My dirty little secret...

[Aemma]

I love Ikea furniture! :D

[Tabiti]

1. Now I can freely call myself Vegetarian;)
Yes, I DO read articles written by "antifa" vegans and rastafarians, I buy products from the places they visit:D
2. I like Rammstein;
2. I have commies in my family;

[Guapo]

I'm a greedy, money hungry capitalist pig.

[nisse]

My goal in life is to be as useless to society as possible while still doing a lot of work.

[Arne]

I´m too secretive to speak about .. ;)
It´s not a Secret if i tell it.

[Svarog]

I am not a very good person.

[Piparskeggr]

I voted for Gus Hall of the Communist Party in the 1976 US Presidential election as a protest against the major parties...it was my 1st national election. I've voted either Republican or Libertarian since.

[Grey]

I'm a Jew.

[MarcvSS]

I am not a very good person.


I voted for Gus Hall of the Communist Party in the 1976 US Presidential election as a protest against the major parties...it was my 1st national election. I've voted either Republican or Libertarian since. :eek: at both of you...


I'm a Jew.We knew that allready man...:D

[Brynhild]

I love watching Neighbours (http://www.neighbours.com/)! :D:P

[MarcvSS]

I love watching Neighbours (http://www.neighbours.com/)! :D:P:eek: Thats no secret... All women love watching soap-operas/to gossip.

[Falkata]

I´ve a friend from Ivory Coast who is darker than the night

[Tabiti]

I go to RAC and WP music concerts.
I know many "nazis" :D

[Hrimskegg]

When I buy gallon sized orange juice bottles I usually drink them in one sitting. Also, mead is my kryptonite, any bribe (within reason) that includes mead will immediately be accepted (the amount of mead offered is directly proportional to what is and what is not within reason).

[Eldritch]

I love Ikea furniture! :D

The fact that Ingvar Kamprad is, or at least at some point was, the world's richest man is proof that God hates humanity.

If I get something from IKEA and follow the instructions, the result is not a chair or a bookshelf, but rather something that should be displayed in a modern art museum.

[Tolleson]

If I get something from IKEA and follow the instructions, the result is not a chair or a bookshelf, but rather something that should be displayed in a modern art museum.

That's why Aemma gets me to put the shit together. :D

I think I have enough left over parts and pieces that I could make a very nice dog house for the puppy! :thumb001:

[Heimmacht]

I would vote for Wilders just to rebel!

[Praamžius]

I am kind a furfag xD like Krystal can't do anything about it

[Svanhild]

I once met Frank Rennicke and talked with him. :wink

http://www.npd-in-rlp.de/inhalte/image/frank_rennicke_bundespraesidentenkandidat.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Rennicke

[Fortis in Arduis]

My mother had a romantic involvement with Lemmy from Motörhead and he is NOT my father. :eek:

[anonymaus]

My mother had a romantic involvement with Lemmy from Motörhead and he is NOT my father. :eek:

If it's really the case that he's not your father, he intended it that way. No natural force is as strong as Lemmy's supersperm. Lemmy is God.

[Klärchen]

My goal in life is to be as useless to society as possible while still doing a lot of work.
With me it's the other way round... :D

:eek: Thats no secret... All women love watching soap-operas/to gossip.
Not true - I don't! :aufsmaul_2:

[Tabiti]

I watch "Ugly Betty" sometimes;)

[MarcvSS]

I go to RAC and WP music concerts.
I know many "nazis" :D:eek: Oh you naughty girl.

[Radojica]

I am not a very good person.

Aye my Serbian brother, we share the same secret then :sherlock:

[HawkR]

I'm considering to go to Afghanistan after the military.

[Birka]

I am very good at doing nothing. I just retired.

[Radojica]

I am very good at doing nothing. I just retired.

Congratulation :thumbs up! Here's something for good luck

http://vukajlija.com/attached_images/0014/6027/proteza_thumb.jpg

:p

[Germanicus]

When i was staying in a Guest house in Milton keynes a few years ago a fellow long term guest always hogged the TV in the lounge, saying: "i was here first bonny lad, i'm watching BBC1 all night"
This went on for weeks, he finished work before all of us builders so he watched his programmes totally.
Usually i let things go and settle for the easy life, but i hatched a plan to get revenge on his arrogance.
One morning i got up early, i went to the bathroom and peed n a milk bottle, the idiots room was down the hall.
When he went down for his breakfast i poured the contents in his bed and pulled the covers over hiding the wet.
The next morning when i sat at my table for breakfast, the landlady said: "Martin has left".
She said: and do you know what? "he peed the bed and denied it to me".

This is my secret...this happened perhaps 15 years ago, now it is'nt a secret.

[Eldritch]

Lemmy has "romantic involvements" :eek:

[Equinox]

Lemmy has "romantic involvements" :eek:

Fortis' mother was a groupie? :eek:

My secret: I've been mistaken for an Englishman so often over the past few weeks that I've lost all faith in the perceptions of others.

Another secret: I like kinky sex.

[Frigga]

My dirty little secret???


I smoke Nat Sherman's cigarettes........

:embarrassed

[Hrimskegg]

I'm loading mead into my oatmeal thermos...

[Germanicus]

My dirty little secret???


I smoke Nat Sherman's cigarettes........

:embarrassed

Before or after sex?....:)

[Nordish Persephone]

I stole a couple of glasses of wine from my parents and liked it! :thumb001:

[Germanicus]

An apprentice soaked my comfy chair purposely so i would get a wet arse at work one day, to get him back i waited....and waited and waited.
Then one day weeks after, i got his thermos flask which was empty and in his snack bag, i pasted porno images onto it, knowing his mother always takes it out of his bag to wash it.:eek:

[Aemma]

I'm coming out of the closet: I am a Nickelback fan. :p

Here's to all their fans, closeted or otherwise, out there:

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[Arrow Cross]

I once met Frank Rennicke and talked with him. :wink

http://www.npd-in-rlp.de/inhalte/image/frank_rennicke_bundespraesidentenkandidat.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Rennicke
And how's that "dirty" in any way? He seems like a rarely decent German.

[Lulletje Rozewater]

I love Ikea furniture! :D

If that is your finger I am all for it:cool:

http://www.ikea.com/nl/nl/

[Sol Invictus]

I'm coming out of the closet: I am a Nickelback fan. :p


Oh hell yeah.

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[Radojica]

I was smuggling cigarettes from Montenegro during '98 which I was buying from an ALbanian :rolleyes:

[Lars]

I'm coming out of the closet: I am a Nickelback fan. :p

I guess you're safe in North American but if you come to Europe be prepared to get rocks thrown at you.

P7F3O6WYfHQ


My dirty little secret is that I fairly often read children's books. :) For instance I have the seven Harry Potter books in a chest and His Dark Material books as a boxed set. The Harry Potter chest works great as a bookend. :D

P.S. I also love South Park and Futurama. <3
P.P.S. I must be honest with you guys. Nickelback is just ghastly and I'd love to hammer smash their faces into a bloody pulp.

[Aemma]

I guess you're safe in North American but if you come to Europe be prepared to get rocks thrown at you.

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My dirty little secret is that I fairly often read children's books. :) For instance I have the seven Harry Potter books in a chest and His Dark Material books as a boxed set. The Harry Potter chest works great as a bookend. :D

P.S. I also love South Park and Futurama. <3
P.P.S. I must be honest with you guys. Nickelback is just ghastly and I'd love to hammer smash their faces into a bloody pulp.

Well this is why I've posted this under this thread heading! ;) No harm, no foul, Lars. :) We all have dirty little secrets. :P :D


EDIT: Oh and I also like ABBA and Madonna and Raffi! :P :D

[Lars]

EDIT: Oh and I also like ABBA and Madonna and Raffi! :P :D

Which women don't like ABBA and Madonna? Too bad I went to the barber earlier today or else I'd would have told him your secrets. :D I heard those guys like to gossip but we just talking about the lovely weather and football. ;D

[Bloodeagle]

I like to watch Heroes! :D

http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/2200000/Heroes-S3-Wallpaper-heroes-2273650-1280-800.jpg

[Lars]

Reading this thread made me realise how big a snob I really am.

[Äike]

When in the car or just listening to the radio, I always listen only to the Klassika raadio (http://klassikaraadio.err.ee/listen?lang=_eng)(Classical radio) channel.

[SuuT]

I've only felt genuine hate once in my life.

[Baron Samedi]

I don't know where my life is heading, and I haven't for the past few years.

[W. R.]

I am unemployed now, but a month or so ago I still was a correspondent of a local state newspaper, thus technically I was an "ideological worker". :spy:

[The Ripper]

I am unemployed now, but a month or so ago I still was a correspondent of a local state newspaper, thus technically I was an "ideological worker". :spy:

Were you fired because of bourgeois nationalism? :D

[W. R.]

Were you fired because of bourgeois nationalism? :DYou can say so. I didn't hide my views and often trolled my boss (and - what is more important - his bosses) in different ways (an attempt to register a youth organisation, participation in the elections etc.). Very often trolling was successful. :tongue In the end I gave up and wrote a resignation. The poor boss signed the resignation and resigned himself one week later. :naughty2:

[Wölfin]

I... I... Watch Gossip Girl *hangs head in shame*. And I ordered the complete boxset for the books. I feel like a sicko every time I plunge in to that universe.

[SuuT]

I don't know where my life is heading, and I haven't for the past few years.

If you're not mindful, it'll go where it goes without you.

[Fortis in Arduis]

You can say so. I didn't hide my views and often trolled my boss (and - what is more important - his bosses) in different ways (an attempt to register a youth organisation, participation in the elections etc.). Very often trolling was successful. :tongue In the end I gave up and wrote a resignation. The poor boss signed the resignation and resigned himself one week later. :naughty2:

What a world you live in.

I am only happy that nationalism is not so heavily criminalised in the UK as it is in some other countries.

[W. R.]

What a world you live in.

I am only happy that nationalism is not so heavily criminalised in the UK as it is in some other countries.Well, it's not exactly about nationalism. It's about thinking differently. I think the term totalitarianism-light (like Coca Cola light :biggrin:) describes the regime quite well. If you work in state bodies you are supposed to be loyal to the regime or at least neutral. If you declare that you are not loyal, be ready that you won't stay "in the system" for too long.

P.S. My former job sucked.

[Lulletje Rozewater]

I don't know where my life is heading, and I haven't for the past few years.

At 93 you are heading for a coffin.:eek:

Remember:You are a pearl built by pain around a grain of salt. Is salt not the sweat of a unique man.

[Lithium]

I am too emotional, but I'm trying to hide it from the world.

[Fintorah]

I own a small home-based computer building/maintenance business. That's a secret, because I haven't had customers in weeks and have decided I hate computers.

[Laudanum]

I can't live without my guitar. :P

[Germanicus]

Quite a few years ago i left the pub around 10ish, i drove my car to the local Chinese takeaway, whereupon i ordered my meal, received it, and jumped into my car depositing it in the passenger seat.
I started the car up, put it in first and drove straight into a parked motor cycle in front of me.
Gathering my wits i turned off my lights and engaged warp drive.:(

[anonymaus]

I often thank Dok's posts after reading his sig, forgetting whatever was in the post. :D

[Fortis in Arduis]

Following on from Germanicus:

I once went to a pub on the corner of the street where I was born in London.

The bar staff continuously overcharged me as I drank successive sloe gins.

So, I went to the bog, and pushed four bog rolls under, round and over the u-bend.

I then pulled the chain, and to complete my work added some more bog roll and shat.

Scat revenge! :D

[Äike]

Once when quite drunk, I saw a very attractive Russian woman and tried to flirt with her. (Luckily?) the language barrier ruined my plans.

[Tabiti]

I vomited few times on very central downtown places when drunk (well, at least I always manage to found some bushes). But, hey, this is not a secret I guess :D

[poiuytrewq0987]

Once when quite drunk, I saw a very attractive Russian woman and tried to flirt with her. (Luckily?) the language barrier ruined my plans.

You live in Estonia and you don't know Russian?! :coffee: ;)

[Grumpy Cat]

I enjoy rap and hip-hop music.

I think people knew that though.

[Äike]

You live in Estonia and you don't know Russian?! :coffee: ;)

That's right, I live in a city where Estonians are a minority and I speak lousy Russian. :cool:

[Germanicus]

On a building site in Leeds city centre a few years ago, a work colleague and i were picked on by the site management every day for safety checks, the checks were unecessary as it was a typical ploy by the builders to slow us down because their part of the building work was behind schedule.
For revenge my friend kept watch as i emptied a bottle of fresh urine into their hot water urn they used for making tea.:coffee:

[Fortis in Arduis]

For revenge my friend kept watch as i emptied a bottle of fresh urine into their hot water urn they used for making tea.:coffee:

It is sometimes the ONLY way to do it.

I kept a poo-in-a-box frozen in my freezer at one time, in case it was ever needed!!! :lightbul:

[Germanicus]

It is sometimes the ONLY way to do it.

I kept a poo-in-a-box frozen in my freezer at one time, in case it was ever needed!!! :lightbul:


Hmmmmmmm that is extreme even for a tough old hairy arsed Plumber like me..:)...i believe fresh is best, not frozen...:thumb001:

[Jamt]

What a world you live in.

I am only happy that nationalism is not so heavily criminalised in the UK as it is in some other countries.


You make me worry. You have never been sailor but still you care somewhat and this is all you got?

[Ulf]

I am a Pensylwanian Iranian.

[Zankapfel]

I am ashamed of my [inexistent] English skills.
And all other languages other than mine, I have a speech impediment that's taken me years to overcome.

[Lulletje Rozewater]

On a building site in Leeds city centre a few years ago, a work colleague and i were picked on by the site management every day for safety checks, the checks were unecessary as it was a typical ploy by the builders to slow us down because their part of the building work was behind schedule.
For revenge my friend kept watch as i emptied a bottle of fresh urine into their hot water urn they used for making tea.:coffee:

Holy cow,that reminds me.
I worked for the Swiss Bank corporation in Berne.
One of my friends was the Iranian First Secretary -Jimmy- both of us disliked the Brits.
We were invited to a cock-tail party at the British Embassy.
Drinking -drinking and drinking Grolsch beer.
Then finally it was time to go.
The Consul and us were the last one.
Jimmy decided to have one last toast on the Brit. Empire.
We went to the Kitchen got hold of 3 Grlosch-Jimmy opened one with his teeth threw about a quarter out of the bottle and peed in it-closed the bottle. We went back to the sitting room.Opened all 3 and gave the one bottle to the Consul.
"To your health,sir,he said.
After a few minutes the Consul looked at us smiling and remarked:"Funny that the last drink always tastes the best"
Yeah-Yeah we answered.
In the car we pissed ourselves.
"Hope you liked my piss Mr Consul" was the last I heard Jimmy say.
To think that the Iranians still begrudge the Birts.

[Don]

Sometimes I "release" farts.

[W. R.]

When I find my nails too long, I don't cut them but just bite them off.

Probably this thing is neither secret nor dirty enough to post here... :chin:

[Zyklop]

I had a Polish caretaker who some years ago presented me with two bottles of Polish beer for taking care of some tasks in the house while he was on holiday in Warsaw.

[Germanicus]

Sometimes when i make a cup of tea for mrs Germanicus and myself, i cut 2 slices of cake.
For rewarding myself for this chore, i always have the bigger slice;)

[julie]

I believe my oldest teenage son is an alien...lol :D

[Grumpy Cat]

Sometimes I "release" farts.

Who doesn't?

The key is, like George Carlin said, to engage in an act of subtrifuge.

"Hey! Is that Golf Digest???"

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[Allenson]

I should have been a Mormon.

[Germanicus]

When i had to give a valuation for my BMW to my solicitor for the settlement i had to give my exwife, i took it to a garage i had done business with before, we sat down had a coffee, we bullshitted a while then i told him what i wanted in exchange for future business.
He told me what he thought it was worth, i said "no that is too high" he said "how low do you want it"?
Suffice to say, i got away with a bundle, do i feel remorse? not a chance..:)

[Tolleson]

I believe my oldest teenage son is an alien...lol :D

Aren't they all? :eek: :p

[Svipdag]

If you really were 93, you'd know.

_________________________________________________
Delendus est Islam

[Svipdag]

I understand and like Yiddish jokes.

_______________________________________
Delendus est Islam !

[tired]

I really fancy my mates mum

[anonymaus]

I just don't give a fuck.

[Svanhild]

I once drown an annoying house fly in hot candle wax.

[Jarl]

I once drown an annoying house fly in hot candle wax.

Very German :embarrassed

[Tabiti]

I once drown an annoying house fly in hot candle wax.
I used to catch flies in empty cassette boxes and did various experiments with them:D

[Svanhild]

Very German :embarrassed
If I recall correctly the fly entered the flat trough the eastward window. And she attempted to eat, hence steal, some bits of my honey loaf. Putting all evidence together it's perfectly possible that my guest was a Polish fly.

She got what she deserved. :laugh:

[Daos]

I used to catch flies in empty cassette boxes and did various experiments with them:D

:icon_eek:

I did most of my experiments on grasshoppers - head transplants, leg transplants, you name it!

http://kangaroons.webs.com/madscientist.jpg

I am horrified by the lack of empathy I displayed... Or have I been brainwashed in the meantime?http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/p/paranoid.gif

[Sabinae]

I sometimes fancy aggressive behaviour, I think... ;) I couldnt kill a fly today, but i burnt her wings and let her go afterwards :)

[Lulletje Rozewater]

If I recall correctly the fly entered the flat trough the eastward window. And she attempted to eat, hence steal, some bits of my honey loaf. Putting all evidence together it's perfectly possible that my guest was a Polish fly.

She got what she deserved. :laugh:

My Dutch "fly" was oversexed

[Aemma]

My Dutch "fly" was oversexed

What about your Spanish fly? :p

[Lulletje Rozewater]

What about your Spanish fly? :p:D:D
Spilled my coffee,just about choked.
I was not expecting that one and so early in the morning.
:)

[Bloodeagle]

A company I worked for had this, "safety man", who would go around and make life hard on us guys. We would be working away and he would come to inspect our Personal Protective Equipment, looking for any excuse to right you up and send you home for the day.
After a few months of this safety nazi, we decided to play a prank on him.
I snuck around the back of his truck and put this on his bumper.
http://mikemooers.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/celebrate_diversity_500.jpg
He drove back and forth with this sticker for a few days before he removed it.
Everybody on the job sure did notice!:D
He left for another job shortly after.

[Sol Invictus]

I am slightly turned on by Pallantides

[Sabinae]

I like to watch porn...

[poiuytrewq0987]

I like to watch porn...

Hot.

[jerney]

When I was a teenager me and my friends would do annoying stuff like look up people in the phone book with the surname "Hess", call it, then ask if Rudolf was home. Since this was in America, not many people got it, but it still amused me. One of the times we called and asked for Rudolf the lady said "hold on" and then a kid came to the phone. lol.

[Vulpix]

I like to watch porn...

Let's turn it the other way: hands up who doesn't :D!

[Svanhild]

When I was a teenager me and my friends would do annoying stuff like look up people in the phone book with the surname "Hess", call it, then ask if Rudolf was home. Since this was in America, not many people got it, but it still amused me. One of the times we called and asked for Rudolf the lady said "hold on" and then a kid came to the phone. lol.

Romano-Lukas Hitler. Call him. :D

http://www3.dastelefonbuch.de/?la=de&bi=112&kw=Hitler&taoid=00001010000001110051421095900001001101&ort_ok=1&vert_ok=1&buab=384100&cifav=0&mdest=sec3.www3%2Csec4.www4%2Csec1.www1%2Csec2.www 2&cmd=detail&recSelected=0&recuid=T2FLGFOONNZ4JQXX73ZCYHTQGMVZ2YJJGIBQYEMLAE&searchid=13111_1453_20100514210959184_715736269059 31_11&sp=51&aktion=38

An other rather dirty little secret: I'd love to seduce two members of the board. One male, one female. :wink I'll tell no names, of course.

[SuuT]

I am Foxie's Tomtar.

[RoyBatty]

I like to watch porn...

Who doesn't :D :thumb001:

[Wölfin]

Sometimes I wish I'd get attacked so I could get in to a real fight.

[Grumpy Cat]

Sometimes I wish I'd get attacked so I could get in to a real fight.

Eh you don't want to get in a fight. I've been in a few.

[Wölfin]

Eh you don't want to get in a fight. I've been in a few.

Just happens when I have extreme bouts of rage and aggression... I'm considering taking up boxing though, might be more productive for everyone.

[poiuytrewq0987]

When I was a teenager me and my friends would do annoying stuff like look up people in the phone book with the surname "Hess", call it, then ask if Rudolf was home. Since this was in America, not many people got it, but it still amused me. One of the times we called and asked for Rudolf the lady said "hold on" and then a kid came to the phone. lol.

Have you ever asked for Adolf when calling people who have Hitler surname? :D :D

[Germanicus]

Sometimes i give Brodicus and Poppyona treats before their meals without Mrs Germanicus finding out, but when she accuses me of feeding them i deny it..:(

[Grumpy Cat]

I downloaded this song, put it on my iPod, and have it on repeat.

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Thanks Osweo...

[RoyBatty]

Just happens when I have extreme bouts of rage and aggression... I'm considering taking up boxing though, might be more productive for everyone.

How about football / soccer.... great for getting rid of all that extra energy :)

[Grumpy Cat]

How about football / soccer.... great for getting rid of all that extra energy :)

I'd say hockey... it's good for that and it is violent.

[Matritensis]

Once I slept in a dog's house...yeah I know,don't look at me like that! Gosh,what a bizarre night that was.

[Sabinae]

Once I slept in a dog's house...yeah I know,don't look at me like that! Gosh,what a bizarre night that was.

But it must of been a big doghouse...in Romania the doghouses are small, i wouldnt fit there...only my legs probably :eek:

[Wölfin]

How about football / soccer.... great for getting rid of all that extra energy :)


I'd say hockey... it's good for that and it is violent.
Good suggestions... I'll think about it. But I also know boxing could be a good fit ;)

lol @ the doghouse story. Someone I know once ended up sleeping in a park in Amsterdam with a bunch of prostitutes, because she was too drunk to remember where her hotel was. Good times.

[poiuytrewq0987]

I've had this dream many times before where I'd meet this insanely hot babe but she wouldn't fuck me. I'd just keep following her, talking to her, but there was this hopelessness, this despair which came from no sex with her. I would just keep moving towards her but she'd keep moving away from me. :cry2

[poiuytrewq0987]

But it must of been a big doghouse...in Romania the doghouses are small, i wouldnt fit there...only my legs probably :eek:

I dunno about Spanish doghouses but American doghouses:

http://www.boulderwindowcleaners.com/assets/mansion.jpg

:p

[poiuytrewq0987]

Good suggestions... I'll think about it. But I also know boxing could be a good fit ;)

lol @ the doghouse story. Someone I know once ended up sleeping in a park in Amsterdam with a bunch of prostitutes, because she was too drunk to remember where her hotel was. Good times.

Lesbo prostitute? :D

[Wölfin]

I dunno about Spanish doghouses but American doghouses:

http://www.boulderwindowcleaners.com/assets/mansion.jpg

:p

Luxury British dog hotel http://www.dog-hotel.co.uk/


Lesbo prostitute? :D

No... she wasn't a lesbian, and as far as she remembers she somehow ended up with a group of them leaving their workplace or some bizarre story like that. She partied with them.

[Aemma]

I am slightly turned on by Pallantides

:rolleyes: Only slightly? Come on! Be a man! Fess up! :D

[Lulletje Rozewater]

I like to watch porn...

That is cheap stuff :D

[Lulletje Rozewater]

Romano-Lukas Hitler. Call him. :D

http://www3.dastelefonbuch.de/?la=de&bi=112&kw=Hitler&taoid=00001010000001110051421095900001001101&ort_ok=1&vert_ok=1&buab=384100&cifav=0&mdest=sec3.www3%2Csec4.www4%2Csec1.www1%2Csec2.www 2&cmd=detail&recSelected=0&recuid=T2FLGFOONNZ4JQXX73ZCYHTQGMVZ2YJJGIBQYEMLAE&searchid=13111_1453_20100514210959184_715736269059 31_11&sp=51&aktion=38

An other rather dirty little secret: I'd love to seduce two members of the board. One male, one female. :wink I'll tell no names, of course.

Make sure he is not gay to stop him from using sex tools and she is not a Nymph,to prevent you using alternative current.

[Lulletje Rozewater]

How about football / soccer.... great for getting rid of all that extra energy :)

Or cricket,plenty of balls to vent your anger on.:cool:

[hannah]

i love Carry On films

[Aemma]

I like Molly Ringwald films. :D It makes us about even, hannah. ;) :D

[Treffie]

I really enjoy watching Trash TV, especially The Jerry Springer Show and Big Brother. In fact, I'll even set the timer so that it comes on automatically if I forget :embarrassed

[jerney]

Romano-Lukas Hitler. Call him. :D

http://www3.dastelefonbuch.de/?la=de&bi=112&kw=Hitler&taoid=00001010000001110051421095900001001101&ort_ok=1&vert_ok=1&buab=384100&cifav=0&mdest=sec3.www3%2Csec4.www4%2Csec1.www1%2Csec2.www 2&cmd=detail&recSelected=0&recuid=T2FLGFOONNZ4JQXX73ZCYHTQGMVZ2YJJGIBQYEMLAE&searchid=13111_1453_20100514210959184_715736269059 31_11&sp=51&aktion=38


lol I just saw this post now. I'd actually do it if i wasn't in Germany.

[Smaland]

When I was a teenager me and my friends would do annoying stuff like look up people in the phone book with the surname "Hess", call it, then ask if Rudolf was home. Since this was in America, not many people got it, but it still amused me. One of the times we called and asked for Rudolf the lady said "hold on" and then a kid came to the phone. lol.

This reminds me of the old Prince-Albert-in-a-can joke. Prince Albert tobacco is a pipe tobacco sold in America, and it is often packaged in cans.

The brand is the basis of a practical joke, usually made in the form of a prank call. The prankster typically calls a store and asks if they have "Prince Albert in a can." When the unsuspecting clerk responds "yes" (because the tobacco is typically packaged in a can, though other forms of packaging also existed), the caller follows up with, "Well, you'd better let him out!" or "Then why don't you let him out!?"

There are also variants of the joke involving King Edward brand cigars (named for Edward VII) and Martha White brand flour. The prank caller inquires if the store has "King Edward in a box" or "Martha White in a bag." (from the Wikipedia article on Prince Albert tobacco) :D

[NordicPower]

I'm a Yakut...;)

[Osweo]

I'm a Yakut...;)

Doroobo! Min atym Osweo. En atym kimiy? :D

[Óttar]

Doroobo! Min atym Osweo. En atym kimiy? :D
Türkçe bilmanyorum. :(

:D

[whirlwind]

I had a threesome with one of my close [male] friends and his girlfriend. Recently. It was very strange for me, I have never identified as bisexual, but it was a full on threesome, no short cuts. Suddenly she whipped out these velcro straps with hooks and rope and managed to tie me down to the bed, I was afraid of what she'd do so I motioned for her to get my field dagger and scratch me with it all over, drawing blood. I like knife-play.
http://i52.tinypic.com/30sggh0.jpg
She was sleepy by then. She's cute though.

Hey, it says "dirty" secret ;)

[Arne]

Hey, it says "dirty" secret ;)
It´s not a Secret anymore.

[whirlwind]

^no shit lol

[Turkophagos]

Hey, it says "dirty" secret ;)



Sounds like an ordinary day at work to me.

[Magister Eckhart]

Whirlwind wins the thread. I can't think of any guilty pleasure of mine as remotely degenerate as a ménage à trois.

What I was going to say was that I listen to No Remorse and Screwdriver, I use the word "nigger" in conversation, and I occasionally take my tea without milk. That's really the extent of what I hide from both my far-right and mainstream acquaintances.

[Don]

I like knife-play.


Knife are for girls, gays, moors, gypsies...

I have a beautiful scar in my chest, near my heart, done by a just carefully sharped Toledo Sword of my family in some dangerous sword-play years ago.

It could have been fatal... I would have been an honorable death by the sword, like many ancestors.

Some of them kept the blow of my cousin (now in jail for some dark matter with sharp edges as well) 2 centimeters left of the "big prize point". I guess they have better plans and enemies with whom expend my precious Cristiano Viejo life.

Men play with swords, not knifes.

Whirldwind's threesome party was one with 3 girls.

[whirlwind]

Knife are for girls, gays, moors, gypsies...

I have a beautiful scar in my chest, near my heart, done by a just carefully sharped Toledo Sword of my family in some dangerous sword-play years ago.

It could have been fatal... I would have been an honorable death by the sword, like many ancestors.

Some of them kept the blow of my cousin (now in jail for some dark matter with sharp edges as well) 2 centimeters left of the "big prize point". I guess they have better plans and enemies with whom expend my precious Cristiano Viejo life.

Men play with swords, not knifes.

Whirldwind's threesome party was one with 3 girls.

Ahem, it was a field dagger kthx. Can't fit a sword into my bag. I call it the "aorta slasher" because its perfectly suited to make it right thru the ribs. I prefer my scythe, bitches.

[whirlwind]

Whirlwind wins the thread. I can't think of any guilty pleasure of mine as remotely degenerate as a ménage à trois.
.

I think the knifeplay was the kinky part. Honestly the ménage felt really...scientific. I felt like I wasn't really there and was just observing an experiment, and believe it or not my friend [the dude] had the same look, like we were both thinking "is this shit really happening? for real? weird" and anytime I did anything with the girl I felt neutral, like it was nothing, not sexual. I don't know how to explain it.

[Wölfin]

^ I've never really been interested in taking part in a threesome for that very reason. It feels too impersonal. Not to mention it seems like it would be esp at times awkward, either only one person would be receiving all the attention, or you're going around like a headless hen trying to divide your attention and that just doesn't seem right.
If I have trouble connected with a single partner I'm not particularly warm to, I can only imagine the difficulty of connecting with two.

[whirlwind]

^ I've never really been interested in taking part in a threesome for that very reason. It feels too impersonal. Not to mention it seems like it would be esp at times awkward, either only one person would be receiving all the attention, or you're going around like a headless hen trying to divide your attention and that just doesn't seem right.
If I have trouble connected with a single partner I'm not particularly warm to, I can only imagine the difficulty of connecting with two.

It was impersonal. Luckily Lex [the dude] and I hooked up alone earlier that day, so there was some sexual rapport, but I could tell he was overwhelmed and disconnected during the 3some compared to when we were together alone.
Honestly though, I adore them both, so it was easier than it could have been if I wasn't close with them.
I could never have a 3some with people I wasn't close to. But it lacked the fireworks that are usually the entire draw of sex. I felt like Lex and I were putting on a show and his gf was the only one who wasn't mentally removed.
Afterwards we all slept in my bed and watched The Atomic Bomb Movie and discussed WW2, lol, and snuggled.
It really felt friendly more than sexual. For a moment I understood how people could have 3 way relationships, but I also realized that my hypothesis was correct: it can't be done with the same level of intensity that a regular monogamous relationship is done.
It inherently dilutes things, which may appeal to some people but for me nothing is better than that red hot intensity you feel when you are sharing something so deep with one person.
What made it a bit weirder was the fact that they were the ones in a relationship, and she was the one who basically set Lex and I up [she knew he had liked me for years and said she didn't want to deny him the chance to be with me when I was finally single] and I wasn't sure how far he and I were allowed to go, intimacy wise, in the moment.
Like, he spooned me the whole night as we slept and I wondered if that was wrong, if he should have turned towards her or something.
I tried to convince her she didn't want to do it, that it wasn't fair to her, but she seemed supremely OK with everything. I dunno man, I'm rambling because I'm still processing it, it was very out of character for me. I'm honestly not even sure i'm totally straight anymore, lol.

[Wölfin]

It was impersonal. Luckily Lex [the dude] and I hooked up alone earlier that day, so there was some sexual rapport, but I could tell he was overwhelmed and disconnected during the 3some compared to when we were together alone.
Honestly though, I adore them both, so it was easier than it could have been if I wasn't close with them.
I could never have a 3some with people I wasn't close to. But it lacked the fireworks that are usually the entire draw of sex. I felt like Lex and I were putting on a show and his gf was the only one who wasn't mentally removed.
Afterwards we all slept in my bed and watched The Atomic Bomb Movie and discussed WW2, lol, and snuggled.
It really felt friendly more than sexual. For a moment I understood how people could have 3 way relationships, but I also realized that my hypothesis was correct: it can't be done with the same level of intensity that a regular monogamous relationship is done.
It inherently dilutes things, which may appeal to some people but for me nothing is better than that red hot intensity you feel when you are sharing something so deep with one person.
What made it a bit weirder was the fact that they were the ones in a relationship, and she was the one who basically set Lex and I up [she knew he had liked me for years and said she didn't want to deny him the chance to be with me when I was finally single] and I wasn't sure how far he and I were allowed to go, intimacy wise, in the moment.
Like, he spooned me the whole night as we slept and I wondered if that was wrong, if he should have turned towards her or something.
I tried to convince her she didn't want to do it, that it wasn't fair to her, but she seemed supremely OK with everything. I dunno man, I'm rambling because I'm still processing it, it was very out of character for me. I'm honestly not even sure i'm totally straight anymore, lol.

I agree to an extent, and most of what you say makes sense (friendly vs sexual etc.) although I think the dynamic may be different from case to case depending on the level of intensity pe-existing between the partners. For people like you and I (read Aquarians) who are strongly monogamous in a sense (or serially monogamous at least in regards to str8 Aqu woman :D ) by nature, group sex is bound to be lacking.

But I imagine it would be extremely different for someone who has the capacity from the get go to have strong feelings for more than one person at the same time. In that case however its likely to become a "focus" dynamic, as mentioned before. Sexually speaking any other dynamic seems like it would be unsatisfactory emotionally and physically.

Idek if this makes sense.

[Sol Invictus]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:E_39GyGe-901pM:http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/stoner_i_came.jpg&t=1

[Germanicus]

I had a threesome with one of my close [male] friends and his girlfriend. Recently. It was very strange for me, I have never identified as bisexual, but it was a full on threesome, no short cuts. Suddenly she whipped out these velcro straps with hooks and rope and managed to tie me down to the bed, I was afraid of what she'd do so I motioned for her to get my field dagger and scratch me with it all over, drawing blood. I like knife-play.
http://i52.tinypic.com/30sggh0.jpg
She was sleepy by then. She's cute though.

Hey, it says "dirty" secret ;)


Once is cool, twice is kinky.... :)

[Aemma]

Heh, yeah I suppose liking IKEA furniture can't top this by a long shot! :P :D

Not quite what I had in mind for this thread, but whatever....

[Grumpy Cat]

I'm not Acadian, I'm really Maghrebi. :p

/inside joke

[Brynhild]

Heh, yeah I suppose liking IKEA furniture can't top this by a long shot! :P :D

Not quite what I had in mind for this thread, but whatever....

I can't imagine liking Neighbours as being right up there, either, somehow...:(

[Wyn]

I can't imagine liking Neighbours as being right up there, either, somehow...:(

Neighbours is acceptable. Home & Away? Well...

[AussieScott]

Fly secret.

Couple of times(possibly intoxicated), with a real thin piece of string, I tied it to the neck of a fly with a weave knot. They fly round in circles and you can fly them round like a pet dog. At the end you can pull the weave knot and it's off with there head.

Naughty secret

I met an old friend who was married, but left her husband and became Lesbian for a few years. Any way I turned her Bi, cougar, with an unmeasurable hunger for young men. After 20 years of marriage I was the first man to give the O. Yes I was shocked. What's worse is my Mum found out, strangely she looked proud and amused at the same time.

Naughty secret I regret not acting upon sort of.

When I was in the Army, I was training with some navy chicks, both Lesbians/Bi offered me you know what. My partner who's now my wife was pregnant with my son, so I had to play dumb and not proceed. I always think what if......

Does any one find it that way your single and it's a drought, your married or together and it literally gets thrown in your face like a dog to a bone?

[Vasconcelos]

Naughty secret I regret not acting upon sort of.

When I was in the Army, I was training with some navy chicks, both Lesbians/Bi offered me you know what. My partner who's now my wife was pregnant with my son, so I had to play dumb and not proceed. I always think what if......

You shouldn't, you did the right thing.
I also think you shouldn't be proud of it either, simply because no one should feel proud to do the right thing, but rather feeling ashamed if failing to do so.


But that's me, I'm honourbound and my word is worth gold.

[The Journeyman]

Yup, ladies like the attached guys. Probably because they act more confident when they're getting vag regularly from the girlfriend.

[Zankapfel]

I'm not in a happy place right now.
I talk too much, I behave erratically, I get sidetracked easily and at times, I seem to be unable to give a damn about what truly mattered before.
It doesn't feel like myself, and I think I'm even starting to look different.
I hope it's just a phase because I don't like this person that's taken over, and I think I might need help.

[CelticTemplar]

I used to be a communist.

[Turkophagos]

I used to be a communist.

That's nothing, I was raised Stalinist.

[Guapo]

I am Stalin's great grandson

[Tom Cat]

I don't have any dirty little secrets. ;)

If I did, I sure wouldn't reveal them here. :p

[Germanicus]

I don't have any dirty little secrets. ;)

If I did, I sure wouldn't reveal them here. :p


I have lots of terrible little secrets, you just have to catch me in the right mood to share them... not that i am embarrassed about them. :)

[Tom Cat]

I have lots of terrible little secrets, you just have to catch me in the right mood to share them... not that i am embarrassed about them. :)

Oh, I have secrets too. Just not "dirty little secrets". ;)

And they wouldn't be secrets any longer if I revealed them, now would they? :)

[Radojica]

I used to be a communist.


That's nothing, I was raised Stalinist.


I am Stalin's great grandson

I was the last generation of Tito's little pioneers, I even got red scarf :eusa_shifty:

Something like this

http://inlinethumb09.webshots.com/4360/2747758760086430849S425x425Q85.jpg

:rolleyes2:

[Grumpy Cat]

I like this song:

D7GW8TYCEG4

[Germanicus]

A few years ago my friends and i were in a Brit white water rafting team, the other teams were from all over Europe, the event was held in Nottingham and was sponsored by my friends German company.

We did pretty well against the other teams and we were in different semi finals with handicapped rafts(one woman) (two women in the raft)

We lost our mens only semi final so all was left was the one woman in the raft, two women in the raft semi finals.

Suffice to say we won one of the semis and went on to win the final, this meant our team would win a cup.

The night prior to the final and prize giving we were having beers in our tent, conversation turned to the opposition; how could we do a totally Brit gesture that would rattle the Belgian finalists?

Then i came to one of us...we would steal the Belgian flag from the European flags inside the water rafting centre...Like a scene from "The Great Escape" 3 of us broke into the centre, and i volunteered to untie and steal it.

After we had beaten the Belgians we gathered in the prize giving area and waited for all the winning teams to receive their cups....we waited and waited, then it came over the microphone that whoever had stolen the Belgian flag please return it to allow the prizegiving to finish....there they had us, they knew it was us.. the game was up..Cowardly we gave the flag to one of our female team members and she returned it to an official.:embarrassed

[Jamt]

I was the last generation of Tito's little pioneers, I even got red scarf :eusa_shifty:

Something like this

http://inlinethumb09.webshots.com/4360/2747758760086430849S425x425Q85.jpg

:rolleyes2:

Can you disamble and reasamble your AK with a blindfold on?

I know former Yugos who braggs of that from their Yugo-hitler youth childhood.

[Germanicus]

Can you desamble and reasamble your AK whit a blindfold on?


With a Brit heckling you...:D

[Radojica]

Can you disamble and reasamble your AK with a blindfold on?

I have never tried, but most probably, I was cleaning my rifle every single day, sometimes even two times for six months period, so I guess I would be able :)

[Peerkons]

I used to drown kittens as kid.
I enjoyed it.

[Peerkons]

My entire family are 7th Day Adventists. Except me.
Needless to say that I hate christianity and religion related brainwashing bullshit.

[Radola]

My entire family are 7th Day Adventists. Except me.
Needless to say that I hate christianity and religion related brainwashing bullshit.

:eek:No offence, really, but isn´t it a sect??:confused:

[Jamt]

I used to drown kittens as kid.
I enjoyed it.

That is a sick little secret Erik. Farmers needs to drown kittens as a matter of fact, there is no other way. But to enjoy? I pray you do not the memory and that you are a much better man today.

[Don Brick]

Wow this thread is getting pretty heavy now! Drowning poor defenseless kittens and enjoying it? Religious cults? What next? Eriks is actually an ethnic Estonian? *shudders* :coffee:

[Bloodeagle]

I take great pleasure from heckling others. Sometimes I push people too far and they get angry and threaten great physical harm to myself. :D

[The Journeyman]

I pooped under my teachers desk when I was in pre-school. She actually checked all the kids behinds so she could find out who did it (which I think is illegal or against the rules in some way) but to this day, only I know who did it. >:-)

[Bloodeagle]

I was a little monster as a child. I am lucky my family let me live to grow out of it. :)

[Peerkons]

What religious cults are you talking about?
They are far right protestants. I am not taking any part in it.
Just told my dirty secret. Isn't this thread all about?

About that cat thing - it was looong time ago.
It doesn't counts.

[Bloodeagle]

What religious cults are you talking about?
They are far right protestants. I am not taking any part in it.
Just told my dirty secret. Isn't this thread all about?

About that cat thing - it was looong time ago.
It doesn't counts.

They were referring to the bit about Seventh-Day-Adventists. ;)

[Peerkons]

Don't judge me. I have nothing to do with that.
It was stupid idea to write this.

[Moonbird]

I used to drown kittens as kid.
I enjoyed it.

That's disgusting.:mad:

[Bloodeagle]

Don't judge me. I have nothing to do with that.
It was stupid idea to write this.

I would never judge you for that, I swear! :)

[Peerkons]

That's disgusting.:mad:
Hate me.

[mymy]

I have fear of birds :D I'm afraid to go across the street if lot of bird are on my way. :embarrassed:crazy::ohwell:

[Guapo]

Can you disamble and reasamble your AK with a blindfold on?

I know former Yugos who braggs of that from their Yugo-hitler youth childhood.

I can roll a joint blindfolded.

[Radojica]

I can roll a joint blindfolded.


I know former Yugos who braggs of that from their Yugo-Milosevic youth childhood.

:tongue

[Guapo]

:tongue

Please don't remind me Rade. 1989 was a great year :(

[Bloodeagle]

I can load a bong with one hand and light it with the other. Pipes too but never a joint, ours is too potent. :D

[AussieScott]

You shouldn't, you did the right thing.
I also think you shouldn't be proud of it either, simply because no one should feel proud to do the right thing, but rather feeling ashamed if failing to do so.


But that's me, I'm honourbound and my word is worth gold.

That's right I would be ashamed and feel guilty. Plus I think it would make an encounter like that rather awkward, and not as enjoyable as it could be. Didn't make me proud but it sure stroked my ego. One of the lasses was a bit unstable being she was married and all, and playing up a fair bit. Definitely not a good place to go.

Still it's enough to make any hot red blooded man go damn....

At the end of the day I was content, happy and more interested in being a Husband and new father.

[Germanicus]

At my senior school in my last year i had an enemy, we had fist fights a few times, we hated each other.

The times we had to be seperated from each other were quite a few, each of us ratted up each other to teachers whenever the opportunity arised.

The teachers had a common room with comfortable cushioned chairs, tables and a tea room just in the small cubby hall, also were wooden panelled toilets adjacent in the hall.

One afternoon just after dinner, the teacher who was giving the lesson wanted me to go on an errand for him, this errand took me into the main building where the teachers common room was.

As quick as a flash i checked it was empty, i crossed the hall and looked under the stalls to check toilets were free, then i went into one and carved my enemies name and surname into the wooden stall wall.

Back in 1975 the head master could dispense "6 of the best" with a cane on your arse, my enemy recieved "6 of the best" from the sports master, who was a legend with the cane......... :)

[Lithium]

When I was younger I had fairies as imaginary friends. They told me a lot of things that later really happened. :D

[Radojica]

I am the member of political party, by accident though, but still the member :eusa_shifty:

[Grumpy Cat]

I am afraid of spiders, centipedes, and earwigs.

[Germanicus]

Before i was married i had lots of girlfriends, one particular girl had a friend who was in the habit of arranging trips to the Bristol Bavarian beer hall, this was a legendary place to get wasted and safely got home on a coach.
My girlfriend asked me if she and i could go with my other friends on a trip, i agreed, and asked her to book 4 more seats on the coach, to which she paid for and i was supposed to repay her.

For some reason we broke up, forgetting her pretty quick i moved on to the next girlfriend.

Years later i visited my mothers house on a weekend, my mother i remember asked me if i knew a woman called "Lorraine", to which i shook my head, "well she knows you, and i had to give her £25 that you owed her" she said.

This exgirlfriend was a receptionist at a veterinary my mother took her dogs.
My mother is a good sort and loves me like a God so she paid her the £25 thinking she was doing the right thing, but when i said to my mother i was'nt repaying her she asked "why"?

Firstly i told her that she had no business interfering in my business, and secondly it will teach her a lesson in future that i do not appreciate people involving theirselves in my affairs.

Am i hard or fair? in this case i think i was a bit hard on mumsy. :(

[Tom Cat]

Before i was married i had lots of girlfriends, one particular girl had a friend who was in the habit of arranging trips to the Bristol Bavarian beer hall, this was a legendary place to get wasted and safely got home on a coach.
My girlfriend asked me if she and i could go with my other friends on a trip, i agreed, and asked her to book 4 more seats on the coach, to which she paid for and i was supposed to repay her.

For some reason we broke up, forgetting her pretty quick i moved on to the next girlfriend.

Years later i visited my mothers house on a weekend, my mother i remember asked me if i knew a woman called "Lorraine", to which i shook my head, "well she knows you, and i had to give her £25 that you owed her" she said.

This exgirlfriend was a receptionist at a veterinary my mother took her dogs.
My mother is a good sort and loves me like a God so she paid her the £25 thinking she was doing the right thing, but when i said to my mother i was'nt repaying her she asked "why"?

Firstly i told her that she had no business interfering in my business, and secondly it will teach her a lesson in future that i do not appreciate people involving theirselves in my affairs.

Am i hard or fair? in this case i think i was a bit hard on mumsy. :(

First of all, your mother didn't have to feel the least bit obligated in this matter. She should have simply mentioned to you later that your ex-girlfriend had claimed you never reimbursed her. Aside from this, your mother should have remained uninvolved.

[Heretik]

I used to drown kittens as kid.
I enjoyed it.

Why am I NOT surprised? :D

[Bloodeagle]

I was once the carpenters job stewart. The business agent of our union would come by the job with boxes of carpenters pencils to hand out to the guys at work. I would always ask for more than I needed. Now, I have a lifetime supply of pencils. :embarrassed

[Peerkons]

I hate blacks/muslims/gypsies/jews in Europe. I think they all should die. LGTBs also.

[Bloodeagle]

Thanks to my past employers, I also have a lifetime supply of power saw blades, sawzall blades, metal cutoff discs, drill bits, safety harnesses and lanyards, orange safety vests, nails of every kind, hard hats, cable cutters and grabs. :angel I didn't steal them outright, they just accidentally ended up coming home with me after a job was done. :D

[Blossom]

This is a really dirty secret.

I hate drunk people. But I got that kind of ''hate'' as a skinhead would have for a nigger. Last time when I saw a drunk guy (in November)...I couldnt resist myself and I gave him a punch in the face and...he just turned around and puked. I so hate seeing youth in such conditions, it makes me punch every drunk and having an aggressive behaviour though I'm such a quiet one. Sometimes I feel sorry for how I'm reacting...or how I'm thinking. But I do hate overall the drunkenness...I was made to enjoy beers, not to die for beers and never taste it once again.


Dont hate me, please :(

[Peerkons]

Have you had bad expierence with drunk people in childhood?
That may explain it.

[Blossom]

Have you had bad expierence with drunk people in childhood?
That may explain it.

No..no one in my family drinks that much..my family members are truly healthy being:)....almost all of them doctors lol.

[Loki]

I have fear of birds :D I'm afraid to go across the street if lot of bird are on my way. :embarrassed:crazy::ohwell:

Seen this classic (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Birds_(film)) yet? :)

Don't watch alone! :D ;)

[Comte Arnau]

So you've never been drunk?

[Blossom]

So you've never been drunk?

Drunk? ...I've been happy after few beers, that kind of happiness...when you turn reddish and start to smile to everyone and laugh without any reasons, happy and you forget the bad times, you just laugh and stupid being.
That's my way of being drunk. I control myself and how much I'm drinking, and never had hangover or stomach aches or something, just happy feeling for couple of hours and that's all.

[Don Brick]

Drunk? ...I've been happy after few beers, that kind of happiness...when you turn reddish and start to smile to everyone and laugh without any reasons, happy and you forget the bad times, you just laugh and stupid being.
That's my way of being drunk. I control myself and how much I'm drinking, and never had hangover or stomach aches or something, just happy feeling for couple of hours and that's all.

I completely agree (except for the punching drunk people in the face part of course ;)). I´ve never understood the attraction of getting absolutely wasted out of your mind. Getting a little tipsy from time to time is fun and a good way to get loose and let out some stress, but when it gets to the point of puking and passing out with drool coming out of your mouth (NOT personal experiences :D) it´s just horrible. I´m not anti-alcohol, but it should be used in moderation and so that it doesn´t overtly disturb others. I like to be healthy and take care of myself.

Same thing goes for cigarettes, the very few times I do smoke it´s because I´m at some party or just in general in some social setting. Being the rat that I am I always bum for smokes. :tongue I think I´ve like only once actually bought a pack of cigarettes for myself (when I was drunk most likely :rolleyes2:) and I think I still have that same pack lying around somewhere almost completely unused. Moderation, moderation.

[Peerkons]

I got wasted in school trip, 7th grade and I puked in bus. :rofl:

[Blossom]

I got wasted in school trip, 7th grade and I puked in bus. :rofl:

Lucky you that you're not my classmate. In that case I would make you eat your puke just as you drank your alcohol.:)

Ok ok, I control, I control.:(

[Lithium]

I think I have a phobia from swarthoids/wogs and jews. I'm feeling very bad and agressive at the same time when they are around me.

[Don]

I am xenophobe and racist.

I can't hardly wait for our Nueva Reconquista.

[Aemma]

Before i was married i had lots of girlfriends, one particular girl had a friend who was in the habit of arranging trips to the Bristol Bavarian beer hall, this was a legendary place to get wasted and safely got home on a coach.
My girlfriend asked me if she and i could go with my other friends on a trip, i agreed, and asked her to book 4 more seats on the coach, to which she paid for and i was supposed to repay her.

For some reason we broke up, forgetting her pretty quick i moved on to the next girlfriend.

Years later i visited my mothers house on a weekend, my mother i remember asked me if i knew a woman called "Lorraine", to which i shook my head, "well she knows you, and i had to give her £25 that you owed her" she said.

This exgirlfriend was a receptionist at a veterinary my mother took her dogs.
My mother is a good sort and loves me like a God so she paid her the £25 thinking she was doing the right thing, but when i said to my mother i was'nt repaying her she asked "why"?

Firstly i told her that she had no business interfering in my business, and secondly it will teach her a lesson in future that i do not appreciate people involving theirselves in my affairs.

Am i hard or fair? in this case i think i was a bit hard on mumsy. :(

Had I been your mother I'd have laughed my head off and told the woman:"Ahh the bum owes you money eh? Here's his telephone number. Give him a ring! He'll be happy to hear from you!" :D

[Bloodeagle]

I realized after many years of playing the part, I don't fit in. :D

[mymy]

When I was younger, during taking pics, I was trying to make poses and faces on way to look more like Mylene Farmer :D Like opening eyes so much to look bigger :D

Okay... I still do it sometimes... most of times... hahah... without success... :D :D :D

[Fintorah]

I can masturbate 50 times in a single day. There is a literal physical dirtiness involved, and as far as I know, only my family and a few friends know I do it regularly, so it's very secretive (secrete-ive) of me.

[Heretik]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Lithium]

Today is 1 year from my suicide attempt...

[Blossom]

Wtf?! Ok now that's gross. :cry

[Peerkons]

I can masturbate 50 times in a single day. There is a literal physical dirtiness involved, and as far as I know, only my family and a few friends know I do it regularly, so it's very secretive (secrete-ive) of me.

You work fast, Nigga!:D
Your pecker isn't raw after such exploitation?
I do those 50 times in year..:rolleyes2:

[Blossom]

Ehm please. This is not the pennis thread.

Try it here: http://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?p=351250#post351250

Wtf.

[Peerkons]

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j231/su94r/u-mad1.jpg

[Bloodeagle]

I can masturbate 50 times in a single day. There is a literal physical dirtiness involved, and as far as I know, only my family and a few friends know I do it regularly, so it's very secretive (secrete-ive) of me.

You must be circumcised - so armor plated down there. I would advise you to scale back - get it :) scale back your secretive activity or else you will surely go blind. :embarrassed

[Fintorah]

You must be circumcised - so armor plated down there. I would advise you to scale back - get it :) scale back your secretive activity or else you will surely go blind. :embarrassed

Quite the contrary. In fact, my sleeve is so spacious there's almost no friction involved. :coffee:

Also, it makes my vision better. I'm like an eagle after a good 10-hour session. You couldn't even fathom how impressive it makes me.

[Bloodeagle]

Quite the contrary. In fact, my sleeve is so spacious there's almost no friction involved. :coffee:

Also, it makes my vision better. I'm like an eagle after a good 10-hour session. You couldn't even fathom how impressive it makes me.

Reading dirty mags in the dark could lead to eyestrain. :D

[Radojica]

Sometimes I wear my clothes (T-shirts, underwear, socks..) upside down as protection against cursing :embarrassed

[Grumpy Cat]

I think Jerry Springer is hilarious. :lol:

[Radojica]

^^

That's too gross even for this thread :puke:

[Tolleson]

I think Jerry Springer is hilarious. :lol:

Would that be hilarious like "Ha Ha" or more like "clown-funny"! :D

[Grumpy Cat]

Would that be hilarious like "Ha Ha" or more like "clown-funny"! :D

I haven't figured that one out yet.

I'm snowed in today, get to watch trashy talk shows. :lol:

[Rocket]

I think I have a phobia from swarthoids/wogs and jews. I'm feeling very bad and agressive at the same time when they are around me.
If I was you I'd smash my mirror.

[Heretik]

If I was you I'd smash my mirror.

Oh shit! :D

[Cato]

Maybe this is kind of crude, but sometimes I take a leak in the shower.

[Radojica]

Maybe this is kind of crude, but sometimes I take a leak in the shower.

As long as you don't poo while taking the shower, it's ok.... I guess :eusa_shifty:

[Bloodeagle]

I have significant amounts of redneck ancestry. On occasion I have urges, like drinking whiskey from the bottle, shooting my guns off at night, and yelling obscenities at stupid looking people that I drive past.

I never act on these feelings but I feel that at any time, I could succumb to these terrible desires. :D

[alexandra]

i like to eat placentas.

[Blossom]

i like to eat placentas.

Hopely eggs.:shocked:



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Snow makes me happy and turns me hyperactive.

[Baron Samedi]

I'd like to try my hand at eating a one pound fruit cup, but I'm thinking it would be best to stay away from such endeavors.

[Blossom]

I'd like to try my hand at eating a one pound fruit cup, but I'm thinking it would be best to stay away from such endeavors.

Mmmmh. 2 girls 1 fruit cup. :lol:

[Baron Samedi]

Mmmmh. 2 girls 1 fruit cup. :lol:

Take some pics, darlin :D

[Blossom]

Take some pics, darlin :D

My dirty little secret (for Mrs. Jagerzen): I'm not schizo. Sorry. :embarrassed

[Cato]

I enjoy a good dust-up.

[mymy]

I'm very bad in sports. I absolutely don't know how to play basketball! I can't shoot the ball:D In high school all people laughed at me cause of it. And teacher even once told me to go better do gymnastic and don't make mess in game :D
So, when need to do some kind of sport i choose pilates... or strip aerobic... And no team sport please... because if you have me in team, you will 100% lose! :D

[Germanicus]

I'm finding it very hard to bring myself to post this, but perhaps my honesty will absolve me.

Quite a number of years ago 2 of my workmates and i were made redundant, we had worked for the company for 4-5 years.
The job was a hospital, the company had priced the job and had missed out from the pricing a complete wing of the contract installing radiators and hot and cold water to basins and toilets.
We were made redundant and we heard that as soon as we had left, the foreman had hired agency workers to finish off the work because they were vastly cheaper than us.

This all was done by a very unscrupulous foreman who was a shady piece of work.

My revenge i think now was a bit over the top, but i was young and angry and in those days i did'nt care one bit.

The foreman drove around in a new Ford Cortina, my revenge was to fill a ballooon with break fluid oil and i tossed it on top of his car...enough said. :(

[Svipdag]

How do you find the time to masturbate 50 times a day ? If you did not sleep, that would be once every 29 minutes, which seems feasible, though exhausting. If you allowed yourself 8 hours of sleep, you'd have to masturbate every 19 minutes while awake.

At 13, that might be possible, but at 17, it implies an abnormally short latency period. The best I managed, even at age 13, was 13 times in one day.

[Rocket]

I have a tic with my shoulders...

[Winged Hussar]

My dirty little secret is that I'm really liking this forum. :)

[Norbert]

I...

used to be a fan of David Carradine

[Gaztelu]

I vandalized that one store in the Castro District.

[Grumpy Cat]

I TPed the statue of Edward Cornwallis when I was younger.

http://www.dreamstime.com/edward-cornwallis-statue-thumb16750832.jpg

[Bloodeagle]

I vandalized that one store in the Castro District.

What, the gay store, and which one? :D
My dirty little secret: I eat hot sauce on just about everything except dessert.

[Skunxa]

I'm a ayahuasca fan,to say so

[Germanicus]

When i was a young teenager13-14 my friends and i had a racket to get money: when you have read this you will think it extortion, but at the time we did not even know how to spell it.

At Christmas time my friends and i would engage in carol singing, this we did far from where we lived, the reason you will find out.

We all were of the same mentality, we were council estate yobs, our favorite location was The Grange Estate.

Usually when we had sung our carols outside a persons home for 5-10 minutes the lady of the house would come out and watch us all singing, then after we stopped she would give us money, which we added to the collective pot.

The miserly people who ignored us, the ones who turned their TVs up we would deal with later.

At the end of the evening, we would go along to every house near the offender, and collect the milk bottles left outside for the milk delivery guy.

Then making a neat pile of the bottles of around 20 or so, we would take aim with the bottles we had in our own hands and throw them at the bottles.

After scarpering off, we would return a few days later to the houses we had bottled, and lo and behold, we were given money for singing carols.

[Peerkons]

I enjoy pissing from balcony.

[Germanicus]

I enjoy pissing from balcony.


Hmm that is a "Dirty" little secret..:D