tamilgangster
12-21-2013, 06:14 AM
totally off topic but holy fuck wouldn't you want a sloth as a pet? give that nigga some stunner shades or raybans, a fucking boss leather seat hanging from your ceiling. bitches come over and be like "eww wtf is that" at which point you punch that faggot bitch as hard as you can yelling at the top of your lungs. of course you've trained your slothbro specifically for this situation, as the sound of your screaming has created a pavlovian arousal since you scream constantly during your frequent masturbation sessions. you then pounce on that disrespectful cunt of a woman and hold her down for around a half an hour while your slothbro slowly climbs down from his chair and makes his way over to you. then you take one of her hoop earrings (since you only date hoodrats and the jungle pussy makes slothbro feel at home) and hold her pussy open with it. slothbro comes over and sticks those claws down in there but you've also painted them to look like dicks because its fucking funny and you take pics and post them to instagram on facebook where you have a whole album called Slothbro and I tagteaming dumb cunts and you get 500 likes on each one and you tag slothbro in them because he's got his own account like a boss and he even has more friends than you which is depressing as fuck like do i even lift?