silentkiller
10-27-2014, 05:58 AM
I saw this video today, it was so funny that I even translated it:
http://youtu.be/n5dJNu6RHR8
Everyone probably knows that one of the most honest, and I think the most honest, Ukrainian TV channel is the channel of the oligarch Igor Kolomoisky, 1 + 1, and its TV program TSN is a standard of obstinacy in the desire to bring an honest objective information to its viewers. Now I will prove it. Thus, the results of voter turnout:
Lugansk - 99.9%
Donetsk - 99.9%
Kharkov - 99.9%
Dnepropetrovsk - 99.9%
Such turnout has never happened before in life. Let's watch further.
Zaporozhye - 99.9%
Nikolaev - 99.9%
Odessa - 99.9%
Kherson - 99.9%
Simferopol - 99.9%
Again, 99.9%, yeahhhh, we did it!
Poltava - 99.9%
Khmelnitsky - 99.9%
Cherkasy - 99.9%
Vinnitsa - 99.9%
Kirovograd - 99.9%
As you can see - same story happened in remaining regions. Just a couple regions screwed it up where the electoral turnout was 11%, but in the remaining it is 99%. Yeahh, that's it!
Lutsk - 99.9%
Rovno - 99.9%
Lvov - 99.9%
Ternopol - 99.9%
Ivano-Frankovsk - 99.9%
Uzhhorod - 99.9%
Chernovtsy - 99.9%
Now let's see the result of the overall voter turnout in Ukraine. I'm waiting for it! Come on, one, two, three! A number 99.90% appears on the screen. Wooowww, yeahhh! Congratulations to all, according to the channel 1 + 1, these elections have become unique and there were no such elections yet in the history of the universe.
http://youtu.be/n5dJNu6RHR8
Everyone probably knows that one of the most honest, and I think the most honest, Ukrainian TV channel is the channel of the oligarch Igor Kolomoisky, 1 + 1, and its TV program TSN is a standard of obstinacy in the desire to bring an honest objective information to its viewers. Now I will prove it. Thus, the results of voter turnout:
Lugansk - 99.9%
Donetsk - 99.9%
Kharkov - 99.9%
Dnepropetrovsk - 99.9%
Such turnout has never happened before in life. Let's watch further.
Zaporozhye - 99.9%
Nikolaev - 99.9%
Odessa - 99.9%
Kherson - 99.9%
Simferopol - 99.9%
Again, 99.9%, yeahhhh, we did it!
Poltava - 99.9%
Khmelnitsky - 99.9%
Cherkasy - 99.9%
Vinnitsa - 99.9%
Kirovograd - 99.9%
As you can see - same story happened in remaining regions. Just a couple regions screwed it up where the electoral turnout was 11%, but in the remaining it is 99%. Yeahh, that's it!
Lutsk - 99.9%
Rovno - 99.9%
Lvov - 99.9%
Ternopol - 99.9%
Ivano-Frankovsk - 99.9%
Uzhhorod - 99.9%
Chernovtsy - 99.9%
Now let's see the result of the overall voter turnout in Ukraine. I'm waiting for it! Come on, one, two, three! A number 99.90% appears on the screen. Wooowww, yeahhh! Congratulations to all, according to the channel 1 + 1, these elections have become unique and there were no such elections yet in the history of the universe.