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Sikeliot
01-13-2014, 03:13 AM
... but, not with 23andme.

She is apparently, according to this company, a mixture of Gypsy, Macedonian, Slovakian, Jewish, South Asian, and East Asian.

Only the East Asian makes sense, but I think the whole test is bogus and she should have done 23andme.

http://www.newsmax.com/thewire/snooki-dna-testing-gypsy/2014/01/10/id/546421

Proctor
01-13-2014, 03:15 AM
Strange...

Brighton
01-13-2014, 03:32 AM
... but, not with 23andme.

She is apparently, according to this company, a mixture of Gypsy, Macedonian, Slovakian, Jewish, South Asian, and East Asian.

Only the East Asian makes sense, but I think the whole test is bogus and she should have done 23andme.

http://www.newsmax.com/thewire/snooki-dna-testing-gypsy/2014/01/10/id/546421

What the fuck

Wasn't she Chilean?!?!

We only have Jews and -not many- Gypsies and Slovakians..

We don't have more than a few Macedonians and East Asians.. and I've personally never seen a South Asian in Chile..

Brighton
01-13-2014, 03:34 AM
Anyway, I always said she could pass as Native American in Chile.. but that was very weird because pure Native Americans aren't more than 5% in this country..

Actually, Native American languages are spoken by like 1% of the population..

Awebo
01-13-2014, 03:37 AM
Obviously fake.

Sikeliot
01-13-2014, 03:42 AM
What the fuck

Wasn't she Chilean?!?!

We only have Jews and -not many- Gypsies and Slovakians..

We don't have more than a few Macedonians and East Asians.. and I've personally never seen a South Asian in Chile..


The results are either fake or inaccurate.

Mn The Loki TA Son
01-13-2014, 03:50 AM
Funny and Strange results.

Insuperable
01-13-2014, 04:53 AM
Hahahah lol at video between 2:15-2:05
She is surely ignorant as other Americans when it comes to this

Incal
01-13-2014, 05:07 AM
OP must be devastated...

Sikeliot
01-13-2014, 05:08 AM
OP must be devastated...

Why? There is no way she could possibly be what they said.

Vojnik
01-13-2014, 05:25 AM
Macedonian??? What the hell.

armenianbodyhair
01-13-2014, 05:28 AM
I am so confused right now...

Vojnik
01-13-2014, 05:31 AM
"Jewish is, like, a part of Europe," Polizzi said.


Snooki must also be mentally retarded.

Brighton
01-13-2014, 05:33 AM
The results are either fake or inaccurate.

Well, I trust more a clinic's test results than your personal opinion..

Sikeliot
01-13-2014, 05:34 AM
Well, I trust more a clinic's test results than your personal opinion..

You believe Snooki is Gypsy, South Asian, East Asian, MACEDONIAN, SLOVAKIAN but not Amerindian nor Spanish?

Anglojew
01-13-2014, 05:35 AM
Jewish gypsy, maybe a relative of Mr Swan?

Insuperable
01-13-2014, 05:48 AM
Macedonian??? What the hell.


According to her official DNA testing results, Polizzi is part Romani, which is an ethnic tribe from Northern India, gypsy, Iberian American, South Asian, East Asian, Middle Eastern, and Jewish with roots in North Western Croatia, Macedonia, Slovakia, Russia, and Spain

I wonder how can they pinpoint her Romani ancestry to Macedonian Gypsies in particular and some (Jewish? if so they were concentrated in great part in NW Croatia, but still...) roots to a particular region of random country like NW Croatia. They probably wrote some of this stuff based on her haplotypes.

Lemon Kush
01-13-2014, 05:50 AM
I don't think Snooki is White.

Brighton
01-13-2014, 05:52 AM
You believe Snooki is Gypsy, South Asian, East Asian, MACEDONIAN, SLOVAKIAN but not Amerindian nor Spanish?
It says Iberian American if I read correctly.

MINARDOWICZ
01-13-2014, 05:57 AM
Should have used 23&Me.

StonyArabia
01-13-2014, 06:00 AM
The best genetic test out there is 23andme, FTDNA, and National Genographic project.

Vojnik
01-13-2014, 06:02 AM
I wonder how can they pinpoint her Romani ancestry to Macedonian Gypsies in particular and some (Jewish? if so they were concentrated in great part in NW Croatia, but still...) roots to a particular region of random country like NW Croatia. They probably wrote some of this stuff based on her haplotypes.

Her Gypsy heritage doesn't necacerially have to come from Macedonia, even though it's a good possibility, as there's a lot of Gypsies running around in Macedonia. But I understand what your saying.

The dumb skank should of taken the 23andme test.

Sikeliot
01-13-2014, 06:02 AM
It says Iberian American if I read correctly.

Where's her Amerindian? It must be the "East Asian". That makes sense as does Iberian American but why would she have Slavic or Gypsy?

StonyArabia
01-13-2014, 06:05 AM
Where's her Amerindian? It must be the "East Asian". That makes sense as does Iberian American but why would she have Slavic or Gypsy?


There was Romani migrations in to Latin America, as well some Slavic presence to.

MINARDOWICZ
01-13-2014, 06:06 AM
Where's her Amerindian? It must be the "East Asian". That makes sense as does Iberian American but why would she have Slavic or Gypsy?

Maybe some of her family came from Argentina, not Chile? :p Croatian is not uncommon there. I've seen people with Croat surnames there even. Gypsy? I bet the percentage was low. I forget who it was, but one latino user here had some south asian admixture. LOW of course.

I bet they are hiding the percentages. She is clearly VERY native and iberian for the most part.

Insuperable
01-13-2014, 06:06 AM
Her Gypsy heritage doesn't necacerially have to come from Macedonia, even though it's a good possibility, as there's a lot of Gypsies running around in Macedonia. But I understand what your saying.

The dumb skank should of taken the 23andme test.

In the video, the first thing scientist says is "you have Romani Macedonian ancestry...".

Vojnik
01-13-2014, 06:08 AM
Where's her Amerindian? It must be the "East Asian". That makes sense as does Iberian American but why would she have Slavic or Gypsy?

She has South Asian DNA from ancestors which might of lived in Europe, and immigrated to the Americas, that would explain the Gypsy.

Incal
01-13-2014, 06:12 AM
Why? There is no way she could possibly be what they said.

Because of that precisely.

Vojnik
01-13-2014, 06:13 AM
In the video, the first thing scientist says is "you have Romani Macedonian ancestry...".

My mistake. Didn't watch the video. Just read the article.

Well, it's definitely odd, but people can make there own assumptions.

Brighton
01-13-2014, 06:28 AM
Where's her Amerindian? It must be the "East Asian". That makes sense as does Iberian American but why would she have Slavic or Gypsy?
How would I know??

Weird =/= impossible.

There are Slavics and Gypsies in Chile. I know they're not many but there are.

I said it was weird, but forgive me if I find a little bit to arrogant to think you know more than a DNA test.

Trun
01-13-2014, 06:40 AM
Macedonian?...Let's wait for a statue.

Weedman
01-13-2014, 06:49 AM
she's a Gypsy-Jew?

what a fucking combination :laugh:

Sikeliot
01-13-2014, 06:50 AM
If she ever tests with 23andme, we'll see. But I doubt this is what she'd get on there.

Sikeliot
01-13-2014, 06:52 AM
Someone on another site said that what the DNA test she took does, is tell you your closest populations, it's not an admixture test.

Stormer99
01-13-2014, 02:28 PM
Where's her Amerindian? It must be the "East Asian". That makes sense as does Iberian American but why would she have Slavic or Gypsy?

There are Gypsies in Spain. There were also Slavs in Islamic Spain.


http://michalw.narod.ru/SlavicSpain.html

Carlito's Way
01-13-2014, 02:35 PM
Someone on another site said that what the DNA test she took does, is tell you your closest populations, it's not an admixture test.

no wonder, her results are not very accurate

Stormer99
01-13-2014, 02:37 PM
The results do look skewed though, as Spanish is not the main European and no Amerind shows up. That's very suspect.

Carlito's Way
01-13-2014, 03:08 PM
The results do look skewed though, as Spanish is not the main European and no Amerind shows up. That's very suspect.

they remind me of those George Lopez test results :picard1:

Hevo
01-13-2014, 03:12 PM
Looks very amateurish, she should do a 23andme test or something.

Black Wolf
01-13-2014, 03:20 PM
The test she took is obviously garbage.

''She is apparently, according to this company, a mixture of Gypsy, Macedonian, Slovakian, Jewish, South Asian, and East Asian.''

That is just stupid.

cally
01-13-2014, 03:23 PM
Interesting mix ...LOL!

gregorius
01-13-2014, 03:25 PM
LOl what she says about being spanish, Pure crap

Gaston
01-13-2014, 03:35 PM
Terrible results. And the company that processed her dna doesn't even care about the inaccuracy of the results.