Mossad Wants You! - Mossad Now Hiring

[Anglojew]

Looking for a job? Have you considered working for the Mossad?

http://thesinosaudiblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/mossad.jpg

Israel’s legendary intelligence agency, long shrouded in mystery, is trying to give the future spymasters of tomorrow a hand in the recruitment process: On Monday, it announced the launch of a sleek new website in order to draw new candidates to its ranks.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qX9ZoKO1H8E

http://www.timesofisrael.com/the-mossad-wants-you/

You can apply directly: https://www.mossad.gov.il/Pages/default.aspx

[Shah-Jehan]

too late, I am already a member. My real name is Dariush Solomanyan, I'm an Iranian Jew.:laugh:

[Anglojew]

too late, I am already a member. My real name is Dariush Solomanyan, I'm an Iranian Jew.:laugh:

Your cover's blown. We'll activate you in the future.

[Leo Iscariot]

I'm pretty sure I'm descended from the Marranos/Anusim from the Inquisition. Maybe they'll hire me?

[Isleño]

To me, people that join a foreign military should go spend their lives in that country.

[Gustave H]

Nice advertising. I'm going to make one of these. "The Aryan wants YOU!". We need more NS. :coffee:

[Isleño]

I'm pretty sure I'm descended from the Marranos/Anusim from the Inquisition. Maybe they'll hire me?

Did you take a DNA test? Did it have any Jewish ancestry in the results? 23andme has a Jewish finder tool. I tested and I don't have any.

[Leo Iscariot]

Did you take a DNA test? Did it have any Jewish ancestry in the results? 23andme has a Jewish finder tool. I tested and I don't have any.

Nah, but I am trying to save up to do a 23andMe test. I'm just going off of family legend and info I've come across while studying the Inquisition and crypto-Jews and crypto-Muslims.

[Isleño]

Nah, but I am trying to save up to do a 23andMe test. I'm just going off of family legend and info I've come across while studying the Inquisition and crypto-Jews and crypto-Muslims.
You gotta get a DNA test. Not everybody was a crypto-Jew or crypto-Muslim. I used to read that stuff too and think maybe I had some ancestry from them, then I got a DNA test and I don't have any Jewish ancestry. So it's best to be uncertain until you get a test.

[Mortimer]

maybe i will bro. sounds like a great job to be done. long live israel.

[armenianbodyhair]

Naw, I don't think Randomguy would like that very much.

[Mortimer]

Naw, I don't think Randomguy would like that very much.

is he your fuckbuddy

[armenianbodyhair]

is he your fuckbuddy

No he's just my buddy guy.

[Mortimer]

No he's just my buddy guy.

i was joking, wog. sorry. i like to make sexual jokes with you because you are really pretty.

[Immortal Technique]

XD

[Leo Iscariot]

You gotta get a DNA test. Not everybody was a crypto-Jew or crypto-Muslim. I used to read that stuff too and think maybe I had some ancestry from them, then I got a DNA test and I don't have any Jewish ancestry. So it's best to be uncertain until you get a test.

My mom also says her dad mentioned a couple of times that his forefathers were Marranos. He even used to say "Me cago en Mohamad" when he would get pissed, which he a lot of people in his family apparently used to say. :lol: But I'm fully aware that I'll never know for certain until I get a DNA test though.

[Fear Fiain]

how can I work for mossad?
I want to kill muslims and then claim diplomatic status and phone in israel. then go to israel and convert jews to christianity. with my cock.

[Leo Iscariot]

how can I work for mossad?
I want to kill muslims and then claim diplomatic status and phone in israel. then go to israel and convert jews to christianity. with my cock.

http://memecrunch.com/meme/1I5O5/much-badass/image.jpg?w=400&c=1

[Ars Moriendi]

Nice advertising. I'm going to make one of these. "The Aryan wants YOU!". We need more NS. :coffee:

I actually support you on this one.
It could be pretty good to have an ideological clearer identification in this board.

[Anglojew]

My mom also says her dad mentioned a couple of times that his forefathers were Marranos. He even used to say "Me cago en Mohamad" when he would get pissed, which he a lot of people in his family apparently used to say. :lol: But I'm fully aware that I'll never know for certain until I get a DNA test though.

Do a test. Let us know.

[Anglojew]

maybe i will bro. sounds like a great job to be done. long live israel.

You should apply. Your internet celebrity status might be useful.

[Mortimer]

You should apply. Your internet celebrity status might be useful.

what would be my task(s)

[Anglojew]

what would be my task(s)

We'd probably use your Roma contacts to smuggle arms across Europe and set up a network of sleeper cells to ensure against the Jihadist threat. We'd then activate these cells and deploy our teams as needed in the future.

[Mortimer]

We'd probably use your Roma contacts to smuggle arms across Europe and set up a network of sleeper cells to ensure against the Jihadist threat. We'd then activate these cells and deploy our teams as needed in the future.

unfortunately i dont have any social contacts roma or not and im serious, or was that a troll site, i would join the mossad im serious. what would be really my task?

[Leo Iscariot]

Do a test. Let us know.

I shall.

[Anglojew]

unfortunately i dont have any social contacts roma or not and im serious, or was that a troll site, i would join the mossad im serious. what would be really my task?

You have a lot of skills, for instance you speak multiple languages, so there would be a lot of uses for your skill-set.

[Leo Iscariot]

unfortunately i dont have any social contacts roma or not and im serious, or was that a troll site, i would join the mossad im serious. what would be really my task?

They will train you in the art of Jew-jitsu and dispatch you and your fellow Nin-Jews to eliminate the enemies of the State.

[Pennywise]

To me, people that join a foreign military should go spend their lives in that country.

i agree. this is simply betraying your own country.

[Sakis]

http://pictrends.in/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Despicable-Me-2-Minion-names-and-picture-Tom.jpg

[Musso]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qX9ZoKO1H8E

http://www.timesofisrael.com/the-mossad-wants-you/

You can apply directly: https://www.mossad.gov.il/Pages/default.aspx

So anybody can join? :confused: I assume this is directed only towards Israelis

[turkojew]

i can smell gold and money from mile away can i join?

[Anglojew]

i can smell gold and money from mile away can i join?

The website.

[Leo Iscariot]

So anybody can join? :confused: I assume this is directed only towards Israelis

If I understood the website right, you need an Isreali passport before you can apply.

[Anglojew]

If I understood the website right, you need an Isreali passport before you can apply.

Actually I think they'd prefer someone with a foreign passport but they probably have to say that on the website because they (and many other security agencies) have been caught on using foreign passports recently.

[Leo Iscariot]

Actually I think they'd prefer someone with a foreign passport but they probably have to say that on the website because they (and many other security agencies) have been caught on using foreign passports recently.
I'm pretty sure it's required since astricks on applications usually mean you must put the info in.

http://i61.tinypic.com/2ivjn9z.jpg

[Anglojew]

I'm pretty sure it's required since astricks on applications usually mean you must put the info in.

http://i61.tinypic.com/2ivjn9z.jpg

If they want you enough they will give you an Israeli passport.

[Leo Iscariot]

If they want you enough they will give you an Israeli passport.

True, but I doubt they'd do that for the average schmo who applies.