Why can't males make their own sandwiches?

[TheBlondeSalad]

Why do they ask females to do it for them when they should be able to do it for themselves?

:picard1:

[Gaston]

Laziness? It reminds me of a recent story of a man who asked his soon-to-be wife to make him a sandwich (but I don't remember the details :D ).

I've always thought a lot of grown-ass straight men are just heavier and stronger little boys who use their (wrongfully attributed) authority and sometimes their physical strength to get what they capriciously want (it's often food, sometimes sex).

[Mark]

I can only speak for myself and I have always made my own sandwiches and some of the finest ones too. :D

[Ataman]

Why don't you go get me a sammich first and then I'll tell you more about it.

[Machete]

Women are made to serve the men and they enjoy that.

[rhiannon]

My husband has two left feet in the kitchen. He is permanently banned if I am around at all lol. He is perhaps the most awful cook I know lol.

So I make the sandwiches around here. Make a pretty mean one, too :thumb001:

[Smaug]

I can only speak for myself and I have always made my own sandwiches and some of the finest ones too. :D

Second this.

[Damião de Góis]

In nature it's the same thing.

"Could anyone make me a sandwich?"

http://www.tutorart.com/wp-content/uploads/images/lionphotos/28.jpg

5s later...

http://img.wallpapergang.com/135processed/lion%20family%20running%20in%20lions.jpg

http://www.maxwaugh.com/images/tanzania07/lion25.jpg

[arcticwolf]

Women can't make decent sandwiches! I make my own, and they are decadent, just the way I like them!

BlondSalad, who are you dating? lol

[Musso]

I rather make tasty chicken stew...estofado de pollo..! ;)

[Dombra]

Why can't males make their own sandwiches?

Because women has to do something when they are not used for sex

[Aredhel]

edited

[Sehnsucht]

Ich kann belegte Brote machen.

[armenianbodyhair]

Women are made to serve the men and they enjoy that.
It's actually the other way around, but we're okay letting you big tough men feel like you're in control. ;)

[alb0zfinest]

If males make their own sandwiches too then what are females useful for?































































im jk omg calm down.

[arcticwolf]

Geez, mommy's boys. lol
You never lived like men should, in the mountains, in 10 feet of snow, with temperatures 40 below zero, eating raw meat?

No wonder you need women to make your sandwiches! City slickers! :laugh:

[blklady2013]

Because they've got too much oil underneath their fingernails from changing my catalytic converter. (for free might I add--true story). Hell the least I can do is make em a smoked turkey on rye. Lol! I can't even front. I rely on men for a LOT of stuff.

[SardiniaAtlantis]

Why do they ask females to do it for them when they should be able to do it for themselves?

:picard1:

Pfft. Ill make a better panino than you or any female anyday... I rule my cucina!

[Skerdilaid]

Back in the day when women actually cooked and put some emotion into it, it was definitely worth it to act as a retard in the kitchen:D But, now days you rarely can find a women that can actually put together scrambled eggs :picard1: So, no thank you, I don't wan't your sandwich!

[Äijä]

Most women I have dated where not good cooks or even making sandwiches.
I like to cook and will never order anyone in the kitchen but if woman does not ever cook, does not want to learn or make a simple sandwich sometimes, she is history.

[Oneeye]

Why can't women open their own doors?

[Äijä]

Geez, mommy's boys. lol
You never lived like men should, in the mountains, in 10 feet of snow, with temperatures 40 below zero, eating raw meat?

No wonder you need women to make your sandwiches! City slickers! :laugh:

You are a good person.

[Armando Esteban Quito]

Men should learn to cook. As a man, the female figure cooking for you phase should have ended once you left the mother's nest.

[alb0zfinest]

It's actually the other way around, but we're okay letting you big tough men feel like you're in control. ;)

Actually looking at it in terms of evolution you are right.

[Machete]

Geez, mommy's boys. lol
You never lived like men should, in the mountains, in 10 feet of snow, with temperatures 40 below zero, eating raw meat?

No wonder you need women to make your sandwiches! City slickers! :laugh:

Men is the hunter while the women is the cooker and the servant, this is the rule of nature everything else sounds gay.

[Ultra]

Well, putting together a decent sandwich is the least you can require of a woman. It's also the only thing women can(barely) do in the kitchen these days together with doing dishes it seems, so the workload needs to be balanced out somehow if the men have to do the cooking.



And besides that, putting together a decent sandwich barely takes any skill or effort. :picard2:

[Incal]

Why do they ask females to do it for them when they should be able to do it for themselves?

:picard1:

That's an anglo/first world problem. Here, a man who can't cook his own meal is considered half a man.

[Peikko]

Maybe because you're Italian?

[Balmung]

I make my own sandwiches. Maybe you should stop dating Italians.

[Styrian Mujo]

Although I agree that women should be at home to watch over the children and cook for their husbands I think men should be able to make their own sandwiches.

[TheBlondeSalad]

Maybe because you're Italian?

Lol

[Unome]

Men have been dying in war, slaving in deadly coal & iron mines, discovering science, inventing all the technology of the world, civilizing savages, and turning the whole world around just to make the lives of women & children easier.

It is time to pass some of these massive, devastating tasks onto our women folk, beginning with the assembling of sammiches.