Glass of wine with dinner helps you live longer

[Volscian]

Have a glass of wine with dinner – but afterwards swap that coffee for a cup of tea, if you want to live longer, heart experts have pronounced.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/11066516/Glass-of-wine-with-dinner-helps-you-live-longer-scientists-claim.html

[Manifest Destiny]

Wine is nasty, though. I'd rather die a few years sooner.

[Hadouken]

1 bottle with dinner makes you eternal

[Volscian]

1 bottle without dinner makes you eternal

Fixed :)

[Comte Arnau]

In vino veritas, et sanitas.