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Murphy
01-29-2010, 05:30 PM
I am curious. What is your opinion?

I am unsure my self.

Regards,
The Papist.

Gooding
01-29-2010, 05:31 PM
Unless "she" was wearing a strap on dildo at that concert, then "she" is definitely a he.

Rainraven
01-29-2010, 05:37 PM
Photos to help with your decision..

Looks like a penis:

http://www.buzzhollywood.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/b6ccc_lady-gaga-penis-hermaphrodite.jpg

Looks like a vagina:

http://cdn.picapp.com/ftp/Images/3/f/8/f/Lady_Gaga_performs_74f9.jpg

Hmmmmm split personality genitalia? :eek:

Gooding
01-29-2010, 05:38 PM
A hermaphrodite, maybe?

Beorn
01-29-2010, 05:38 PM
Either way it is damn ugly.

Rainraven
01-29-2010, 05:39 PM
A hermaphrodite, maybe?

And she just tucks it between her legs when she's feeling feminine?

:bullet puke

Gooding
01-29-2010, 05:41 PM
And she just tucks it between her legs when she's feeling feminine?

:bullet puke

I'm really trying to keep a straight face...it's not working..:blink::lol00002::laugh:

Loki
01-29-2010, 05:41 PM
Looks like a penis:

http://www.buzzhollywood.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/b6ccc_lady-gaga-penis-hermaphrodite.jpg


It's a shenis! :stop00010:

Tabiti
01-29-2010, 05:42 PM
She says "she" is a hermaphrodite. I've read that somewhere in the newspapers.

Sigrid
01-29-2010, 05:43 PM
I think I read somewhere that she did an interview and stated that she was a hermaphrodite. Regardless, that thing is gross.

(Horrible music as well, by the way)

Cail
01-29-2010, 06:15 PM
Mb she just got a huge clit :D?

anonymaus
01-29-2010, 06:18 PM
We've discussed this at length (even though it's all about girth) before.

http://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?t=11230

MarcvSS
01-29-2010, 06:43 PM
We've discussed this at length (even though it's all about girth) before.

http://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?t=11230
So close the damn thing...

Allenson
01-29-2010, 08:30 PM
I don't think so. I don't know much about her, truth be told. But, I did see an interview one time and she struck me very much as a woman (voice, mannerisms, etc).

She has a woman's physique certainly.

http://www.abdpbt.com/personalfinance/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/0129_lady_gaga.jpg

In the end though, I don't really give a rat's ass one way or the other. ;)

Svanhild
01-29-2010, 08:31 PM
She says "she" is a hermaphrodite. I've read that somewhere in the newspapers.
People say a lot to stay omnipresent in the print- and TV media. She's just another celebrity with attention deficit disorder who covers her commonness with artificial and synthetic appearance and overstated sexual demeanour. And she's a girl.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_j7nO4iNpcsM/ShElLAdr4tI/AAAAAAAAEq8/4rqlbPIeHrw/s400/article-1183174-04EDA091000005DC-923_468x427.jpg
http://popdynamite.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/gaga-kid.jpg
http://www.intouchweekly.com/content/2009/12/LadyGaga1222.jpg

Tabiti
01-29-2010, 08:38 PM
^It's possible for her to lie, but it's possible to have slightly weird hormonal levels, which caused her clit enlargement. However, I find her quite unattractive.
But, who cares? That is POP music!

Monolith
01-29-2010, 08:42 PM
ummm, who cares?

Germanicus
01-29-2010, 08:57 PM
^It's possible for her to lie, but it's possible to have slightly weird hormonal levels, which caused her clit enlargement. However, I find her quite unattractive.
But, who cares? That is POP music!

Ahem, (coughs) i have been around a long time and i have seen an awful lot of sights (coughs loudly) and i have never encountered one that big.(coughs):)

Groenewolf
01-30-2010, 06:08 PM
I could care less about that "lady", she only serves to pull our culture more down the drain.:rolleyes2:

Northern_Paladin
02-03-2010, 10:43 PM
That Ugly Bitch isn't even Human.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrO4YZeyl0I

She's got the most Viewed Video on Youtube though. 100 Million Views.:cool:

I had to stop watching it after 10 secs.

antonio
02-03-2010, 11:07 PM
Call me nasty, but it's not the worse thing I'd looked and eared to. For me is an attractive if not pretty young girl of Jewish features, probably raised up in a family with wealth and musical culture, trying to make a good living by spicing up her average songs with an epatant public image and shocking declarations.

For me the name was the most ridiculous part of the pack (an obvious reference to the song of Queen which bring me more memories) until she gets on with this fake sexual indefinition in words and appendices. In fact I disliked her by her name still I saw her and get on the sympathetic feeling about her I'm here describing. In conclusion, her provocative manners seem to me they're disguising a nice, almost innocent, soul. :)

PD. But I'm not a fan...it's simply that I do not puke on her music. Anglosaxon music in general are far more earable than Spanish one. Here are some successful groups that make you wish to be born deaf. :mad:

antonio
02-03-2010, 11:37 PM
And here comes a crazy paralelism I'm just thinking on: let me introduce you the Spanish 1978 hard-rock equivalent to 2009 pop female singer...the worse thing for its public image, beyond the bizarre make-up of these merry old times, was the fact he becomes the main supporter of the Spanish song writers society, currently involved in a though war against Emule user like all of us.:D So he is no more an old glory of Spanish punk-rock but the heatred man in this country, public at their concerts even indulge on stone throwing at him. But at this days, every Spanish family watching things like these on the unique Spanish TV channel, there was a shock I still remember, it was sick for me and my parents...currently it simply bizarre and sociologically interesting. Notice how comments are disabled on both videos.

Performing live: Cómete una paraguaya - Eat a "paraguaya"?:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MQF3-J4dxE&feature=related
And his stelar appareance on first channel prime time singing "Marica de terciopelo" - "Suede -weared faggot", first interviewed by a famous Spanish journalist:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YTidKohuJU&feature=related
then singing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N53y0xHPqWQ

No comments, or disabled ones :D

d3cimat3d
02-03-2010, 11:44 PM
I guess we'll never know until we see her spread.

antonio
02-03-2010, 11:54 PM
I don't think so. I don't know much about her, truth be told. But, I did see an interview one time and she struck me very much as a woman (voice, mannerisms, etc).

She has a woman's physique certainly.

http://www.abdpbt.com/personalfinance/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/0129_lady_gaga.jpg

In the end though, I don't really give a rat's ass one way or the other. ;)

Just by watching pictures like these, I would take the risk with closed eyes if I had the occasion :D

Jägerstaffel
02-04-2010, 12:52 AM
http://www.celebgossipz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/lady-gaga-ass.jpg

Yes, she makes godawful music.
No, she is not a man.

Majar
02-04-2010, 07:19 AM
Lady Gaga is an untalented woman who produces garbage music, an attention whore with a nice body and an average looking face. She will be forgotten by everyone in 5-10 years or perhaps sooner.

Edit: She probably just has a large mons pubis. The mons pubis is supposed to be fatty. It provides protection of the pubic bone during sexual intercourse. Women's nether regions come in various shapes and sizes. Wikipedia (http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Mons_pubis) has several NSFW photo illustrations to help you with understanding the anatomy of the female pubic region.

Sol Invictus
02-04-2010, 07:25 AM
I'd hit it.

Eldritch
02-04-2010, 06:22 PM
... Gaga plays a girl completely in control and completely comfortable among the dizzying, superficial signifiers of tabloid-era femininity.

This control is most evident in the way Gaga explores and exhibits sexuality. Every half-naked starlet calls her patent-leather thongs "empowering" or argues that her raunchy odes to sexual compliance are, in fact, proof of strength. Gaga trots out similar lines, but there's something fresher at work with her, too.

She talks in interviews about wanting to die husbandless, surrounded by stage props, and about wanting to scare boys rather than arouse them. She wears skimpy clothes, but they blunt, distort, and sharpen the curves of her body—the gender sabotage she admires in Bowie and Grace Jones airlifted to 2009. On the cover of the new Rolling Stone, Gaga appears naked beneath a massive canopy of frizzed-out hair, sprouting bubbles from her skin, with her lips painted to resemble the severely exaggerated pucker of a blow-up doll. The image captures something essential about Lady Gaga: She's an exquisite horror.

(Source.) (http://www.slate.com/id/2220502/)

Could this "gender sabotage" have something to do with so many people thinking she is actually a man?

Loddfafner
02-04-2010, 07:28 PM
I hope I don't catch cooties (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooties) just by opening this thread but I swear, some of you folk need electronic microchips inserted in your brains with a direct link to Snopes, which incidentally declares the rumor of Gaga's hermaphrodism to be false (http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/ladygaga.asp).

Heimmacht
02-04-2010, 07:57 PM
People say a lot to stay omnipresent in the print- and TV media. She's just another celebrity with attention deficit disorder who covers her commonness with artificial and synthetic appearance and overstated sexual demeanour. And she's a girl.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_j7nO4iNpcsM/ShElLAdr4tI/AAAAAAAAEq8/4rqlbPIeHrw/s400/article-1183174-04EDA091000005DC-923_468x427.jpg
http://popdynamite.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/gaga-kid.jpg
http://www.intouchweekly.com/content/2009/12/LadyGaga1222.jpg

As someone who actually has ADD I do not think she is a good representative of the meaning ADD. It does not mean that we seek attention, it's all about problems with giving attention.

antonio
02-04-2010, 08:12 PM
Lady Gaga is an untalented woman who produces garbage music

Lady Gaga tunes lay comfortabely between the music I put on my own Yamaha CD reader and the garbage made of noise I'm often being exposed when I need to leave my sweet home in search of love or money, fame and fortune.


, an attention whore with a nice body and an average looking face. She will be forgotten by everyone in 5-10 years or perhaps sooner.


This is a subjetive statement: I'd always keep a place in my mind for such an extravagant beauty. :cool:



Edit: She probably just has a large mons pubis. The mons pubis is supposed to be fatty. It provides protection of the pubic bone during sexual intercourse. Women's nether regions come in various shapes and sizes. Wikipedia (http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Mons_pubis) has several NSFW photo illustrations to help you with understanding the anatomy of the female pubic region.

She finally gets my attention just right now. :D

Nordish Persephone
02-15-2010, 11:12 PM
She is an ugly gross lesbian IMO.

Troll's Puzzle
02-15-2010, 11:25 PM
Her songs are the best pop to come along in a while. 'Lovegame' is especially good. :)


Lady Gaga is an untalented woman who produces garbage music, an attention whore with a nice body and an average looking face. She will be forgotten by everyone in 5-10 years or perhaps sooner.


what talents do you have? ;)

as for looks, it's good that ugly people with talent can still be successful in today's barbie-doll world (and that didn't stop with phil collins). That's no reason to hate ;)

as for forgotten, nah. she'll be remembered by today's teens in 10+ years posting on youtube 'BRING BACK the 00's!! music now sucks!! long live gaga!!

just like the 90's teens are on 90's vids posting 'MUSIC NOW SUCKS! bring back the 90's! real music!

just like the 80's teens are on 80's vids posting 'MUSIC NOW SUCKS! bring back the 80's! real music!

just like the 70's tee... oh, they can't work their computers. Never mind

Fortis in Arduis
02-15-2010, 11:34 PM
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I like this remix by Dave Aude.

I wanted Lady Gaga to be a tranny, she it really is a girl. :(

The tranny make-up and the avant-garde costumes look great on her.

Eins Zwei Polizei
02-16-2010, 07:47 AM
No, Angelina Germanotta is just an Armenoid-like Southerner lol

http://rericcardo.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/lady-gaga-prima-dopo.jpg

Loki
02-20-2010, 02:06 AM
Finally the feminine proof (http://www.orgasmatrix.com/blog/noticias/chocho-gaga/) everyone's been waiting for??? :coffee:

^^ BE WARNED -- ABOVE LINK IS NOT WORK-SAFE!

Cato
02-20-2010, 03:18 AM
I think she's ugly and has a face like a horse. Dunno about the schlong though.

SilverFish
02-20-2010, 03:28 AM
I would not hit in my opinion. No curves, too pale, and is really moody and likes to start drama.

Nordish Persephone
02-20-2010, 03:30 AM
I would not hit in my opinion. No curves, too pale, and is really moody and likes to start drama.

lady gaga is definitely not pale :rolleyes2:. Don't insult me that way lol.

Jägerstaffel
02-20-2010, 03:31 AM
too pale

Forget that. If that was a qualification for getting laid, I'd be a virgin.

Fortis in Arduis
02-21-2010, 09:05 PM
No, Angelina Germanotta is just an Armenoid-like Southerner lol

http://rericcardo.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/lady-gaga-prima-dopo.jpg

I thought that the Armenoid enclave in Italy was Venice.

Last time I saw a racial map, that was where the Armenoids were.

:coffee:

Ctwentysevenj
09-18-2014, 03:37 AM
I would like to check if she has a pus or a dick:)

Aviator
09-18-2014, 03:42 AM
I think it's an evil alien of sorts.

It's the only logical explanation.

Gustave H
09-18-2014, 03:56 AM
No..