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YeshAtid
11-23-2013, 12:26 AM
From what I gather the actor is Jewish in real life.
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120618182419/community-sitcom/images/6/6d/Rabbi_Chang.png
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130131193860/community-sitcom/images/2/25/Rabbi_Chang.jpg
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz5ezvEPX21qz82gvo1_500.jpg
Anglojew
11-23-2013, 12:56 AM
Kaifeng admixture Armenid
YeshAtid
11-23-2013, 12:57 AM
Kaifeng admixture Armenid
He's a Ger
Anglojew
11-23-2013, 12:58 AM
A Chew
YeshAtid
11-23-2013, 01:01 AM
A Chew
Haha, I imagine his kitchen is an American Jew's galore.*cough* Chinese food at Christmas
Maleficent
11-23-2013, 01:04 AM
Among the fakest of all the fake Levantines. xD
YeshAtid
11-23-2013, 01:07 AM
Among the fakest of all the fake Levantines. xD
Meh, he's a welcome addition lol. East Asians and Azkhenazis have the highest IQs. He looks part Levantine anyway.
YeshAtid
11-23-2013, 01:18 AM
Among the fakest of all the fake Levantines. xD
Can't you take a goddamn joke?! Jew=/=Levantine.
Smeagol
11-23-2013, 01:21 AM
Real Levantine.
YeshAtid
11-23-2013, 01:25 AM
Real Levantine.
Indeed, he's butlerking's archetypal Asian. Middle sinid with some Levantine ?
Maleficent
11-23-2013, 04:39 AM
Can't you take a goddamn joke?! Jew=/=Levantine.
Then it is you who can't take a joke; I see I'm getting much better at this 'subtle trolling' thing.
YeshAtid
11-23-2013, 04:43 AM
Then it is you who can't take a joke; I see I'm getting much better at this 'subtle trolling' thing.
This was a troll thread to begin with, in homage to you know who.
Maleficent
11-23-2013, 05:44 AM
This was a troll thread to begin with, in homage to you know who.
Ahh, Homosmurf, our favorite Zionazi Chinkoid. Lovely.
YeshAtid
11-23-2013, 05:45 AM
Ahh, Homosmurf, our favorite Zionazi Chinkoid. Lovely.
Joking aside, this guy is Jewish irl.
Maleficent
11-23-2013, 05:47 AM
Joking aside, this guy is Jewish irl.
A convert or from the Kaifeng community?!
YeshAtid
11-23-2013, 05:48 AM
A convert or from the Kaifeng community?!
It depends. He's a convert, but he's from a Chinese ethnic group believed to have mixed with Jews and Near Eastern traders.
Maleficent
11-23-2013, 05:54 AM
It depends. He's a convert, but he's from a Chinese ethnic group believed to have mixed with Jews and Near Eastern traders.
I honestly don't see any sort of West Asian and/or Levantine facial features on him. But then again, he could really be mixed, and we all know those 'chinky' facial features dominate the phenotype.
YeshAtid
11-23-2013, 05:59 AM
I honestly don't see any sort of West Asian and/or Levantine facial features on him. But then again, he could really be mixed, and we all know those 'chinky' facial features dominate the phenotype.
Maybe he has feelings for you.
I saw a documentary once.They practice certain customs similar to Jews, and they often have pseudo East med features.
http://www.oncoffeemakers.com/images/big-name-in-asia-promoting-coffee-culture-21484794.jpg
http://myhakkaroots.blogspot.co.uk/2013/01/hakka-people.html
Maleficent
11-23-2013, 06:12 AM
Maybe he has feelings for you.
Who, Homosmurf?! Yeah, that's what a lot of people say.:puke:
I saw a documentary once.They practice certain customs similar to Jews, and they often have pseudo East med features.
http://www.oncoffeemakers.com/images/big-name-in-asia-promoting-coffee-culture-21484794.jpg
http://myhakkaroots.blogspot.co.uk/2013/01/hakka-people.html
Yeah, that guy sort of looks like he could be the brother of my female half Korean cousins.
YeshAtid
11-23-2013, 06:24 AM
Who, Homosmurf?! Yeah, that's what a lot of people say.:puke:
Well, love can be manifested as hate in certain circumstances. When you first laid eyes on his smooth, hairless skin you know he was the one you wanted to spend the rest of your life with. You wouldn't accept anything less. You tried to repress these feelings by addressing him with chutzpah, but it didn't work.You longed for him so much that you skyped him just to hear that soft spoken accent of his permeate your eardrums, to induce a soft obsequious demeanor. He in turn has feelings for you, but unfortunately his parents would disown him if he married an non-Asian woman, so likewise he pretended to be a Zionist to deter you from making any further advances. Every night he imagines you and him holding hands along the River Thames., content with simply being in one another's company. In both of your hearts you want each other, and that day will come.
I found this very emotive picture of a Jewish woman marrying a Chinese man, it's the best I could find.
http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5206/5358806677_1cc6efc185.jpg
YeshAtid
11-23-2013, 06:26 AM
Yeah, that guy sort of looks like he could be the brother of my female half Korean cousins.
It's an interesting hypothesis, but it's also been proposed that they were descendants of the Khazars who moved to China under Mongol rule.
Mortimer
11-23-2013, 06:31 AM
cool jew
YeshAtid
11-23-2013, 06:37 AM
cool jew
Indeed, you should convert.
Mortimer
11-23-2013, 06:57 AM
Indeed, you should convert.
why should i convert?
YeshAtid
11-23-2013, 07:12 AM
why should i convert?
Jewish women, knish, hummus, humour
Maleficent
11-23-2013, 07:18 AM
Well, love can be manifested as hate in certain circumstances.
True.
When you first laid eyes on his smooth, hairless skin you know he was the one you wanted to spend the rest of your life with. You wouldn't accept anything less. You tried to repress these feelings by addressing him with chutzpah, but it didn't work.You longed for him so much that you skyped him just to hear that soft spoken accent of his permeate your eardrums, to induce a soft obsequious demeanor. He in turn has feelings for you, but unfortunately his parents would disown him if he married an non-Asian woman, so likewise he pretended to be a Zionist to deter you from making any further advances. Every night he imagines you and him holding hands along the River Thames., content with simply being in one another's company. In both of your hearts you want each other, and that day will come.
I found this very emotive picture of a Jewish woman marrying a Chinese man, it's the best I could find.
http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5206/5358806677_1cc6efc185.jpg
WTF at the rest.
YeshAtid
11-23-2013, 07:22 AM
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WTF at the rest.
I'm manifesting your feelings into a story which will enable you to rekindle your love for homosmurf, plus it's a great troll post:)
armenianbodyhair
11-23-2013, 07:27 AM
What the fuck??
YeshAtid
11-23-2013, 07:30 AM
What the fuck??
?
armenianbodyhair
11-23-2013, 07:39 AM
?
The whole thread. Mostly FQ's post.
unclebernanke
11-23-2013, 07:43 AM
middle sinid
YeshAtid
11-23-2013, 10:18 AM
middle sinid
Agreed
Smaug
11-23-2013, 10:22 AM
Kaifeng?
YeshAtid
11-23-2013, 10:23 AM
Kaifeng?
Hakka giyur
Maleficent
11-23-2013, 10:28 AM
Jewish women, knish, hummus, humour
LOLWUT
YeshAtid
11-23-2013, 10:30 AM
LOLWUT
Israeli hummus is very palatable:thumb001:
Smaug
11-23-2013, 10:38 AM
Hakka giyur
?
Maleficent
11-23-2013, 10:48 AM
Israeli hummus is very palatable:thumb001:
http://mideastparalleluniverse.blogspot.com/2012/08/israel-accused-of-hummus-washing-its.html
http://electronicintifada.net/blogs/ali-abunimah/hummus-and-falafel-are-already-israeli-now-theyre-coming-palestines-olive-oil-too
http://www.csmonitor.com/2007/0725/p07s02-wome.html
YeshAtid
11-23-2013, 05:24 PM
http://mideastparalleluniverse.blogspot.com/2012/08/israel-accused-of-hummus-washing-its.html
http://electronicintifada.net/blogs/ali-abunimah/hummus-and-falafel-are-already-israeli-now-theyre-coming-palestines-olive-oil-too
http://www.csmonitor.com/2007/0725/p07s02-wome.html
Me:2, you:1
YeshAtid
11-23-2013, 05:25 PM
?
A Chinese convert
Longbowman
11-23-2013, 10:18 PM
Israeli hummus is very palatable:thumb001:
That's what you want to hear. 'Shall we go to this restaurant? I hear their food is palatable.'
Smeagol
11-23-2013, 10:23 PM
I honestly don't see any sort of West Asian and/or Levantine facial features on him. But then again, he could really be mixed, and we all know those 'chinky' facial features dominate the phenotype.
He looks pure Levantine.
Maleficent
11-24-2013, 12:24 AM
He looks pure Levantine.
http://wifflegif.com/gifs/281916-are-you-shitting-me-are-you-kidding-me-gif
Smeagol
11-24-2013, 12:27 AM
http://wifflegif.com/gifs/281916-are-you-shitting-me-are-you-kidding-me-gif
The ancient Levant was Mongolid.
YeshAtid
11-24-2013, 01:20 AM
That's what you want to hear. 'Shall we go to this restaurant? I hear their food is palatable.'
There's a local Mizrahi one near me
YeshAtid
11-24-2013, 01:21 AM
The ancient Levant was Mongolid.
Why else were they successful ? Then they mixed with niggers.
YeshAtid
11-24-2013, 01:25 AM
http://wifflegif.com/gifs/281916-are-you-shitting-me-are-you-kidding-me-gif
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5775032_700b.jpg
Longbowman
11-24-2013, 01:30 AM
There's a local Mizrahi one near me
I wasn't badmouthing Mizrachi cuisine, not that foodstuffs with that guttural 'ch' sound sound that appealing, I was playfully joking about your choice of words.
Maleficent
11-24-2013, 01:30 AM
Me:2, you:1
?
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5775032_700b.jpg
:picard2:
YeshAtid
11-24-2013, 01:31 AM
That's what you want to hear. 'Shall we go to this restaurant? I hear their food is palatable.'
It genuinely is, however you have to have a penchant for nagging waitresses
YeshAtid
11-24-2013, 01:36 AM
?
http://i.imgur.com/I9dXav1.gif
YeshAtid
11-24-2013, 01:37 AM
:picard2:
What? He's a pure levantine, a blend of east med and nilotic.
YeshAtid
11-24-2013, 01:39 AM
I wasn't badmouthing Mizrachi cuisine, not that foodstuffs with that guttural 'ch' sound sound that appealing, I was playfully joking about your choice of words.
I was perpetuating the banter.
MINARDOWICZ
11-24-2013, 01:48 AM
We all know he is pure Nordic...
LOL JK!
YeshAtid
11-24-2013, 01:53 AM
We all know he is pure Nordic...
LOL JK!
He's a sino-nordic-east med mix
YeshAtid
11-24-2013, 05:17 AM
bump
YeshAtid
02-19-2014, 05:34 PM
http://mideastparalleluniverse.blogspot.com/2012/08/israel-accused-of-hummus-washing-its.html
http://electronicintifada.net/blogs/ali-abunimah/hummus-and-falafel-are-already-israeli-now-theyre-coming-palestines-olive-oil-too
http://www.csmonitor.com/2007/0725/p07s02-wome.html
Hummus is an Israeli dish. Its origins are firmly rooted in Canaan. I think you're mistaking hummus with hamas :D
Smeagol
02-19-2014, 07:40 PM
Among the fakest of all the fake Levantines. xD
:picard1:
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