CordedWhelp
04-26-2014, 02:13 AM
In the era of the rediscovery of Minardia and new insights into Minardid people and their society (which has also included cloned found DNA in labs and recreating racially Minardid individuals by inseminating Italian women with them) archaeologists and anthropologists have been a buzz with inspiration and a new fervor for discovery. When we became confident that the find of the century was "had" with all the buzz about Minardia, another old and forgotten folk have been rediscovered: The Chairmanoids.
Cave drawings on Minardia have been the subject of more confusion than anything else for researchers. Many show depictions of bearded men with large foreheads at war with depictions of flat-headed Minardids. These adversaries occur consistently, and old Minardid Epics, which passed down originally from the turkic-stock of Minardia speak of a very specific sort of enemy-race. Originally from the North Sea, Charmanoids are said to have on route to Minardia forge alliance with a race of boar-wolf-men of north-central Europe, known for their adept use of nature-magic and the drinking of a drink of fermented juniper. Mingling and exchanging much in the way of culture and ideas, visions continued to remind them that their journeys were not at an end, and they were to find to the south and east lands of riches and fine wimminz.
There was a period in time when mainland europe gave a narrow but steady pass into what we now call Minardia. These lucky adventurers would find their match in the local Minardids (or Proto-Minardids). Some peace existed for a time, but hybridized offspring were not possible, and fertile offspring were never managed. Chairmanoids from here apparently dissapear from the record. No one knows if they ever had a land of their own.
Charmanoid DNA exists to this day. Examples:
A certain Aprician- 46600 (they are rather taken to an innocuous herb which they refer to as "O'ongour"...
Comedian Jim Gaffigan- 46601
Actor Paul Giamatti- 46602
Ryan Dunn- 46603
It is a curious thing that most famous Chairmanoid celebrities are known for performing arts in some fashion.
If any studious Apricians come across any new finds or information in their digs, please let the Chairmanoid Society know. Thank you.
Cave drawings on Minardia have been the subject of more confusion than anything else for researchers. Many show depictions of bearded men with large foreheads at war with depictions of flat-headed Minardids. These adversaries occur consistently, and old Minardid Epics, which passed down originally from the turkic-stock of Minardia speak of a very specific sort of enemy-race. Originally from the North Sea, Charmanoids are said to have on route to Minardia forge alliance with a race of boar-wolf-men of north-central Europe, known for their adept use of nature-magic and the drinking of a drink of fermented juniper. Mingling and exchanging much in the way of culture and ideas, visions continued to remind them that their journeys were not at an end, and they were to find to the south and east lands of riches and fine wimminz.
There was a period in time when mainland europe gave a narrow but steady pass into what we now call Minardia. These lucky adventurers would find their match in the local Minardids (or Proto-Minardids). Some peace existed for a time, but hybridized offspring were not possible, and fertile offspring were never managed. Chairmanoids from here apparently dissapear from the record. No one knows if they ever had a land of their own.
Charmanoid DNA exists to this day. Examples:
A certain Aprician- 46600 (they are rather taken to an innocuous herb which they refer to as "O'ongour"...
Comedian Jim Gaffigan- 46601
Actor Paul Giamatti- 46602
Ryan Dunn- 46603
It is a curious thing that most famous Chairmanoid celebrities are known for performing arts in some fashion.
If any studious Apricians come across any new finds or information in their digs, please let the Chairmanoid Society know. Thank you.