Why did God make Weed?

[SardiniaAtlantis]

Weed one of the fruits of the earth, green vegetation which grows upon it's surface. God has made in his glorious grace for humanity to enjoy.
In the Bible man is told to eat of everything that grows upon the Earth save for the one fruit, which of course he knew mankind would eat anyhow (Hes a clever devil that God! ;) ) Weed was indeed one of them! Even the fact that mankind discovered to light fire has been established by Cuman scientists, who believed for ages that the purpose was for warmth in the harsh north, or for the cooking of meat, to have instead been to light Marijuana which has been found in a deep cave inside of the oldest fire site in Tbilisi. From aiding in headaches, to body pains, to relieving stress, and curing weird-annoying-cunt-yaroslav syndrome one of natures true cures for all mankind!! Some who would call themselves "Christians" rather partake in cigarettes which are loaded with man made evil chemicals as opposed to the natural herb created by the hands of the all mighty himself.

Are you Christian enough to handle a puff?

[arcticwolf]

To test your faith, just like dinosaur bones!
Where do you live under a rock? Duh! :laugh:

[cally]

Because Yaroslav loves it!! :D

[Yaroslav]

If I wanted to get high I'd do molly or crack.

[Xochi]

Give you something to do on your free time.

[SardiniaAtlantis]

If I wanted to get high I'd do molly or crack.

Man Made things instead of God's own gift? Dirty heathen.

[Yaroslav]

Man Made things instead of God's own gift? Dirty heathen.

I'm a sinner, never claimed to be holy.

[Oneeye]

Because god is a Jew who is trying to trick the white man into being unproductive.

[SardiniaAtlantis]

I'm a sinner, never claimed to be holy.

Youre a hypocrite, passing judgement on others when you admit to being unholy yourself. Repent.

[Yaroslav]

Youre a hypocrite, passing judgement on others when you admit to being unholy yourself. Repent.

I condemn myself too.

[Herr Abubu]

Leave Yaroslav alone, he's a swell guy.

[Virtuous]

Ohboy, you make me sweat with these deep, insightful questions. :laugh:

[ЛыSSый]

for different ames: we are can make from it excellent fabric and ropes, but others only can smoke it.

пс: ярик, положь на них хуй и завязывай проповедовать. шмалят? - ну и хуй на них: чем больше долбоёбов - тем нам соперников меньше.
я б на твоём месте кроме плана ещё и за спирт с наркотой и пассивных пидарасов проповедовал.

[SardiniaAtlantis]

Leave Yaroslav alone, he's a swell guy.

Just trying to have a smoke with the lad.

[ЛыSSый]

be the negr - just smoke it
http://cs5277.vk.me/u134462289/a_f45d3031.jpg

[cally]

Weed is great.

[SardiniaAtlantis]

Weed is great.

Youve never looked so hot..... ;)

[RenaRyuguu]

Guys I've thought about this and I'll give you my thoughts on it.

So weed is an underwater plant and it makes you breathe more so I think it's meant for eating and breathing underwater.

I suggest Fukushima weed and then trying to swim with sharks and orcas in the ocean and see if they eat you.

[CordedWhelp]

Weed does not truly intoxicate. Any physical effect and being psychoactive doesn’t mean you’ll really be driven to do things you normally would not.

Ugh, I gotta roll my eyes at the atheist virtue signaling from when this thread started. People love calling Christians judgy. I swear, it’s some people’s favorite bloody thing. People forgot what it means to “pass judgement”. It is not the same as saying “I think that is wrong”.

Rant over.

[Benyzero]

to gave me panic disorder whenever a tried it

[itilvolga]

If there was no examen in this life, everyone would go to Heaven even if they don’t deserve, would not they?