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Mortimer
12-28-2013, 09:44 AM
i will put anyone in the poll who submitts his pictures, the first ten people are in the poll, similar as in the who is whitest thread, so hurry up.

actually you need your picture to be posted if you just say "i want to be in the poll" you wont be. first ten posters who posted a picture are in the poll.

https://scontent-a-fra.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1546340_269726483178633_1266464335_n.jpg

https://scontent-b-fra.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1505045_266000276884587_904725707_n.jpg

https://scontent-b-fra.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1425725_261027410715207_1854330171_n.jpg

Colonel Frank Grimes
12-28-2013, 09:49 AM
Other than you... me... of course.

Men are incredibly ugly creatures... there is no grace... where's the grace? Women have grace. Biggest dyke in the world would have been me if I had been born a woman.

You all disgust me with your lack of grace...

Leo Iscariot
12-28-2013, 09:50 AM
http://poshgirlsjustwannahavefun.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/ugly-guy-5.jpg


Sorry ladies, I'm taken. Change your panties and go home.

SardiniaAtlantis
12-28-2013, 09:53 AM
You look too sharp in that Kameez... Hard to compete against! ;)

Lotuse
12-28-2013, 09:56 AM
http://poshgirlsjustwannahavefun.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/ugly-guy-5.jpg


Sorry ladies, I'm taken. Change your panties and go home.




Lolz

GrebluBro
12-28-2013, 09:56 AM
Use affirmative action, there must be 3 non-whites like us :lol:

use my picture that you have in other thread

Mortimer
12-28-2013, 09:58 AM
well then we have two competers by now. me and southasian

GrebluBro
12-28-2013, 10:04 AM
well then we have two competers by now. me and southasian

NO :stop:
don't put just two of us..
you would smash me like you did to Minnard :(

Colonel Frank Grimes
12-28-2013, 10:04 AM
well then we have two competers by now. me and southasian

I want to wrestle you.

GrebluBro
12-28-2013, 10:08 AM
I want to wrestle you.


If SUMO, mr.swan will beat the shit out of you ...be careful :cool:

armenianbodyhair
12-28-2013, 10:09 AM
Needs more Atlantids plz.

Colonel Frank Grimes
12-28-2013, 10:09 AM
If SUMO, mr.swan will beat the shit out of you ...be careful :cool:

I can take him.

Mr. Swan thinks he's cock of the walk but I tell you he's cock of nothing!

Prisoner Of Ice
12-28-2013, 10:10 AM
Why is there no affirmative action for ugly people? Women should be forced to date us :(

GrebluBro
12-28-2013, 10:15 AM
Why is there no affirmative action for ugly people? Women should be forced to date us :(

lol..Democratic liberals might enforce it in near future..who knows

Colonel Frank Grimes
12-28-2013, 10:19 AM
lol..Democratic liberals might enforce it in near future..who knows

There won't be any ugly people in the future. It'll be a world as close to perfection in every way as humanely possible. If, of course, the world doesn't collapse on itself.

Accountant
12-28-2013, 10:22 AM
I have a feeling mrswan is going to win this. I might enroll just to win the most attractive alpignid award, we'll see we'll see.

Acquisitor
12-28-2013, 10:24 AM
I have a feeling mrswan is going to win this. I might enroll just to win the most attractive alpignid award, we'll see we'll see.

I'd vote for mrswam.

Colonel Frank Grimes
12-28-2013, 10:32 AM
I'd vote for mrswam.

Why not me? I thought we were pals but apparently you're all about Mr. Swan. Whatever man... just think to yourself what you lost, alright? Which may seem like nothing but it's really something because sometimes something only appears to be nothing until you look deeper and that's when you find something that you never thought was anything but it was actually something... YOU think about that... and fuck your pony....

Acquisitor
12-28-2013, 10:33 AM
Why not me? I thought we were pals but apparently you're all about Mr. Swan. Whatever man... just think to yourself what you lost, alright? Which may seem like nothing but it's really something because sometimes something only appears to be nothing until you look deeper and that's when you find something that you never thought was anything but it was actually something... YOU think about that... and fuck your pony....

I think you are both very special.

but mrswam is even more so.

sorry.

Colonel Frank Grimes
12-28-2013, 10:34 AM
I think you are both very special.

but mrswam is even more so.

sorry.

Whatever, man... we're done...

Acquisitor
12-28-2013, 10:37 AM
Whatever, man... we're done...

you can always post a pic of your dick, and then I may reconsider giving mrswam my vote.

mrswam has already shown his manhood to us, now its your turn.

Carlito's Way
12-28-2013, 10:39 AM
according to my girlfriend, im the most attractive man in the world

Acquisitor
12-28-2013, 10:40 AM
according to my girlfriend, im the most attractive man in the world

according to my mom I'm even more special, ask her if you dont believe me.

mrjohn
12-28-2013, 10:44 AM
anyone who is honest would not choose you, mrswan. you should hit the gym and gain some muscles and lose weight

Colonel Frank Grimes
12-28-2013, 10:44 AM
you can always post a pic of your dick, and then I may reconsider giving mrswam my vote.

mrswam has already shown his manhood to us, now its your turn.

That's totally gay. I can't believe believe people actually looked at his junk.

My junk gives me special knowledge, though. I know how it's like to have foreskin and then not have foreskin. There is quite a difference. Sometimes I think about how the vast majority of men, both cut and uncut, are unaware of the differences and how this makes me the keeper of special knowledge.

Acquisitor
12-28-2013, 10:45 AM
That's totally gay. I can't believe believe people actually looked at his junk.

My junk gives me special knowledge, though. I know how it's like to have foreskin and then not have foreskin. There is quite a difference. Sometimes I think about how the vast majority of men, both cut and uncut, are unaware of the differences and how this makes me the keeper of special knowledge.

no junk = no votes.

Acquisitor
12-28-2013, 10:46 AM
Screw it - because at this point, I have nothing to lose...


you always have something to lose, you can sell your liver, kidneys, heart, lungs etc. they are worth money.

greatchampion
12-28-2013, 11:20 AM
Welp here we go...

42446

Senior Picture btw if you're wondering. Eyes are kind of squinty because the camera guy decide to take my picture with the sun in my direction.

Mortimer
12-28-2013, 12:45 PM
so far mrswan, southasian, mark and greatchampion

TheBlondeSalad
12-28-2013, 06:08 PM
I'm a carpet muncher / thread

Prisoner Of Ice
12-28-2013, 06:11 PM
I'm a man

That sounds more likely.

Sikeliot
12-28-2013, 06:14 PM
Me.

Krampus
12-28-2013, 06:14 PM
Child Hottest Beast:
42465

The Illyrian Warrior
12-28-2013, 06:15 PM
That sounds more likely.

No, man you got all wrong, she is not. ;)

Weedman
12-28-2013, 06:15 PM
I'm a carpet muncher / thread

yeah me too, our kind has to stick together!...-:p


I'm just a Lesbian trapped in a man's body.

Ultra
12-28-2013, 06:19 PM
Why is there no affirmative action for ugly people? Women should be forced to date us :(
Wtf you aren't ugly? Women are probably just intimidated by your extremely superior head circumference and 145 IQ bro.

Oneeye
12-28-2013, 06:23 PM
Other than you... me... of course.

Men are incredibly ugly creatures... there is no grace... where's the grace? Women have grace. Biggest dyke in the world would have been me if I had been born a woman.

You all disgust me with your lack of grace...




Behold the grace that is my knee:


http://oi42.tinypic.com/21cfjts.jpg



I'm in.

Krampus
12-28-2013, 06:26 PM
Behold the grace that is my knee:


http://oi42.tinypic.com/21cfjts.jpg



I'm in.

Now thats what I'm Tolkien about

Prisoner Of Ice
12-28-2013, 11:37 PM
Wtf you aren't ugly? Women are probably just intimidated by your extremely superior head circumference and 145 IQ bro.

I was only playing around. I do think I am too manly/rough for british isles women but northern european women like me more.

Ultra
12-28-2013, 11:45 PM
I was only playing around. I do think I am too manly/rough for british isles women but northern european women like me more.
Ah, thought so, you are a sexy beast after all.

armenianbodyhair
12-28-2013, 11:57 PM
Ultra's sig.

Herr Abubu
12-28-2013, 11:59 PM
according to my mom I'm even more special, ask her if you dont believe me.

According to your mom I'm even more special. Ask her if you don't believe me. :heh:

Aerin
12-29-2013, 12:01 AM
Behold the grace that is my knee:

Sweet Knee, you have my vote.

1stLightHorse
12-29-2013, 12:05 AM
i will put anyone in the poll who submitts his pictures, the first ten people are in the poll, similar as in the who is whitest thread, so hurry up.

actually you need your picture to be posted if you just say "i want to be in the poll" you wont be. first ten posters who posted a picture are in the poll.



You look like an Italian i went to school with in these pictures.

cally
12-29-2013, 12:07 AM
Gregorius, Malta, McCauley, Sikeliot, Ultra and few others

Kiyant
12-29-2013, 12:08 AM
http://www.lolwut.com/layout/lolwut.jpg

Mortimer
12-29-2013, 12:27 AM
poll is up with the ones who posted their pictures and the ones who were nominated by callmyname

GrebluBro
12-29-2013, 12:31 AM
poll is up with the ones who posted their pictures and the ones who were nominated by callmyname

BBC, CNN and FOX news just released the poll predictions that Mr.Swan will sweep most votes :lol:

Aerin
12-29-2013, 12:37 AM
Our Sexbot should be on that poll, obviously. What could be more attractive than a flawless love making machine?

1stLightHorse
12-29-2013, 12:48 AM
**

CordedWhelp
12-29-2013, 12:50 AM
Screw it - because at this point, I have nothing to lose...

http://i.imgur.com/JtvYznl.png

http://i.imgur.com/b110cfN.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/vHWPonB.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/SMPEIoT.jpg

I vote Kevin Nealon- I mean...Mark.

Maleficent
12-29-2013, 01:00 AM
McCauley is handsome, but it goes to his head.

Sikeliot is handsome, if he was straight the ladies would be all over him.

MaltaFalzon is handsome, and a really cool guy.

Gregorious is handsome, and a funny troll.

Mark is handsome, and a smart funny nice guy to talk to.

Leo Iscariot
12-29-2013, 01:07 AM
I see that you left me out of the poll.

I can't say that I blame you, I would have won by a landslide.

SKYNET
12-29-2013, 01:44 AM
mrswan :naughty2:

Longbowman
12-29-2013, 01:57 AM
according to my girlfriend, im the most attractive man in the world

That's all you need :)

I've seen your eye and eyebrow, and that's a pretty hot eye and eyebrow, so you win.

...although to be fair your girlfriend hasn't met me.

Carlito's Way
12-29-2013, 02:04 AM
That's all you need :)

I've seen your eye and eyebrow, and that's a pretty hot eye and eyebrow, so you win.

...although to be fair your girlfriend hasn't met me.

hahahahahaha i dont think she will leave me for you but ill show her your avatar picture and see what she rates you :thumb001:

Carlito's Way
12-29-2013, 02:08 AM
Cristiano Viejo: tambien es negra como tú?

yes my girlfriend is black like me, she can fit in Spain too, like a local hahahahaha her father is black from Suriname :thumb001:

Longbowman
12-29-2013, 02:10 AM
hahahahahaha i dont think she will leave me for you but ill show her your avatar picture and see what she rates you :thumb001:

If it's isn't a ten, she's not being honest with you and she's considering running off to England just to have a chance with me. If it's 10, at least she's honest, but she's still probably considering running off to England.

http://www.theapricity.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=42367&d=1388112212

^on the offchance the face isn't enough, show her that!

Carlito's Way
12-29-2013, 02:16 AM
If it's isn't a ten, she's not being honest with you and she's considering running off to England just to have a chance with me. If it's 10, at least she's honest, but she's still probably considering running off to England.

http://www.theapricity.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=42367&d=1388112212

^on the offchance the face isn't enough, show her that!

LOL we will see what she says, based on that picture she is probably going to rate you a high number cause she likes guys who have a fit body
but who knows cause im the most handsome man in her eyes, a perfect 10/10

Longbowman
12-29-2013, 02:17 AM
LOL we will see what she says, based on that picture she is probably going to rate you a high number cause she likes guys who have a fit body
but who knows cause im the second most handsome man in her eyes, a perfect 10/10

Fixed.

gregorius
12-29-2013, 03:21 PM
Thanks to all the females who voted on me :laugh: :kiss:

Im alpha pure

bimo
12-29-2013, 03:52 PM
i'm the winner
see me in all my beauty

http://api.ning.com/files/y9eWtmOja0wtP-HS9u900gPxeeSD-2agALeaBYXcaI6NzOBahXakpnmcGHBxp9vOXMTnaAM8S40e1KW AMsIBUBdrc83w0LFp/Uglyblackman.jpg

Acquisitor
12-29-2013, 03:53 PM
does it make me gay to vote ? well I did, I voted for mrswam.

The Illyrian Warrior
12-29-2013, 03:56 PM
does it make me gay to vote ? well I did, I voted for mrswam.

No, but it does give gayish feeling :laugh:....I voted myself too but for that 'Murican boy McCauley.

Acquisitor
12-29-2013, 04:04 PM
No, but it does give gayish feeling :laugh:....I voted myself too but for that 'Murican boy McCauley.

well if it makes me gay to find mrswam hot then I guess I'm gay.

cally
12-29-2013, 04:05 PM
i'm the winner
see me in all my beauty



you should be added too :)

gregorius
12-29-2013, 07:15 PM
Ive won, ive got 3 votes from wimmin and one from a 50/50 lady tropico :laugh:

Sikeliot
12-29-2013, 07:20 PM
I am removing myself actually, since I don't care what others think.

B01AB20
12-29-2013, 07:51 PM
I am removing myself actually, since I don't care what others think.

oh man, I was voting for you... :(

Mark
12-29-2013, 08:37 PM
I am removing myself actually, since I don't care what others think.

That's the spirit! :thumb001:
I'm the same way, but I'll still keep mine up for shits and giggles. :D

TheBlondeSalad
12-30-2013, 01:26 AM
Tropico should be on the list as well

Longbowman
12-30-2013, 01:33 AM
Tropico should be on the list as well

Hm, well, we have 4,000 male members and if the top 6 include Gigolo there's not much value in signing up for it. But objectively he is very goodlooking, yes. So is Ampsicorra.

Sikeliot
12-30-2013, 01:42 AM
Rastko and Uhtred are also good looking.

Colonel Frank Grimes
12-30-2013, 01:50 AM
I voted for Mark; he's got that special something.

Colonel Frank Grimes
12-30-2013, 01:51 AM
Rastko and Uhtred are also good looking.

Would you bang me?

Sikeliot
12-30-2013, 01:52 AM
Would you bang me?

No. I have a boyfriend anyway so I wouldn't bang any of you.

Hadouken
12-30-2013, 02:13 AM
no one can beat the übermensch nihilist

no homo

Colonel Frank Grimes
12-30-2013, 02:13 AM
No. I have a boyfriend anyway so I wouldn't bang any of you.

He ain't got what I got... I'm all that and then some.

MINARDOWICZ
12-30-2013, 02:42 AM
NO :stop:
don't put just two of us..
you would smash me like you did to Minnard :(

He always wins... obviously because of trolls.

Rosier12
12-30-2013, 02:42 AM
Uhtred because he are a genetic welsh (no homo)

bimo
12-30-2013, 03:41 AM
dp93 because he is the most tr0000000 balto-nordid slavik stronk from the balkan , not like the others wich are unter balkanoids

Smaug
12-30-2013, 03:48 AM
Mark and Rosier my Welsh brawds.

Liac
01-03-2014, 06:47 PM
Gigolo. I mean, he's gigolo so it's pure logic he must be attractive. As for that overweight speech, 200 years ago being overweight was associated with being wealth so that's not big deal as some might think. I know one guy from my town which is 160cm/120kg, even resemble gigolo a little bit, but he always dated best girls, now he's married and have daughter.

Acquisitor
01-03-2014, 07:35 PM
gigolo if you lose some weight I will vote for you as Mr Universe.

SKYNET
01-03-2014, 07:40 PM
gigolo if you lose some weight I will vote for you as Mr Universe.

http://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?108806-Fitness-time&p=2255897&viewfull=1#post2255897 for mrswan

Óttar
01-03-2014, 07:46 PM
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a148/Kalidasa/Dec2011v.jpg (http://s10.photobucket.com/user/Kalidasa/media/Dec2011v.jpg.html)

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a148/Kalidasa/KingsMan007.jpg (http://s10.photobucket.com/user/Kalidasa/media/KingsMan007.jpg.html)

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a148/Kalidasa/KingsMan002.jpg (http://s10.photobucket.com/user/Kalidasa/media/KingsMan002.jpg.html)

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a148/Kalidasa/IMG_0052.jpg (http://s10.photobucket.com/user/Kalidasa/media/IMG_0052.jpg.html)

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a148/Kalidasa/IMG_0050-1.jpg (http://s10.photobucket.com/user/Kalidasa/media/IMG_0050-1.jpg.html)

And one from a long time ago.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a148/Kalidasa/Halloweencostume191.jpg (http://s10.photobucket.com/user/Kalidasa/media/Halloweencostume191.jpg.html)

Rattata
01-03-2014, 07:47 PM
I must comment you on your choice of profile pics; they really advertise your biological prowess. Your voluptuous figure, along with your fair complexion, tells me that you are healthy, and therefore would make a great choice for a breeding partner. There's no one else who matches your heavenly beauty. Mr. Swan, I have to choose you as the most attractive male on the forum.

Roy
01-03-2014, 07:48 PM
Hakon.

Prisoner Of Ice
01-03-2014, 07:49 PM
Other than you... me... of course.

Men are incredibly ugly creatures... there is no grace... where's the grace? Women have grace. Biggest dyke in the world would have been me if I had been born a woman.

You all disgust me with your lack of grace...

I agree with frankie, must be a full moon out.

YeshAtid
01-03-2014, 07:50 PM
This is such a moot question, to begin with. Everybody knows mrswan is the most aesthetically pleasing male on here. His shower video confirmed this.

Maleficent
01-03-2014, 07:50 PM
If Carlos would post his picture more often, he would have been put in the poll. He can smoke you all.

Dandelion
01-03-2014, 08:24 PM
Mr Riesenschwanz. No homo.

Alenka
02-23-2014, 05:48 PM
I'm boycotting this poll because it doesn't include a very attractive male of the forum;
Be-real.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-eIF6iAYG6ec/UvmF3rvUUJI/AAAAAAAAE-8/8wzEGLU84LU/s1600/Can+I+Have+Him+For+My+Birthday.gif

Hadouken
02-23-2014, 05:53 PM
thanks Alenka :D i am flattered

CordedWhelp
02-23-2014, 05:55 PM
thanks Alenka :D i am flattered

Dat Kurdish gaze nohomo

TheBlondeSalad
02-23-2014, 05:56 PM
There's quite a few guys who live in the US and a couple from the UK that are quite attractive :P

Manifest Destiny
02-23-2014, 05:58 PM
My wife says I'm the hottest. :cool:

Kataxu
02-23-2014, 06:08 PM
Where are the images?

Liac
02-23-2014, 07:06 PM
Where's me?

Bohemian Fury
03-04-2014, 04:20 AM
MEEEEEE45101

Nehellenia
03-04-2014, 07:09 AM
This poll is all wrong. My favorite isn't there :DDDD

rhiannon
03-04-2014, 07:10 AM
The list is way too short

Fintorah
03-12-2014, 10:18 AM
I actually do think mrswan is the best-looking male on the forum that I've seen pictures of. From a genetic standpoint anyway. If he lost weight he would be very handsome, especially after seeing his younger pictures.

bot
03-25-2014, 09:21 PM
Our Sexbot should be on that poll, obviously. What could be more attractive than a flawless love making machine?

Thanks, Lulu but not.

bot not hot.

You not see bot on cam never so you dunno.

botty not a hotty. Neu.

beep

alb0zfinest
03-25-2014, 09:30 PM
The list is way too short

Thats because we all knew mr.swan would win.

OldWayGuy
03-25-2014, 09:57 PM
They cut the big bosses, me and stears -.-'

Vessna
11-11-2023, 03:28 AM
I think it's time to resurrect this thread.
Cast your votes ladies and gents.

Mortimer
11-11-2023, 03:33 AM
I think it's time to resurrect this thread.
Cast your votes ladies and gents.

Most who are on the poll are not active anymore, we would need a new poll.

Melkiirs
11-11-2023, 03:50 AM
I think monsieur1 is the most attractive active male member despite my true gender.

Vessna
11-11-2023, 03:55 AM
Most who are on the poll are not active anymore, we would need a new poll.

Can you fix it? Or we can just vote here.

Vessna
11-11-2023, 03:57 AM
I think monsieur1 is the most attractive active male member despite my true gender.

I think I’ve seen one of his photos. He does look quite attractive. I need to revisit the members photos thread. I don’t know what most people look like here :D

~Elizabeth~
11-11-2023, 04:00 AM
Beowulf :)