Slovenic reich

[Windischer]

its time to accept the inevitable.
Slovenski Rajch - Slovenic empire of the true slovenic people

forget the insulting propaganda of wannabe slavs (pyjama-wearing pretenders who call themselves "panslavists") showing maps with big red blob which they outrageously dare to call slavia. this is the true slavia of true slavs and honorary slavs.

Core lands of Slovenski Rajch:
Alpine Slovenia
Western Carpathian Slovenia
Eastern Carpathian Slovenia

Lands that will have the honor of being included in the Rajch:
Lusatian Sorbia
Bohemia
Moravia (including parts of Lower Austria)
Upper Silesia
Pannonia (including parts of Lower Austria, Burgenland and old Slavonia, a formerly Slovenic land now inhabited by wannabe slavs)

http://i43.tinypic.com/14ikdwg.png

[Geminus]

When will the tanks start rolling?

(Btw. I'm proud of me that I understand the sense of "Mute people")

[Windischer]

When will the tanks start rolling?

we arent russians, we dont threaten others with tanks.

[HellLander87]

You also must forbid the use of slavic languages by imposters.

[Windischer]

You also must forbid the use of slavic languages by imposters.

no, we are civilized and tolerant ppl. also, czechs, moravians, sorbians, rusyns are in fact imposters as well but they will be given status of honorary word-people (sloven), which means they can call themselves sloveni. their soft and gentle absorption and assimilation into slovenic culture will be caused by sheer superiority and prestige of true slovenic culture and language instead of state-forced assimilation.

[portusaus]

Paprika warehouse :rotfl:

[HellLander87]

no, we are civilized and tolerant ppl. also, czechs, moravians, sorbians, rusyns are in fact imposters as well but they will be given status of honorary word-people (sloven), which means they can call themselves sloveni. their soft and gentle absorption and assimilation into slovenic culture will be caused by sheer superiority and prestige of true slovenic culture and language instead of state-forced assimilation.
You may be tolerant now but think twice before assimilating people that do not match the real slavs in awesomeness.You ll regret it later but it will be too late.

[Windischer]

You may be tolerant now but think twice before assimilating people that do not match the real slavs in awesomeness.You ll regret it later but it will be too late.

we arent racist, being a sloven is a cultural & mainly linguistic thing, thats why we are sloveni, i. e. word-people (speaking people)

[HellLander87]

we arent racist, being a sloven is a cultural & mainly linguistic thing, thats why we are sloveni, i. e. word-people (speaking people)
I fear that if you base your rajch on such grounds it ll be shortlived.
Anyways since you are tolerant Greece will offer as a gift to your new state 7.000.000 new inhabitants to strengthen the demography of the rajkh.

[Windischer]

I fear that if you base your rajch on such grounds it ll be shortlived.
Anyways since you are tolerant Greece will offer as a gift to your new state 7.000.000 million new inhabitants to stregthen the demography of the rajch.

our state will not accept this barbaric southerner proposal. humans arent things or trade goods.

[Szegedist]

It should be vassal state to Paprika warehouse.

[OldWayGuy]

Alpine hyper power

[Clawgauth]

what about the venetic theory? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venetic_theory
If you agree I will wait you here in peace, better under a slovenic reich than Rome.

[Vukodav]

only Slovenia and Slovakia are true Slavic lands, for obvious reasons ;)

[Windischer]

Alpine hyper power

i predict future diplomatic relations with southerners & wogs will be very cold.


what about the venetic theory? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venetic_theory
If you agree I will wait you here in peace, better under a slovenic reich than Rome.

word-people are above theories. but if it calms you, resia and some parts near venice including terst shall be incorporated into the rajch.


only Slovenia and Slovakia are true Slavic lands, for obvious reasons ;)

those lands are much bigger, as you will see when the rajch is founded. but what can a pseudoslavic impostor know about it?

[Szegedist]

Ironically, these "true slavic lands" always belonged to somebody else, and only gained independence in the 1990s. These people are not "reich" or empire material, and sooner or later they will be part of somebody elses country again.

[Windischer]

Ironically, these "true slavic lands" always belonged to somebody else

paprika plantation worker thinks that earth is 1100 years old.
even ultraorthodox jews get pale in comparison with him.

[Vukodav]

those lands are much bigger, as you will see when the rajch is founded. but what can a pseudoslavic impostor know about it?
nothing, I will hope to get at least "Honorary Slavic" title...

[Szegedist]

paprika plantation worker thinks that earth is 1100 years old.

I forgot about less than 70 years of "Great" Moravia , the Proto-Slovak-Slovene state :laugh:

[Clawgauth]

word-people are above theories. but if it calms you, resia and some parts near venice including terst shall be incorporated into the rajch.





Accepted.

[Windischer]

nothing, I will hope to get at least "Honorary Slavic" title...

so this is the new impostor strategy. trying to get the honorary word-people title just like that.
the process takes centuries of cultural influence. rusyns (and then not all of them) have gained the title only in 19th century, six hundred years after their immigration began.

[Szegedist]

paprika plantation worker thinks that earth is 1100 years old.


Actually it's 1119.

[Windischer]

I forgot about less than 70 years of "Great" Moravia , the Proto-Slovak-Slovene state :laugh:

slovenic people came to those lands in 5th and 6th century, profiting from power vacuum after the hunnic empire had crumbled in power struggles.

[Dilberth]

and old Slavonia, a formerly Slovenic land now inhabited by wannabe slavs)



LOL what are you talking about?
Old Slavonia (North-Western Croatia) is now inhabitated by same people that inhabitet it during its existance in medieval period.
I am one of them.

[Vukodav]

so this is the new impostor strategy. trying to get the honorary word-people title just like that.
the process takes centuries of cultural influence. rusyns (and then not all of them) have gained the title only in 19th century, six hundred years after their immigration began.
but we are tall. you can use us to grab things you guys can't reach...

[Windischer]

LOL what are you talking about?
Old Slavonia (North-Western Croatia) is now inhabitated by same people that inhabitet it during its existance in medieval period.
I am one of them.

ol good pseudoslavic impostor propaganda :cool:


but we are tall. you can use us to grab things you guys can't reach...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c2/Inco_Ladder.jpg

http://gojamaica.net/news/articleimages/2012/43447wyndahm-03.jpg

;)

[Geminus]

ol good pseudoslavic impostor propaganda :cool:



http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c2/Inco_Ladder.jpg

;)

Superior technology sets Slovenia apart from the backwards Southern Balkan states :D

[Vukodav]

Slovenia-The Japan of Balkans :laugh:

[Lemon Kush]

Slovenes are the master race

[Visitor_22]

Anze Kopitar aproves it! :)

[Szegedist]

http://i43.tinypic.com/14ikdwg.png

You map accidentally includes parts of Hungary. Just letting you know in case you haven't noticed your error.

[Windischer]

bump! reich!

[Zaycev]

its time to accept the inevitable.
Slovenski Rajch - Slovenic empire of the true slovenic people

forget the insulting propaganda of wannabe slavs (pyjama-wearing pretenders who call themselves "panslavists") showing maps with big red blob which they outrageously dare to call slavia. this is the true slavia of true slavs and honorary slavs.

Core lands of Slovenski Rajch:
Alpine Slovenia
Western Carpathian Slovenia
Eastern Carpathian Slovenia

Lands that will have the honor of being included in the Rajch:
Lusatian Sorbia
Bohemia
Moravia (including parts of Lower Austria)
Upper Silesia
Pannonia (including parts of Lower Austria, Burgenland and old Slavonia, a formerly Slovenic land now inhabited by wannabe slavs)

http://i43.tinypic.com/14ikdwg.png

this looks utter shit and fuck western slavs

[Windischer]

fuck western slavs
fu southern pretender


bumbbpbp

[arcticwolf]

its time to accept the inevitable.
Slovenski Rajch - Slovenic empire of the true slovenic people

forget the insulting propaganda of wannabe slavs (pyjama-wearing pretenders who call themselves "panslavists") showing maps with big red blob which they outrageously dare to call slavia. this is the true slavia of true slavs and honorary slavs.

Core lands of Slovenski Rajch:
Alpine Slovenia
Western Carpathian Slovenia
Eastern Carpathian Slovenia

Lands that will have the honor of being included in the Rajch:
Lusatian Sorbia
Bohemia
Moravia (including parts of Lower Austria)
Upper Silesia
Pannonia (including parts of Lower Austria, Burgenland and old Slavonia, a formerly Slovenic land now inhabited by wannabe slavs)

http://i43.tinypic.com/14ikdwg.png

This must me be the funniest thing I ever read. :laugh:

So how many citizens will you have, like maybe 25 optimistic about 30?


I'll tell you what, because you are really dedicated to the cause Slavia will let you keep your Slavonic Rajch, we will just rebrand it as Slavonic Disneyland for advertising purposes! LOL

We will throw in a Slavonic Rajch emperor title and the manager position of the Slavonic Disneyland to make it more attractive for you!

To seal the deal we offer you an emperor hat, real big and fancy, free of charge!

Do we have a deal? :laugh:

[Crn Volk]

This must me be the funniest thing I ever read. :laugh:

So how many citizens will you have, like maybe 25 optimistic about 30?


I'll tell you what, because you are really dedicated to the cause Slavia will let you keep your Slavonic Rajch, we will just rebrand it as Slavonic Disneyland for advertising purposes! LOL

We will throw in a Slavonic Rajch emperor title and the manager position of the Slavonic Disneyland to make it more attractive for you!

To seal the deal we offer you an emperor hat, real big and fancy, free of charge!

Do we have a deal? :laugh:

Welcome back arcticwolf. Time to bring some order to this place ;)

[arcticwolf]

Welcome back arcticwolf. Time to bring some order to this place ;)

Thank you. That's correct brother! I wasn't here for a bit and some hippie, sandal wearing, koolaid drinking, kumbaya singing pseudo Slav wants to create Slavonic disneyland. Pot smoking hippies! :laugh:

[arcticwolf]

One more thing sunshine, you need to change your nick to something like KumbayaSlav or something, your current nick is misleading. You hippie. :laugh:

[Windischer]

This must me be the funniest thing I ever read. :laugh:
good ;)


So how many citizens will you have, like maybe 25 optimistic about 30?
quality > quantity


I'll tell you what, because you are really dedicated to the cause Slavia will let you keep your Slavonic Rajch, we will just rebrand it as Slavonic Disneyland for advertising purposes! LOL
subtle manipulation! it is slovenic, not slavonic. we are slovens, you are slaves!


pseudo Slav
this is scandal! a pseudoslavic impostor dares to call a true sloven "pseudoslav"?! i knew its the right time to reveal our plans! this outrage has to stop at once!

[arcticwolf]

good ;)


quality > quantity


subtle manipulation! it is slovenic, not slavonic. we are slovens, you are slaves!


this is scandal! a pseudoslavic impostor dares to call a true sloven "pseudoslav"?! i knew its the right time to reveal our plans! this outrage has to stop at once!


Whatever! Slovenic or Slavonic, you look all the same to me! :laugh:

you better take my offer or you'll end up with a part time security guard job making minimum wage at the Slavonic Disneyland Park!

You've been warned, you pot smoking KumbayaSlav! :laugh:

[Szegedist]

Empire consisting mainly of of beer brewers, potato farmers and woodcutters.

[arcticwolf]

Empire consisting mainly of of beer brewers, potato farmers and woodcutters.

You need not to worry, in either case you'll have the position of the general manager of the paprika warehouse. :laugh:

[Argang]

Polska is too Germanic for Slavia? :dunno:

http://oi44.tinypic.com/2v806li.jpg

[arcticwolf]

UOTE=Argang;2301421]Polska is too Germanic for Slavia? :dunno:

http://oi44.tinypic.com/2v806li.jpg[/QUOTE]

LOL

Are you saying what I think you're saying?

[arcticwolf]

Somebody interpret this chart above for me, cause I'm going nuts, it looks to me like Poland is as Germanic as Holland, and Sweden and more Germanic than Norway and the rest of them?

This CAN'T be right! Is this a joke? :laugh:

[Windischer]

the dutch got it right!

http://images.uncyc.org/nl/0/08/Slokart.png

source: http://oncyclopedia.net/wiki/Slovenië



http://images.uncyc.org/nl/thumb/0/06/Cechaarchi.png/665px-Cechaarchi.png

source: http://oncyclopedia.net/wiki/Slowakije

i always liked dutchmen!

[Beit El]

Then we shall form the Rīkja þiudiskaz.

http://i60.tinypic.com/2bbhfm.jpg

[Windischer]

go ahead :D

[Kalimtari]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w5m8lYMJoohttp://siol.sdn.si/sn/img/13/345/635223416382539744_dragos.jpg

Aufbix! :D

[Windischer]

bump
slovenski rajch, the state of the true slavic people. away with oriental & southern wannabes!

[Windischer]

why the hell has been this thread moved to slovenia section? which ignorant did this?

[Kalimtari]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjqUH0pvZ0Uhttp://slovencinadunaju.mojforum.si/images/logos/slovencinadunaju.6.1347783801.gif

[Barbarian]

When did this reich exist?

[Windischer]

it will exist in future.

[Hweinlant]

it will exist in future.

Will the royal tittle be Samo instead of Rex ?

[Windischer]

Will the royal tittle be Samo instead of Rex ?

of course. as a part of our master economic plan and a tribute to samo, polygamy will be allowed.
then lots of wealthy folks from the west will immigrate & bring money. voila!