Ask LotusFlower Anything About Longbowman

[LotusFlower]

Parody thread, but sure, ask if you want.

[Gustave H]

Subscribed.

[Longbowman]

How pretty is Longbowman's girlfriend?

[LotusFlower]

Subscribed.

I wouldn’t get your hopes up, I don’t think too many people are going to post.

[Hithaeglir]

Does he like the Lotus position?

[LotusFlower]

How pretty is Longbowman's girlfriend?

Why don’t you turn your head to the left slightly?

[LotusFlower]

Does he like the Lotus position?

I’ll let you know.

[Longbowman]

Why don’t you turn your head to the left slightly?

Perfect :)

[YakDip]

Does Longbowman take a multi vitamin every day?

[SardiniaAtlantis]

I wouldn’t get your hopes up, I don’t think too many people are going to post.

It shows that you're a new member.

[Guapo]

Who are you?

[barbatus]

How big is his dick? He told us to ask you.

[Unome]

Isn't it true that Longbowman has 6 fingers on his left hand, but avidly denies this to strangers, and also has you as accomplice to cover up this potentially controversial matter???

[LotusFlower]

Does Longbowman take a multi vitamin every day?

No.

[LotusFlower]

Who are you?

A figment of your imagination. (But also Longbowman’s girlfriend)

[Guapo]

Longbowman’s girlfriend

In that case I wont hit on you.

[LotusFlower]

How big is his dick? He told us to ask you.

Do you want me to measure it for you?

[barbatus]

A figment of your imagination. (But also Longbowman’s girlfriend)

So, he's just typing all this with his right hand then?

[barbatus]

Do you want me to measure it for you?

Yes.

[LotusFlower]

Isn't it true that Longbowman has 6 fingers on his left hand, but avidly denies this to strangers, and also has you as accomplice to cover up this potentially controversial matter???

I’d tell you but then I would’t be a very good accomplice.

[Gustave H]

Does he ever talk about me? :coffee:

[SardiniaAtlantis]

Did Longbowman explain everything to you about human taxonomy, and his fascination for it, and if so how long did it take for you to come back to him after he did?

[barbatus]

Did Longbowman explain everything to you about human taxonomy, and his fascination for it, and how long did it take for you to come back to him after he did?

This is why I can't get a date. Or rather, it's what I keeping telling myself...

[LotusFlower]

So, he's just typing all this with his right hand then?

He’s actually using his feet.

[Unome]

Where did you two first meet and in what circumstance?

[SardiniaAtlantis]

This is why I can't get a date. Or rather, it's what I keeping telling myself...

Thats not it, mate... :/

I brought it up to my last serious girlfriend after the third year. The girls after that I don't bring it up with at all.

[Guapo]

Enough about Longbowman, do you speak Italian, Hakka or Cantonese?

[barbatus]

Thats not it, mate... :/

I-It's my off putting personality, right? That's gotta be it.

[LotusFlower]

Yes.

This may take some time, I’ve only got a ruler, let me find a metre stick.

[Unome]

Do you have any hawt sisters? :wink

[barbatus]

This may take some time, I’ve only got a ruler, let me find a metre stick.

Okay, now I KNOW it's just his right hand

[LotusFlower]

Does he ever talk about me? :coffee:

Only that you’re super amazing.

[Guapo]

Only that you’re super amazing.

Who lies more? men or women? xD

[oh-nahhh]

also Longbowman’s girlfriendAre you his GoyToy?

[LotusFlower]

Did Longbowman explain everything to you about human taxonomy, and his fascination for it, and if so how long did it take for you to come back to him after he did?

Yes, he’s told me everything, but having quite a range of ethnicities I can understand the appeal, so only after a day or so?

[barbatus]

Yes, he’s told me everything, but having quite a range of ethnicities I can understand the appeal, so only after a day or so?

You should let us classify you

[LotusFlower]

Where did you two first meet and in what circumstance?

It was at a mutual friend’s party in February. He thought I was taken by someone who is actually my gay best friend, but this was quickly resolved.

[LotusFlower]

Enough about Longbowman, do you speak Italian, Hakka or Cantonese?

I speak Italian, although not as well as Longbowman.

[Anatolian Eagle]

How long did it take for him to convince you to register here and open this thread?

[SardiniaAtlantis]

I speak Italian, although not as well as Longbowman.

So....not really then. :heh:

J.K. Longbowman does pretty well. :)

[Pjeter Pan]

Are you ever going to let him grow a true Jewish beard? :D

[LotusFlower]

You should let us classify you

Maybe once I’m better acquainted with the site.

[LotusFlower]

How long did it take for him to convince you to register here and open this thread?

It was my idea, I was interested to see why I have to ask him questions at least twice before I get an answer. The thread is because I’m super funny.

[LotusFlower]

So....not really then. :heh:

J.K. Longbowman does pretty well. :)

Potrei dimostrarlo se tu volessi?

[LotusFlower]

Are you ever going to let him grow a true Jewish beard? :D

No. Never.

He’s welcome to grow a foreskin though.

[barbatus]

It was my idea, I was interested to see why I have to ask him questions at least twice before I get an answer.

That's hilarious. I just picture him slumped over a laptop arguing with someone about whether some random guy in a photo has borreby influence or not. The whole time you're trying to find out what he wants for dinner.

[LotusFlower]

That's hilarious. I just picture him slumped over a laptop arguing with someone about whether some random guy in a photo has borreby influence or not. The whole time you're trying to find out what he wants for dinner.

That’s basically how it works.

[Longbowman]

That's hilarious. I just picture him slumped over a laptop arguing with someone about whether some random guy in a photo has borreby influence or not. The whole time you're trying to find out what he wants for dinner.

Sometimes you need a break from having a beautiful girlfriend.

[barbatus]

Sometimes you need a break from having a beautiful girlfriend.

Someone's getting some tonight ;)

[LotusFlower]

Sometimes you need a break from having a beautiful girlfriend.

Trust me, it’s tiring for me too.

[Longbowman]

Trust me, it’s tiring for me too.

You're two-timing me with a girl?

[Pjeter Pan]

No. Never.

He'll look like this though.
http://i57.tinypic.com/f9f2w2.png

[Peter Nirsch]

What is Hakka I read in Meta-Ethnicity?

[KawaiiKawaii]

How is life treating him, and you?

[LotusFlower]

He'll look like this though.
http://i57.tinypic.com/f9f2w2.png

As attractive as I find that, I think I’ll pass.

[Longbowman]

What is Hakka I read in Meta-Ethnicity?

I've been asked to answer this on her behalf, which I will with the following Wikipedia link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hakka_people

[LotusFlower]

How is life treating him, and you?

Very well thanks, and you?

[Mortimer]

cool Longbowmans Girlfriend, welcome to the forum.

[KawaiiKawaii]

Very well thanks, and you?

Same :) Thanks for asking.

[Unome]

Just exactly how 'Jewish' is Longbowman, by %?

[LotusFlower]

Just exactly how 'Jewish' is Longbowman, by %?

As far as I know, ethnically very high although he does not really practice the religion itself.

[Unome]

What's your least favorite trait about Longbowman? :dev3

[LotusFlower]

What's your least favorite trait about Longbowman? :dev3

The fact that he won’t shave his beard for me anymore. That or the fact he does not think that being in a public place acts as a deterrent to displays of affection.

[Unome]

Do you believe TA forum is having an overall negative or positive influence on him?

[LotusFlower]

Do you believe TA forum is having an overall negative or positive influence on him?

I think overall good, at least the people around him aren’t bored with genetics or the random facts he retains, although maybe he does spend a little too much time on here.

[Jehan]

Is only his bow that are long?

[LotusFlower]

Is only his bow that are long?

Long and wide :)

[Hubal]

Welcome to TA

[Longbowman]

If Longbowman were a cake, what type of cake would he be?

[KawaiiKawaii]

If Longbowman won the lottery, what would he do?
If Longbowman was Black, what would he do?
If Longbowman was a Dictator, what would he do?

[LotusFlower]

If Longbowman were a cake, what type of cake would he be?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxdrtwJUKL1qc1tk0o1_500.jpg

[LotusFlower]

If Longbowman won the lottery, what would he do?

I would like to think that he’d buy me a lot of presents, although he’d probably spend it on Skittles, chocolate and more genetic tests.


If Longbowman was Black, what would he do?

I think he’d be pretty surprised. Probably confused too.


If Longbowman was a Dictator, what would he do?

Cocaine.

[Jehan]

What should be the perfect wife for longbowman?

[LotusFlower]

What should be the perfect wife for longbowman?

Me.

Longbowman?

[Longbowman]

Me.

Longbowman?

Definitely you.

[KawaiiKawaii]

Definitely you.

http://kawaiikutie.weebly.com/uploads/3/1/9/8/31988079/2852837_orig.png

Such kawaiiness!

[Proctor]

Is longbowman a coke or pepsi kind of guy?

[LotusFlower]

Is longbowman a coke or pepsi kind of guy?

Dr Pepper.

[Linebacker]

Whats the word Longbowman most often uses?

[SkyBurn]

Why did you not dump LBM after finding out about this place?

[LotusFlower]

Whats the word Longbowman most often uses?

'dickdarm’.

[LotusFlower]

Why did you not dump LBM after finding out about this place?

Dating Longbowman is like having a child, sometimes you just need to occupy him and this does so pretty well.

[Pjeter Pan]

Do you cook for him?

[Graham]

How many mansions does Longowman live in?

[SkyBurn]

Dating Longbowman is like having a child, sometimes you just need to occupy him and this does so pretty well.

I guess that means if you have his children, he'll finally get some temporary friends (while they're in infancy, of course) :D

[LotusFlower]

Do you cook for him?

Well he certainly isn’t going to do it himself - especially if he’s on here.

[LotusFlower]

How many mansions does Longowman live in?

Only ever one mansion at a time.

[Pjeter Pan]

Well he certainly isn’t going to do it himself - especially if he’s on here.
You ever tried to take him to rehab?

[LotusFlower]

You ever tried to take him to rehab?

Only once, for a beard fetish.

They made me shave it and everything.

[LotusFlower]

Pegging? Is he for or against?

Does it matter? It’s not happening.

[SkyBurn]

Does it matter? It’s not happening.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks

[Longbowman]

The lady doth protest too much, methinks

I begged her to. Even bought the strapon and anal lube.

[LotusFlower]

The lady doth protest too much, methinks

Each to their own.

[LotusFlower]

Not to me but it's selfish of you if he's totally into it and you're all like, "I don't want to hear it *snaps fingers in Longbowman's face*

That’s exactly how the conversation went. How did you know?

[KawaiiKawaii]

Does he own an animal? If yes, what animal? If no, what animal would he own?

[Pjeter Pan]

Only once, for a beard fetish.

They made me shave it and everything.

Be honest was he crying?

[LotusFlower]

Does he own an animal? If yes, what animal? If no, what animal would he own?

Yes, we have plenty of tropical fish together back at home.

[LotusFlower]

Be honest was he crying?

Like a man-child.

[Pjeter Pan]

Like a man-child.

Very sad to hear.

Can you go slap the shit out of him right now?

[TheForeigner]

What is he doing in Venice? I thought he was a cop or something.

[LotusFlower]

Very sad to hear.

Can you go slap the shit out of him right now?

Metaphorically yes.

[LotusFlower]

What is he doing in Venice? I thought he was a cop or something.

He’s studying in Venice.

In England he’s a reserve police officer so isn’t needed all the time.

[TheForeigner]

He’s studying in Venice.

In England he’s a reserve police officer so isn’t needed all the time.

What is a reserve police officer?

[Longbowman]

What is a reserve police officer?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_constable

[KawaiiKawaii]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_constable

Are you paid for this?

[Longbowman]

Are you paid for this?

You get benefits (free travel) and a small amount of expenses for each shift you do but not really, no.

[Graham]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_constable

Do you not feel a little uncomfortable being on a site that is so openly spoken at times? It's not exactly the most PC forum, if you know what I mean.

[Longbowman]

Do you not feel a little uncomfortable being on a site that is so openly spoken at times? It's not exactly the most PC forum, if you know what I mean.

I see what you did there.

No, I'm good. I mean, I do think about it, but I don't engage in that sort of thing. No guilt by association :)

Ask SvenDC the same thing ;)

[Smaug]

What do you think of the filthy English, the great Scots and the mighty Welsh?

[Graham]

What do you think of the filthy English, the great Scots and the mighty Welsh?

To be fair Scots look scruffier than the English, on average. haha

[Graham]

I see what you did there.

No, I'm good. I mean, I do think about it, but I don't engage in that sort of thing. No guilt by association :)

Ask SvenDC the same thing ;)

ah ok, was just wandering because my friend works as a prison guard and he says he watches what he does on-line now.

[Longbowman]

ah ok, was just wandering because my friend works as a prison guard and he says he watches what he does on line now.

They do advise us not to reveal information, but it's not illegal and most people here don't know who I am. I trust the staff not to release my email address and such. Besides I don't fear the average member or think of them as malicious.