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Selurong
09-08-2014, 05:34 PM
http://i.imgur.com/KYNaD.jpg

The average Asian aging process.
http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/6c/98/76/6c9876c371cebe001561828688ae41f2.jpg

However as a man, I find this highly disturbing. I can't go to adult entertainment areas if guards just look at me alone. I have to carry a fucking ID just to prove how old I am.

Furthermore, I'm afraid that if I marry and both my wife and I hit 40, people will go asking if she's my mother. :picard1:

Hey there baby.

http://www.crushable.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/extreme-cougar-wives-jeraldine-donaldo-playing-in-the-pool.jpg

Oh, hi guys this is my waif-u.
http://www.wbnq.com/images/featured_image/0/paired_modules/6/1352155384_stretch.png

Congratumalations on being seen as boytoy or a paid querido, Selurong. Ukk.

Dictator
09-08-2014, 05:40 PM
You can't be serious.

Selurong
09-08-2014, 05:43 PM
You can't be serious.


Durrr. I'm exaggerating. But I'll prolly look 3-4 years younger than a woman of another race if I marry a black momma or some Persian chick of the same age for example.

Dictator
09-08-2014, 05:44 PM
Durrr. I'm exaggerating. But I'll prolly look 3-4 years younger than a woman of another race if I marry a black momma or some Persian chick for example.

Then stick to your own kind and you'll both look the same age.

Selurong
09-08-2014, 06:06 PM
Then stick to your own kind and you'll both look the same age.
This, coming from a Brazilian-Portuguese person. Who enjoys the advantages of his mother's Portuguese citizenship and his father's South Brazilian ancestry.

Lol.

But....
But my fetish for wrinkly fat and disgusting old ladies won't be fulfilled.:rolleyes:

Mm mm MILF action.

Ssssyche! I really meant MILF faction :p
http://www2.ezbbs.net/10/tawake1722/img/1312599198_2.jpg

What za thinking?

Dictator
09-08-2014, 06:07 PM
This, coming from a Brazilian-Portuguese person. Who enjoys the advantages of his mother's Portuguese citizenship and his father's South Brazilian ancestry.

Lol.

But....
But my fetish for wrinkly fat and disgusting old ladies won't be fulfilled.:rolleyes:

Mm mm MILF action.

Sorry I meant MILF faction :p
http://www2.ezbbs.net/10/tawake1722/img/1312599198_2.jpg

What za thinking?



Great-Grandfather's portuguese citizenship.

Selurong
09-08-2014, 06:12 PM
God I gtg for a while talk you later bro.

Immortal Technique
09-08-2014, 06:14 PM
Be good brother stay good,don't worry about nothing and no one.

dude
09-08-2014, 06:16 PM
Marry a Filipino woman, some of them Asian women look like 15 by the time they are 30.

silver_surfer
09-09-2014, 08:09 AM
Marry a Filipino woman, some of them Asian women look like 15 by the time they are 30.

I don't know if you know this but Filipinas are some of the most desperate women to find a husband from the west. There is a persistent myth in the Philippines that all American men are rich and can whisk you away from a third-world country. The good thing is they make up for a good house wife.

dude
09-09-2014, 01:12 PM
I don't know if you know this but Filipinas are some of the most desperate women to find a husband from the west. There is a persistent myth in the Philippines that all American men are rich and can whisk you away from a third-world country. The good thing is they make up for a good house wife.
I know, I have been to the Manila myself. Not all of them though. They are just like women every where, some are good, some are bad and some will cheat too. I know this because I used to live in San Diego (I was in the Navy) and there is a fairly large Filipino community.

cally
09-09-2014, 01:14 PM
I might be asian :D

Leo Iscariot
09-15-2014, 07:01 PM
I turned 22 back in August, but I still look like a 16 year old.

I ain't even mad tho.

Gustave H
09-15-2014, 07:20 PM
This, coming from a Brazilian-Portuguese person. Who enjoys the advantages of his mother's Portuguese citizenship and his father's South Brazilian ancestry.

Lol.

But....
But my fetish for wrinkly fat and disgusting old ladies won't be fulfilled.:rolleyes:

Mm mm MILF action.

Ssssyche! I really meant MILF faction :p
http://www2.ezbbs.net/10/tawake1722/img/1312599198_2.jpg

What za thinking?


Don't mess with Dictator, he's got Hitler backing him. :coffee:

Dictator
09-15-2014, 07:29 PM
Don't mess with Dictator, he's got Hitler backing him. :coffee:

Thanks :love:

Proctor
09-15-2014, 07:38 PM
That chart for Caucasians only applies to women, they age like crap (mostly). Caucasian men age a lot better from what I've seen.

Hunleshti
09-20-2014, 03:20 AM
lucky, bastard

Linebacker
09-20-2014, 05:41 AM
You should be happy you don't have the opposite problem like Me.

I didn't look like a teenager even when I was one.Every time they put a new guard at school he made Me show my students documents because I didn't look like a student to him.

Guapo
09-20-2014, 05:45 AM
what