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Östsvensk

10-30-2009, 03:56 PM

Absinthe

10-30-2009, 04:00 PM

I guess that she goes with Negroes as all the others being into fashion (Gisele Bündchen would be an exclusion) seems to do?

Anyway, I think I sadly will go with Baltid (gracile, brachycephalic and concave-nosed) with perhaps some Dalo-Faelid thrown in. I don't like race traitors being the same "kind" as me. :mad:

Huh? Where on earth did you draw that conclusion? :confused: Just because a woman is into fashion, she must be "going with negroes"? :eek:

And what does that have to do with anything? This is a classification thread :rolleyes2:

Östsvensk

10-30-2009, 04:05 PM

Huh? Where on earth did you draw that conclusion? :confused: Just because a woman is into fashion, she must be "going with negroes"? :eek:

I thought so because of SuuTs post (I thought he attacked her and said that she looked "Bambutid" because she would have a Negro boyfriend), Heidi Klum, Doutzen Kroes and Kendra Wilkinson.

Absinthe

10-30-2009, 04:07 PM

I thought so because of SuuTs post (I thought he attacked her and said that she looked "Bambutid" because she would have a Negro boyfriend), Heidi Klum, Doutzen Kroes and Kendra Wilkinson.
I don't know what Suut meant, but (to my knowledge of course) she's not into that sort of thing.

I don't get it...why would anyone assume that sort of thing and post it here on top of that? That's pure trolling if you ask me... :(

Brännvin

10-30-2009, 04:09 PM

Huh? Where on earth did you draw that conclusion? :confused: Just because a woman is into fashion, she must be "going with negroes"? :eek:

Read dumb and perverted SuuT post :coffee:

Östsvensk

10-30-2009, 04:10 PM

I don't know what Suut meant, but (to my knowledge of course) she's not into that sort of thing.

I don't get it...why would anyone assume that sort of thing and post it here on top of that? That's pure trolling if you ask me... :(

Perhaps she doesn't go with Negroes, but I'm afraid that I do hold the prejudice that many models do.

But enough off topic now.

Brännvin

10-30-2009, 04:17 PM

I don't get it...why would anyone assume that sort of thing and post it here on top of that? That's pure trolling if you ask me... :(

Where? The first post that was a trolling, and thanked by an adm of forum..

Why bambutid vibe, wtf?

He just followed that pathetic reasoning. :cool:

Absinthe

10-30-2009, 04:18 PM

Perhaps she doesn't go with Negroes, but I'm afraid that I do hold the prejudice that many models do.

That is horrible, just because one is a model doesn't mean she is into that sort of thing. Also, a lot of non-models are.

Interestingly enough I have observed that it is usually the not-so-pretty, not-so-skinny and not-so-sexy (or otherwise undesirable by their own kin) girls that resort in this sort of thing.

More often that the beautiful women at least.

But enough off topic now.

... :cool:

Anthropos

10-30-2009, 04:19 PM

Poor girl.

Absinthe

10-30-2009, 04:32 PM

You people have no shame. Men... :rolleyes:

Brännvin

10-30-2009, 04:39 PM

Is the girl Danish by a chance?

If not, she could fit also here..

I've no idea from who she is.

Eldritch

10-30-2009, 04:41 PM

Hmmm, short nose, prominent cheekbones, petite chin --> Baltid of some kind I would guess.

Brännvin

10-30-2009, 04:46 PM

You people have no shame. Men... :rolleyes:

You can not generalize :coffee:, the last thing in the world I would do is treat women like it as garbage.. I would treat as a princess ;)

Absinthe

10-30-2009, 04:47 PM

You can not generalize :coffee:, the last thing in the world I would do is treat women like it as garbage.. I would treat as a princess ;)
Flattery will get you anywhere these days... :love:

SuuT

10-30-2009, 04:54 PM

lol. People are funny. :D

You don't get any more Nordid (with minor Alpinisation exhibiting in the facial features) than this woman. Ergo, it was funny to say "Bambutid".:rolleyes:

I thought Absinthe posted her because it was so obvious. My bad.

EDIT: Let me elaborate:

At first glance, it is obvious that her build is archetypally Nordid - she gets the 3 ''L's'': Long, lean and lanky; I would be very surprised if she were not at least 180cm. Next, moving to the face and its skeletal structure, the first thing I noticed was the relatively small size of her head and compressed facial features relative to her archetypally Nordid frame. As I consider "Baltid(isation)" to be fundamentally a process of overall reduction and borrealisation (i.e. exhibiting in the body's build as well as facial features/length and skull length), I eliminate that for the sake of elegance and move to the less phenotypically invasive process of Alpinisation.

Plus there are 23 451 of these women in my family, so nanny nanny boo boo on you.:P

Anthropos

10-30-2009, 04:59 PM

You people have no shame. Men... :rolleyes:

Um... what? I find the pictures to be in poor taste, and she seems uncomfortable or distant or whatever.

You can not generalize :coffee:, the last thing in the world I would do is treat women like it as garbage.. I would treat as a princess ;)

Who said anything about garbage?

Absinthe

10-30-2009, 05:02 PM

Um... what? I find the pictures to be in poor taste, and she seems uncomfortable or distant or whatever.

That's besides the point. It was a classification thread, not a "post your opinion about this woman" thread.

And as far as I am concerned "poor girl" isn't a classification. Your post was off-topic as where the others. :)

SuuT

10-30-2009, 05:30 PM

You can not generalize :coffee:, the last thing in the world I would do is treat women like it as garbage.. I would treat as a princess ;)

If you keep calling Women "it" you're never going to get laid. :P

(Sorry, Blaxis - I couldn't resist).

Absinthe

10-30-2009, 05:47 PM

Any more classification attempts?

Allenson

10-30-2009, 05:51 PM

OK--Baltish face, yes, long & lean Nordid body.....

Psychonaut

10-30-2009, 05:59 PM

["Moderator of Anthropology Forum" hat on]

Keep off topic posts and conjectures about the possible sexual partners of classification subjects out of this sub-forum. Seriously. Stop it. There's no quicker way to derail a thread. Also, defending trollish posts increases the potential for a thread to turn into a shitstorm at an exponential rate. Seriously. Don't do it.

Thank you,
Your Friendly Neighborhood Psychonaut

["Moderator of Anthropology Forum" hat off]

Tony

10-30-2009, 06:02 PM

:icon_ask:

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/407/n6410294481639981569464.jpg
http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/9773/n1239373336510069786.jpg
http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/9854/n1239373336510070.jpg
http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/6357/n1239373336510142025.jpg
http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/8885/n1239373336516828568.jpg
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/9531/n1239373336516844311.jpg

Sometimes pics can deceive , I'd like to classify her live...

Absinthe

10-30-2009, 06:10 PM

Sometimes pics can deceive , I'd like to classify her live...
Sure, give me your address and I'll tell her to pay you a visit :rolleyes:

Any other classifications, please?

SuuT

10-30-2009, 06:12 PM

Huh! I'll be damned. She had the answer around her neck the whole time:

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/6357/n1239373336510142025.jpg

:D

(Sorry Psycho, sorry Absinthe. Last one: I promise)

Who is this, by the way?

Eldritch

10-30-2009, 06:16 PM

Sometimes pics can deceive , I'd like to classify her live...

Erm, I'd guess that goes without saying for any WHM?

Absinthe

10-30-2009, 06:16 PM

LOL...:D "Med" is a lingerie company FIY.

Tony

10-30-2009, 06:16 PM

Sure, give me your address and I'll tell her to pay you a visit :rolleyes:
Oh you're very kind , thank you.:D

Any other classifications, please?
I agree with all the posters before me.:p

Loki

10-30-2009, 06:24 PM

She could be Scandinavian of sorts ... I know the blond hair and stuff is likely to be fake, but still ...

Absinthe

10-30-2009, 06:27 PM

According to Wikipedia her hair is natural. Not that Wikipedia is 100% reliable... But for example it does mention that Heidi Klum's natural is brown (whereas most think of her as a natural blonde), so maybe it is also true about this one, that she is a natural blonde.
Not that this is the important factor in classification, anyway. :)

Tony

10-30-2009, 06:39 PM

Erm, I'd guess that goes without saying for any WHM?
Especially for her , hair could be dyied , some lifting or nose nose job , who knows...
it's all stuff that doesn't show up at first sight in a picture on your pc but have to be checked out personally.:coffee:
I'm offering myself as checker , for scientific purpose and the all Apricity of course...

Absinthe

10-30-2009, 06:41 PM

I'm offering myself as checker , for scientific purpose and the all Apricity of course...

Of course... :coffee:

Eldritch

10-30-2009, 06:44 PM

I'm offering myself as checker , for scientific purpose and the all Apricity of course...

That type of humour has a shelf-life.

It can be funny, but not endlessly.

Brännvin

10-30-2009, 06:49 PM

Especially for her , hair could be dyied , some lifting or nose nose job , who knows....

Nose job? I doubt it, to her facial structure such nose looks natural. She is possibly natural darkblonde.

Tony

10-30-2009, 06:52 PM

That type of humour has a shelf-life.

It can be funny, but not endlessly.
Yeah , that's why you thanked my posts , not that logic of you , don't you see?;)
by the way I think if one posts pics like these
http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/407/n6410294481639981569464.jpg

forumers are entitled to joke about it , or are you her boyfriend and therefore jelous?

Absinthe

10-30-2009, 06:58 PM

Okay, cut it out please. Any more classifications?

Östsvensk

10-30-2009, 06:59 PM

Nose job? I doubt it, to her facial structure such nose looks natural. She is possibly natural darkblonde.

Ironic how people belives a concave nose to be from plastic surgery. As the classic Baltid I am, I have a concave nose, and I have heard two times from people that I have a "hooknose". :rolleyes: :laugh2:

Anyway, I agree with her having a classic Nordid body. But the head and facial features, no.

Absinthe

10-30-2009, 07:03 PM

As the classic Baltid I am, I have a concave nose, and I have heard two times from people that I have a "hooknose". :rolleyes: :laugh2:

What is a "classic Baltid to you"?

For example I always thought that the classic baltic nose is upturned, not concave...

Brännvin

10-30-2009, 07:06 PM

Ironic how people belives a concave nose to be from plastic surgery. As the classic Baltid I am, I have a concave nose, and I have heard two times from people that I have a "hooknose". :rolleyes: :laugh2:

Anyway, I agree with her having a classic Nordid body. But the head and facial features, no.

How so? Concave? :confused:

Dude, you have a Matt Damon's nose..

http://julieluongo.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/matt-damon.jpg

Absinthe

10-30-2009, 07:08 PM

Maybe by "concave" he means upturned? But then again he mentioned being called a "hooknose"...you lost me there, really :confused:

Psychonaut

10-30-2009, 07:11 PM

Maybe by "concave" he means upturned? But then again he mentioned being called a "hooknose"...you lost me there, really :confused:

Is there some confusion here?

Concave = Upturned (think Irish Bruenns, Baltids, etc.)

Convex = Hook (think Dinarids, Armenoids, etc.)

Absinthe

10-30-2009, 07:13 PM

Is there some confusion here?

Concave = Upturned (think Irish Bruenns, Baltids, etc.)

Convex = Hook (think Dinarids, Armenoids, etc.)
Don't ask me, ask Eastern Swede who mentioned himself having a concavnose a.k.a. hooknose... :)

Ironic how people belives a concave nose to be from plastic surgery. As the classic Baltid I am, I have a concave nose, and I have heard two times from people that I have a "hooknose". :rolleyes: :laugh2:

Anyway, I agree with her having a classic Nordid body. But the head and facial features, no.

Östsvensk

10-30-2009, 07:16 PM

What is a "classic Baltid to you"?

For example I always thought that the classic baltic nose is upturned, not concave...

Baltid noses are usually concave and upturned (of different degrees). :thumb001:

How so? Concave? :confused:

Dude, you have a Matt Damon's nose..

http://julieluongo.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/matt-damon.jpg

It is concave in profile. Though it isn't extremely upturned.

This nose is quite similar to mine in profile:

http://i530.photobucket.com/albums/dd348/meon7/Arn_Joakim_Natterqvist1.jpg

Absinthe

10-30-2009, 07:20 PM

Your nose is clearly upturned then, why did you say people called you a hooknose?

Unless they meant upside-down hook, lol! :lmao

Östsvensk

10-30-2009, 07:23 PM

Your nose is clearly upturned then, why did you say people called you a hooknose?

Unless they meant upside-down hook, lol! :lmao

I guess these two people were nothing but stupid. :thumb001:

Lahtari

10-30-2009, 07:30 PM

She could be Scandinavian of sorts ... I know the blond hair and stuff is likely to be fake, but still ...

Something tells me that she's more likely continental.. maybe Dutch or Belgian?

Absinthe

10-30-2009, 07:33 PM

Any other guesses? I'll give it away soon. Hurry up!

SuuT

10-30-2009, 07:37 PM

Give it away:confused2:? Were we supposed to be guessing ethnicity too?

Absinthe

10-30-2009, 07:40 PM

Yes, if you want :)

(by give it away, I meant her name, because you asked for it)

Jamt

10-30-2009, 07:58 PM

She is Polac, wery strong Anna Anka vibes. Plus she is slutty, but thats ok.

Absinthe

10-30-2009, 09:56 PM

She was the 2nd runner-up in 2008 Miss Greece (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ria_Antoniou) beauty pageant.

Now go ahead, say how she has fake hair, fake eyes, fake nose, fake boobs, fake toes, etc... :rolleyes:

(for those interested, you can observe her, --three very different Greek phenotypes in this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MihMhXEp7Sw))

Brännvin

10-30-2009, 09:59 PM

She is beautiful, really beautiful and nothing slut about her.. :)

Absinthe

10-30-2009, 10:01 PM

^ He knows his flattery all too well :swl

(oh wait, wrong thread)

Brännvin

10-30-2009, 10:05 PM

^ He knows his flattery all too well :swl

(oh wait, wrong thread)

:D

You are also fucking hot ;) :D

Absinthe

10-30-2009, 10:07 PM

:D

You are also fucking hot ;) :D
http://geeksofdoom.com/GoD/img/2008/news/2008-08-07-the_party.jpg

Tabiti

10-30-2009, 10:11 PM

convex doesn't always mean "hooked" nose, nor "eagle" nose, nor "Roman" nose.

Hweinlant

10-30-2009, 10:14 PM

Just another Taiga-Mongoloid, my kind of girl.

Absinthe

10-30-2009, 10:15 PM

Just another Taiga-Mongoloid, my kind of girl.
I assume this is were Tabiti and I post our furry hat photos to seduce him :D

Arrow Cross

10-30-2009, 10:17 PM

Now go ahead, say how she has fake hair, fake eyes, fake nose, fake boobs, fake toes, etc... :rolleyes:
Seriously, who cares? Yes, there's plenty to bash about the plaza-slut stereotype who's fake everything, but don't throw the baby out with the bath water. Even a decent appearence does need some work with it, othewise, we could all run around like Neanderthals with hair hanging from our noses.

Washing your hair and using a deodorant are also "unnatural", because chemicals are involved.

Tabiti

10-30-2009, 10:21 PM

Cosmetics doesn't change your physical type as the plastic surgery does. Even cavemen used pigments to color their faces...

Hweinlant

10-30-2009, 10:22 PM

I assume this is were Tabiti and I post our furry hat photos to seduce him :D

I hope you have blue eyes, flat face and wolves howling in snowy forest, Thats the minimum for Forrest Uralics :thumb001::D

http://img2.allposters.com/images/EUR/2400-1339.jpg

btw; it's not a wulf, it's my dog.

Absinthe

10-30-2009, 10:26 PM

I hope you have blue eyes, flat face and wolves howling in snowy forest

http://www.pbs.org/wnet/secrets/previous_seasons/case_amazon/images/p-meirangul2.jpg

:eyes :fdgd: :1_2:

Hweinlant

10-30-2009, 10:37 PM

http://www.pbs.org/wnet/secrets/previous_seasons/case_amazon/images/p-meirangul2.jpg

http://img.mtv3.fi/mn_kuvat/mtv3/viihde/555_px_leveat_kuvat/577408.jpg

Flat face, blue eyes, low bridgeg nose, high forehead. Superior being. Big sista of your Mongol girl :thumb001::D

Arrow Cross

10-30-2009, 10:40 PM

Flat face, blue eyes, low bridgeg nose, high forehead. Superior being. Big sista of your Mongol girl :thumb001::D
Looks like my sister. Maybe there is something to this Finno-Ugric theory after all?

Hweinlant

10-30-2009, 10:58 PM

Looks like my sister. Maybe there is something to this Finno-Ugric theory after all?

Proto-FU's inhabited large parts of East Europe, Scythians so to speak. Our East genetic kindreds lived as far as Mongolia (but they were Europoids). About Proto-FU's:

http://www.theapricity.com/forum/showpost.php?p=90692&postcount=64

About proto-Magyars:

http://www.theapricity.com/forum/showpost.php?p=90131&postcount=60

http://i42.tinypic.com/sos4z9.jpg

These blokes are proto-Magyars, our Forest-Steppe Nomadik kin, your direct ancestors.

Edit: Oh, compare the right guy to Susanne Laine I just posted....

Tabiti

10-30-2009, 11:03 PM

Scythians were IE, not FU. If there was any earlier connection between IE and FU it was quite back in time, the period similar tribes inhabited Ural and Siberia areas, for example.

Mesrine

10-30-2009, 11:08 PM

I guess that she goes with Negroes as all the others being into fashion (Gisele Bündchen would be an exclusion) seems to do?

Anyway, I think I sadly will go with Baltid (gracile, brachycephalic and concave-nosed) with perhaps some Dalo-Faelid thrown in. I don't like race traitors being the same "kind" as me. :mad:

Thanks for sharing your bitter experience of being ignored by Swedish girls in favour of "Negroes". :D

Hweinlant

10-30-2009, 11:13 PM

Scythians were IE, not FU.

Says who ? Scythian is term used by Greeks and Byzantians about Northern Barbarians. It indeed included Iranics (Aryans) and Finno-Ugrians. They were the same in eyes of "Hellenes". Xinjiang in China to "Sarmatian"-sea (Baltic Sea) in the west. Even the Rus' of AD 800 - 950 (Finno-Scandians) were called as Scythians by Bysantines sometimes (they were conservatives, big time!)

If there was any earlier connection between IE and FU it was quite back in time, the period similar tribes inhabited Ural and Siberia areas, for example.

Proto-Uralic and Proto-IE's were living in a region about size of modern Israel. That why it's called Sprachbund (Areal Language Group). Proto-FU language is more western that proto-IE. Aryans lived in Siberia, eastern "Uralic dialect speakers" were their neighbours. Western were allreadt part of "Corded Ware" horizont. Aryan, is loaned into Finnic as Orja, meaning slave :D

Arrow Cross

10-30-2009, 11:20 PM

These blokes are proto-Magyars, our Forest-Steppe Nomadik kin, your direct ancestors.
Not so "proto", really, such features are still pretty common here, especially on the lowlands, for despite all the bloodbaths and European immigration, Magyar genes are known to be very strong and dominant.

There were plenty of fine examples in the movie titled 'Honfoglalás' ('Settlement'), except for the protagonist Franco Nero of course. :p

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Case in point; the táltos-shaman here.

Tabiti

10-30-2009, 11:26 PM

Aryan, is loaned into Finnic as Orja, meaning slave
You're right that Scythian was term used mostly to describe steppe "barbarians", not as separate ethnicity. The possible areas of Scythian settlements show that fact.
I see these "slave" meaning names of ethnicities are quite popular. For example many think "Slav" comes from there, as well as Serbian. At the end, all are "slaves", instead of your own nation...
Tribes we can name "Aryan" inhabited Middle East, Black Sea shores, Siberia, Altay and Caucasis region in different periods. FU seemed not to move that far from Ural and Siberia regions during ages.

Hweinlant

10-30-2009, 11:40 PM

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I see these "slave" meaning names of ethnicities are quite popular. For example many think "Slav" comes from there, as well as Serbian. At the end, all are "slaves", instead of your own nation...

Orja is word in modern Finnish, it is inherited from earlier phases of Finnic languages. It means the "Slave". That is how it is. No pun intented.

Tabiti

10-30-2009, 11:44 PM

Orja is word in modern Finnish, it is inherited from earlier phases of Finnic languages. It means the "Slave". That is how it is. No pun intented.
Are you sure it has something to do with with "Aryan" instead of just consequence in sounding?

Hweinlant

10-31-2009, 12:07 AM

Are you sure it has something to do with with "Aryan" instead of just consequence in sounding?

Yes, because Finnics lived right west from the actual (Siberian)Aryans. There are plenty of Aryan loans in Finnic. Kulta = Gold, Sata = Hundred etc. It was culture spanning from Nortwest China to Baltic sea. Finno-Aryan if you wish.