they look nice and are effective at thier job. We like Ray Ban aviators more, though. At least I do.
16- Yes, because horror movies are real.
17- It's liberating. Like walking barefoot on the grass.
18- Picking your own strawberries (or anything else you'll eat) makes us feel independent. It's like growing your own crops.
19- Becasue we like cuddling our women, storms are a perfect excuse. If you don't do this you're an idiot. Or gay.
20- Nutella is made by God Himself. If you don't like it gtfo, heathen.
21- Dogs are out best friends. We reward their loyalty with respect and love.
22- You fucking ignorant.
23- We like challenges, ghosts seems like a good choice for starters.
24- Because we've tasted them.
25- Christmas is the best time of the year, we love everything related to it. Besides, it snows, and slow is cool.
26- That's racist!
27- Because it fixes stuff. Duct tape is cooler, though.
28- Not as much as Royal Flush! I know he meant the show
29- Pets are awesome, especially dogs. I've explained this before, don't make me repeat myself again.
30- We don't do that anymore because we've learned how to educate them. Unlike others. Maybe you should start doing it?
31- Versatility, which is related to effectiveness. We like effectiveness. And efficiency.
32- That's very shortsighted, we go to other places aswell. We're not picky.
33- We don't. But at least that's not some pseudo-sexual move, so it's worth more than other types of "dancing".
34- "Idear"? Never heard that one before, maybe you live in a place with wierd people.
35- Ignorant cunt, I don't even explain.
36- Because of the videoclip, we like watching minorities behaving like arses.
37- BECAUSE BEER, THAT'S WHY.
38- Day, week, experience, whatever you're doing. Again, efficiency and effectiveness. That's why we're the top of the food chain.
39- We like to watch your worthless lives from above, you look like ants.
40- "Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain" - so we refer to Saint Peter instead.