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DeusEx
02-15-2010, 08:24 PM
The Australian Sex Party has released a statement on their site about the new bans on female ejaculation films (my original post is here).

Turns out that squirting is not the only natural aspect of female sexuality that the Classification Board deems obscene. Now small boobs are in the firing line.

The Board has also started to ban depictions of small-breasted women in adult publications and films. This is in response to a campaign led by Kids Free 2 B Kids and promoted by Barnaby Joyce and Guy Barnett in Senate Estimates late last year. Mainstream companies such as Larry Flint’s Hustler produce some of the publications that have been banned. These companies are regulated by the FBI to ensure that only adult performers are featured in their publications. “We are starting to see depictions of women in their late 20s being banned because they have an A cup size”, Fiona said. “It may be an unintended consequence of the Senator’s actions but they are largely responsible for the sharp increase in breast size in Australian adult magazines of late”.

Fiona says she’s seen some of the photos deemed “too flat chested” and the women depicted had larger breasts than her.

Why ban small boobs? I can only assume it stems from paranoia that flat chests somehow stir up the pedophiles. And you only need to mention that “p” word to start a full-scale moral panic in Parliament.

Shall we put such hysteria aside and look at what this ruling is saying to Australian women? Basically, it’s classing a certain normal female body type as obscene. It’s declaring all flat chests to be automatically juvenile, something that should not be viewed by anyone because of a fear that it will stir up “base instincts” in certain people.

Can the Classification Board be any more insulting or sexist?

As mentioned in the statement, adult companies are already narrowing down the range of “acceptable” body types they can display. Add in the requirement to Photoshop out any glimpses of inner labia and you’ve got a delightful recipe for distorted body images.

Indeed, these new rules are pretty much saying: normal women should have nice large fake tits and never emit any kind of liquid when they orgasm. Actually, it might even be less obscene if the women don’t have orgasms at all. Much easier that way. Just stick to the facials and the bukkake, thanks very much.

Oh, and if you’re a guy who just happens to think small boobs are sexy? Look out, mate. You’re obviously a pervert.

This all stems from the law that says that not only should a model be over 18, she has to LOOK over 18. This kind of extremely-hard-to-define rule exists solely to prevent thought crime. But too late! Now, thanks to the prudes, we’re all forced to look at women with small boobs from the perspective of a pedophile, trying to work out if she looks “too young.”

There’s an easier way to do it, folks. It’s called identification. If a model is over 18… well, she’s over 18. Simple, sensible, straightforward. Far too sensible for this government, obviously.
http://www.msnaughty.com/blog/2010/01/27/now-australia-is-banning-small-boobs/

Tony
02-15-2010, 08:48 PM
Then are they gonna ban also Thai/Viet/Jap chicks?

:rolleyes2:

that's called discrimination!

:rolleyes:

Cail
02-15-2010, 09:22 PM
Then are they gonna ban also Thai/Viet/Jap chicks?

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/10959/cute-japanese-huge-boobs.jpg

Sol Invictus
02-15-2010, 09:35 PM
This thread is now about bestiality. ^

Óttar
02-15-2010, 09:38 PM
Turns out that squirting is not the only natural aspect of female sexuality that the Classification Board deems obscene.
Many times the "female ejaculation" found in porno is unnatural. The women are told to douche by the producers, so what you are really seeing is water.

antonio
02-15-2010, 09:57 PM
These pathetic morons obviously are under brive from plastic surgeons in order to increase the number of shitty fake-tits implanted on porn performers. If not were the case: they (whatever the hell are they, Im not an expert in Australian gov complexities) would have been started with banning the pathetic unnatural globes carried on by most of such performers. :mad:

Svanhild
02-16-2010, 12:20 AM
The Board has also started to ban depictions of small-breasted women in adult publications and films.
Why ban small boobs? I can only assume it stems from paranoia that flat chests somehow stir up the pedophiles.
:lol: That's so whacked out, I can't believe it. And large breasts attract guys with oedipus complex? Some people have mental issues. I wear my cup A with confidence and don't have a chain of pedophiles behind me when I leave my flat. Thanks for the excruciatingly funny article. :wink

lei.talk
02-16-2010, 12:26 PM
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/10959/cute-japanese-huge-boobs.jpg


comes from a seemingly innocuous web-site about comic-books:


http://i46.tinypic.com/34qso3n.jpg (http://www.comicbookmovie.com/comic_book_movies/)

Tony
02-16-2010, 08:53 PM
Notice the expression of the lemming in the Cail's avatar while looking at the asian boobs , speaks a lot :p

antonio
02-17-2010, 05:58 PM
BTW, do you know the obvious next step from this aberrant measure?

Solution: as long as work are not allowed for under-16 and vote not allowed for under-18...let's extend forbiding work and vote from people who look below age. Ha,ha,ha, this modern society is simply pathetic! O tempora o mores!

Pallantides
02-17-2010, 06:03 PM
This thread is now about bestiality. ^

Wtf?

lei.talk
02-26-2010, 03:52 PM
Originally Posted by Agent Smith (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agent_Smith) http://www.theapricity.com/forum/images/jagohan/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?p=171889#post171889)

This thread is now about bestiality. ^
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a9/MukLukBalto.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Collins)

Tony
02-27-2010, 04:31 PM
That's sick , I noticed that gays has this sort of perversion or a fetish as you wanna call it , they tend to gaymorph animals like foxes and dogs , really sick.

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Blood Trinity
03-12-2010, 08:47 PM
I don't vote but I might be so inclined if politicians in my country started putting THIS issue on the table! :thumbs up

In all seriousness though, titties are great in all sizes to me, I am not the pickiest. I just need a mouthful. :D

poiuytrewq0987
03-12-2010, 08:50 PM
I am into petite girls so I guess Australia is now off the list on my list for places to visit. :D

lei.talk
03-16-2010, 02:25 PM
if you find furry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furry_fandom) vore (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vorarephilia) disgusting and offensive -
do not open this:

Well, don't say you were not warned - there are disturbing images here (http://www.horsecore.org/stuff/)!

Amarantine
03-16-2010, 02:36 PM
The Australian Sex Party has released a statement on their site about the new bans on female ejaculation films (my original post is here).



Decadency...

Don
03-16-2010, 03:09 PM
if you find furry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furry_fandom) vore (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vorarephilia) disgusting and offensive -
do not open this:

Well, don't say you were not warned - there are disturbing images here (http://www.horsecore.org/stuff/)!


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wQlN709HI9Y/R7tMjyagDMI/AAAAAAAAAEU/-GoEP-f6PBY/s400/desquiciado.jpg
AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

anonymaus
03-16-2010, 04:21 PM
a friend of a friend is a furry artist, but doesn't do anything particularly explicit; it's the most disturbing kind of anthropomorphism i've ever seen.

except putting googly eyes on the head of my penis. that was creepier.