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YeshAtid
12-07-2013, 06:27 PM
http://www.giantvintage.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/woody-color.jpg
http://ephemeralnewyork.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/woodyallen1960s1.jpg
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktzizyPEKK1qz7l0ao1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId =AKIAI6WLSGT7Y3ET7ADQ&Expires=1386530715&Signature=YpB%2F50mqSj8eZAla5r3%2BkaEKgWU%3D#_=_
http://foglobe.com/data_images/main/woody-allen/woody-allen-09.jpg

Kalimtari
12-07-2013, 08:57 PM
http://www.theempressofdress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/tumblr_moi4pwi8X91qlqxk1o1_500.gif

YeshAtid
12-07-2013, 09:00 PM
http://www.theempressofdress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/tumblr_moi4pwi8X91qlqxk1o1_500.gif

I'm in all honesty quite ambivalent towards him, on one hand he's a genius(your gif substantiates this), yet he also married his stepdaughter which while being legal is fucked up.

Tim O'Brien
12-07-2013, 09:01 PM
Is he Jewish? he got an Ashkenazi-Jewish vibe

YeshAtid
12-07-2013, 09:02 PM
Is he Jewish? he got an Ashkenazi-Jewish vibe

Indeed he is, from Russia and Germany I believe.

Kalimtari
12-07-2013, 09:05 PM
I'm in all honesty quite ambivalent towards him, on one hand he's a genius(your gif substantiates this), yet he also married his stepdaughter which while being legal is fucked up.

https://www.neatoshop.com/images/product/22/5222/The-Difference-Between-Genius-and-Stupidity_23635-l.jpg?v=23635

Krampus
12-07-2013, 09:29 PM
Jewoid

YeshAtid
12-07-2013, 11:06 PM
Jewoid

:rolleyes:

Smeagol
12-08-2013, 12:49 AM
Nordid-Armenid.

Roy
12-08-2013, 12:52 AM
He looks like Woody Allen. Armenoid + Nordid.

YeshAtid
12-08-2013, 02:41 AM
He looks like Woody Allen. Armenoid + Nordid.

He is Woody Allen, but this was his original name;)

YeshAtid
12-08-2013, 02:41 AM
Nordid-Armenid.

He's too nordid to pass in Southern Italy?

Smeagol
12-08-2013, 02:52 AM
He's too nordid to pass in Southern Italy?

He could pass in Southern Italy.

YeshAtid
12-08-2013, 02:52 AM
He could pass in Southern Italy.

I doubt that, even Colonel Klink stands a better chance

aherne
12-08-2013, 07:08 AM
Honestly, he looks Italian above all. I fail to see anything Jewish about him (for he looks neither Semitic nor Levantine). His son, however, vindicates father's lack of Semitic element:
http://www.showbiz411.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/ronan.farrow.jpg
http://images.smh.com.au/2013/10/03/4797232/ronan-and-sinatra-729-620x349.jpg

Sharkeatpeople
12-08-2013, 08:11 AM
Nordid-Armenoid.

YeshAtid
12-08-2013, 06:09 PM
Honestly, he looks Italian above all. I fail to see anything Jewish about him (for he looks neither Semitic nor Levantine). His son, however, vindicates father's lack of Semitic element:
http://www.showbiz411.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/ronan.farrow.jpg
http://images.smh.com.au/2013/10/03/4797232/ronan-and-sinatra-729-620x349.jpg

I can see slight Armenoid traits but he's too nordid to be Italian methinks

aherne
12-09-2013, 07:31 AM
I can see slight Armenoid traits but he's too nordid to be Italian methinks

Who: son or father? Son almost looks like an albino Bedouin. The odd combination of Semitic features and Nordic pigmentation, plus his masculine (from Semitic) refined (from Nordic) features should make his father proud.

YeshAtid
12-09-2013, 07:33 AM
Who: son or father? Son almost looks like an albino Bedouin. The odd combination of Semitic features and Nordic pigmentation, plus his masculine (from Semitic) refined (from Nordic) features should make his father proud.

Bedouin? He looks very Northern Euro. The father would be very atypical for an Italian as he's too nordic.

aherne
12-09-2013, 09:49 AM
Bedouin? He looks very Northern Euro. The father would be very atypical for an Italian as he's too nordic.

His mother was Mia Farrow, who was pure "Nordic" (in the correct sense). He inherits his mother's pigmentation, but his features are Semitic (or "Arabid"):
http://www.showbiz411.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/ronan.farrow.jpg

Both father and son pass as Italian. Son passes easily as blond Western Sicilian (Italic + Semitic). Father passes as Italian as well as Armenian (which is why he cannot be Jewish looking, since Jewish looking is either Levantine or Semitic).

oh-nahhh
12-26-2013, 10:44 PM
Armenoid+SubNordid.

Smaug
12-26-2013, 10:48 PM
Is he Jewish? he got an Ashkenazi-Jewish vibe

Woody Allen Jewish? Nahhh... Never... :rolleyes:

Come on, you are American and you don't know him?

YeshAtid
12-26-2013, 10:50 PM
Armenoid- nordid, looks Southern Italian more than anything

Smaug
12-26-2013, 10:55 PM
Armenoid- nordid, looks Southern Italian more than anything

In my opinion he looks exactly what he is: Ashkenazi. I'll kepp my classification from the other thread (http://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?67914-Classify-Two-Jews): Atlanto-Med + Armenoid. And his first name is Allan, not Allen.

YeshAtid
12-26-2013, 10:56 PM
In my opinion he looks exactly what he is: Ashkenazi. I'll kepp my classification from the other thread (http://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?67914-Classify-Two-Jews): Atlanto-Med + Armenoid. And his first name is Allan, not Allen.
They're essentially the same, but in my opinion his semitic features aren't as prominent.


Woody Allen (born Allen Stewart Konigsberg; December 1, 1935) is an American screenwriter, director, actor, comedian, author, playwright, and musician whose career spans more than 50 years.

Smaug
12-26-2013, 11:01 PM
They're essentiallythe same , but in my opinion his semitic features aren't as prominent.

Who are you talking about?

YeshAtid
12-26-2013, 11:01 PM
Who are you talking about?

Jews and Southern Italians are genetically and phenotypically very similar.

Smaug
12-26-2013, 11:09 PM
Jews and Southern Italians are genetically and phenotypically very similar.

Oh, yes. I thought you were talking about two specific people.

YeshAtid
12-26-2013, 11:11 PM
Oh, yes. I thought you were talking about two specific people.

Oh ok.