The Fundemental Question: Why Does Loki Exist?

[Murphy]

Does he even exist at all? Too often I think he is actually just a 'bot. But if he does exist, why?

[Cato]

Loki exists to sit high in judgment on his throne with the ban hammer, lest troublemakers run amok on his forum.

[Lutiferre]

The fundamental question: why does Loki exist?

The fundamental answer: because a man had a dirty thought and an erect penis

[Groenewolf]

Why does Loki exist. Well somebody had to make sure there was a need to make the hammer.

[Cato]

Even Chuck Norris can't lift Loki's mighty troll-slaying hammer.

[Germanicus]

Loki exists to build a joint kingdom from which he can share with foxie, this kingdom will grow, it will attract vast numbers of worshippers who will obediently prescribe to full membership of citizenship of the kingdom.
Then when sufficient in numbers, he and Foxie will sell it to the highest bidder and they will holiday to warmer climates and retire from public duties forever.
The End.


Of course this is not the case, Loki and Foxie have born a baby together, this forum is their baby......:)