17 Horrifying Jell-O Salads That Will Make You Wonder How Humans Are Still Alive

[Kazimiera]

17 Horrifying Jell-O Salads That Will Make You Wonder How Humans Are Still Alive

Look, I'm from the Midwest. I've been eating Jell-O for a long time. I've even had Jell-O with vegetables in it (orange jello with shredded carrots). But these monstrosities should never have existed.

1. Hey, what goes with lime Jell-O? Shrimp and apples, obviously.

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2. This one makes use of Jell-O's natural partner, tuna.

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3. Do you like Bloody Marys and avocados? CONGRATULATIONS, THEY'RE BOTH RUINED.

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4. This one is called "Perfection Salad" because compared to it, all other foods are perfection.

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5. This is a prettier version of Perfection Salad. It is still a horrible monster

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6. There is ONION and MAYONNAISE and COTTAGE CHEESE in here. I don't want to talk about what's in the middle.

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7. "We got this new food for Whiskers, but she doesn't like it." "Well, just put it in the middle of a creamy lime Jell-O ring for the kids."

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8. What did Spaghetti-Os ever do to deserve this?!

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9. What's more appetizing than an avocado gelatin mold shaped like a turkey?

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10. A chicken noodle soup gelatin mold shaped like a turkey, of course.

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11. We had all these leftover cut-up veggies from the party so we just threw them in Jell-O towers. Like you do.

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12. Do you like mint jelly with your lamb? How about this mint Jell-O? It's got veggies built right in! CONVENIENCE.

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13. You know how I like to eat salmon? In lemony tower form.

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14. "Just put everything in there. Yeah, just everything basically."

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15. "Do we have any hard-boiled eggs? Put those in, that's fine and not at all gross."

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16. "And make sure to make the gelatin REALLY clear so I can get a good look at that ham."

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17. HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYONE.

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Source: http://offbeat.topix.com/story/12765

[Leadchucker]

Made from the boiled skin and bones of pigs,Jello is actually straight from the bowels of Hell, Satan's own spawn, evil incarnate, a most vile and disgusting substance forced upon innocent children causing horrible mental anguish and life long hate for all things jiggly. Well, almost all jiggly things :naughty2: . Furthermore it's just plain yucky and I'm not eating it. :disapproving

[Kazimiera]

How can people eat this??

Shrimp and tuna with jelly which is flavoured orange, lemon or lime? How does this taste combination even happen?

Salmon and cucumbers with lemon jelly?

Mayonnaise, cranberries and orange jelly?

Who comes up with this? And people actually EAT it? Even worse, do they ENJOY it and go for a second helping???

This makes no sense. :yuck:

[silver_surfer]

Made from the boiled skin and bones of pigs,Jello is actually straight from the bowels of Hell, Satan's own spawn, evil incarnate, a most vile and disgusting substance forced upon innocent children causing horrible mental anguish and life long hate for all things jiggly. Well, almost all jiggly things :naughty2: . Furthermore it's just plain yucky and I'm not eating it. :disapproving


Is jell-o so famous in america? Everytime I watch a stream on twitch or on tv shows, I see things about jell-o :D

[Catkin]

Euch! I had to scroll through quickly, it was making me feel physically sick. I really don't know what I'd do if I went to someone's house and was served one :icon_eek:.

[Kazimiera]

Euch! I had to scroll through quickly, it was making me feel physically sick. I really don't know what I'd do if I went to someone's house and was served one :icon_eek:.

You'd have to say, "Oh! This egg, chicken and instant noodle lime jelly is the best thing I've ever had! May I have a second helping?!" Don't forget the blissfully happy look whilst you eat it.

[Catkin]

You'd have to say, "Oh! This egg, chicken and instant noodle lime jelly is the best thing I've ever had! May I have a second helping?!" Don't forget the blissfully happy look whilst you eat it.

That would take every tiny crumb of politeness I possess. You'd have to try to break it up on the plate. Eat all of the savoury bits first, then tell yourself the jelly is just pudding :D. Ew.

[Dictator]

Why do humans eat this?

[Melina]

We are indeed disgusting and deserve to be called a bacterial population for letting this atrocity exist.

[Dictator]

We are indeed disgusting and deserve to be called a bacterial population for letting this atrocity exist.

It's time to look for a ethnicity so we can put the blame on.

[Leadchucker]

It's time to look for a ethnicity so we can put the blame on.

Dude's name was Pearle Bixby Wait who invented it. Surname appears to be British from Anglo-Saxon origins. Many moved to Ireland though before emigration to US from both countries. I'll blame it on the Irish just for the sake of an argument.

[Nehellenia]

It's time to look for a ethnicity so we can put the blame on.

hahahah can't pin it on the Jews this time :D

[Armand_Duval]

Mmmmmmhhh.. Yummy!.