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Eldritch
12-14-2009, 11:17 AM
Prisondate.se (http://www.prisondate.se) has been open for about two months now, and has several hundred registered users already.

"Enver" is doing 10 years for murder, and will be out in four years -- ladies, don't let him get away!

http://www.prisondate.se/media/images/profile/large/444_1165eeb13f703bf1890f25d01e5f9c15.jpg
http://www.prisondate.se/?viewUsr=ceD4177e6CE :coffee:

*** *** ***

Right. Lots of women are thrilled by bad boys, so I guess this is nothing new under the sun. :coffee:

I suppose the most surprising thing about all this is that in Sweden, prison inmates have internet access? :confused:

Grey
12-14-2009, 11:26 AM
I suppose the most surprising thing about all this is that in Sweden, prison inmates have internet access? :confused:

Or that Swedish prisoners get away with wearing pink shirts.

Absinthe
12-14-2009, 11:32 AM
Thank you for the link, I find the drug dealer of my dreams already! :love:

http://www.prisondate.se/media/images/profile/large/244_d19061df35cfc9bc853c2241249ca8a4.jpg

:D

Eldritch
12-14-2009, 11:40 AM
Or, if he turns out to be a dud, you can try "Narin". He likes martial arts, tattoos, movies and animals; dislikes "backstabers":

http://www.prisondate.se/media/images/profile/large/254_e85509bfc3e4ffed218a08a41b26df14.jpg

MarcvSS
12-14-2009, 12:18 PM
prison inmates have internet access? :confused:We have that here in the Netherlands aswell depending on what ward your on...

Standard issue Dutch single person cell; TV with cable, coffeemaker, portable radio with cd player, fridge.

Optional; Electric fan, toaster, gamingconsole, watercooker and for some wards a laptop with limited internetacces.

Pets are in some cases permitted aswell...

Grey
12-14-2009, 12:20 PM
We have that here in the Netherlands aswell depending on what ward your on...

Standard issue Dutch single person cell; TV with cable, coffeemaker, portable radio with cd player, fridge.

Optional; Electric fan, toaster, gamingconsole, watercooker and for some wards a laptop with limited internetacces.

Pets are in some cases permitted aswell...

You sound pretty familiar with prison there...

?

MarcvSS
12-14-2009, 12:21 PM
You sound pretty familiar with prison there...

?I did some time yes...

Bari
12-14-2009, 03:23 PM
Prisondate.se (http://www.prisondate.se) has been open for about two months now, and has several hundred registered users already.

"Enver" is doing 10 years for murder, and will be out in four years -- ladies, don't let him get away!

http://www.prisondate.se/media/images/profile/large/444_1165eeb13f703bf1890f25d01e5f9c15.jpg
http://www.prisondate.se/?viewUsr=ceD4177e6CE :coffee:

*** *** ***

Right. Lots of women are thrilled by bad boys, so I guess this is nothing new under the sun. :coffee:

I suppose the most surprising thing about all this is that in Sweden, prison inmates have internet access? :confused:

- In Scandinavia inmates are allowed to strike and have their own unions to speak for them:crazy:


Comfortable prison cells

http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/2432/norwegianprisonthumb01a.jpg

Nice cafeteria(they even argue about serving Halal food now for a certain reason:p)

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/7955/norwegianprisonthumb02j.jpg

They get paid for working on the inside, have internet and tv, sometimes they even take them out on bowling and other social activities(its true, i have heard and seen it). Most criminals from outside Northern Europe have it more comfortable in Norwegian or Swedish prison than they ever had back in their homeland. Which in quite some cases make some want to stay. And the word about the liberal honeylands with low prison sentences is a word spread like wind within criminal circles around the world. Its a dangerous combination going extreme-liberal on laws/prisons while having a liberal immigration policy for people from troubled areas.

MarcvSS
12-14-2009, 03:35 PM
- In Scandinavia inmates are allowed to strike and have their own unions to speak for them:crazy:


Comfortable prison cells

http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/2432/norwegianprisonthumb01a.jpg

Nice cafeteria(they even argue about serving Halal food now for a certain reason:p)

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/7955/norwegianprisonthumb02j.jpg

They get paid for working on the inside, have internet and tv, sometimes they even take them out on bowling and other social activities(its true, i have heard and seen it). Most criminals from outside Northern Europe have it more comfortable in Norwegian or Swedish prison than they ever had back in their homeland. Which in quite some cases make some want to stay. And the word about the liberal honeylands with low prison sentences is a word spread like wind within criminal circles around the world. Its a dangerous combination going extreme-liberal on laws/prisons while having a liberal immigration policy for people from troubled areas.

Same here, we have an inmate commity (gedetineerdencommissie), prisoners can work for a small wage (on the inside as well as on the outside), on weekends people can order food from the outside (pizza, kebab or shoarma), healthbenefits (everything is free) and sex with your woman or a prostitute in a special room for people how are doing massive terms of imprisonment (1 year and up).

Brännvin
12-15-2009, 09:44 AM
Håll ut DARLING! :loco:

Jag väntar utanför murarna med ståfrä- och en laddad Magnum (EJ glassen).

Kan du tänka dig något häftigare, darling?


:wtf

Fortis in Arduis
12-15-2009, 09:57 AM
Thank you for the link, I find the drug dealer of my dreams already! :love:

http://www.prisondate.se/media/images/profile/large/244_d19061df35cfc9bc853c2241249ca8a4.jpg

:D

Oh, but I have found you the perfect man:

VK99cB3s-J4

Paul Lekakis; he wants you to go back to his room for some 'boom boom'. :embarrassed

http://www.hellbent-movie.com/images/music/07_jpg.jpg

Hey babe I'd like to talk you, how's about coming back to my room for a little 'boom boom'?

Who could say 'no'? :eek:

EDIT: Lekakis is HIV+ :(

SECOND EDIT: You could still have some 'boom boom'.



Edgy... :cool: