Classify this grotesque freak.

[♥ Lily ♥]

'Maria Jose Cristerna is a Mexican mother of four, tattoo artist and former lawyer.
90 percent of Maria’s body is tattooed and modified with subcutaneous implants.
She is famous and a regular on television shows and events.'

(Pictures below show how she looked before and after her 'makeover' of implants and tattoos).
http://totallycoolpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09032012_vampire_woman/pic_032.jpg
http://starcasm.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/maria-jose-cristerna-vampire-woman-before-antes.jpg
https://tammyheff.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/maria-jose-cristerna-makeover-thesuiteworld.jpg
https://beashayleesayers.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/227694-mexican-tattoo-star-mary-jose-cristerna-better-known-as-the-la-mujer-v.jpg
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http://pix.avaxnews.com/avaxnews/73/99/00019973_medium.jpeg
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http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2014/08/18/1227028/216108-5fc86914-266c-11e4-8345-5834e4b1ef5c.jpg
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http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/206774/slide_206774_648371_free.jpg
http://blogs.dw.de/womentalkonline/files/aa.jpg
http://totallycoolpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09032012_vampire_woman/pic_001.jpg
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http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web03/2012/2/1/10/enhanced-buzz-28517-1328111281-23.jpg

[щрбл]

She's pretty.

[Pjeter Pan]

Im not joking at all when I say people like this should just be killed.

[Dombra]

And I thought to myself that monster slaying is not a valid future occupation

[Dictator]

Im not joking at all when I say people like this should just be killed.

Then join the Genocidal League

[Dictator]

And I thought to myself that monster slaying is not a valid future occupation

Where's the DOM knight to slay such foul beast and save us?

[Borna]

Euthanasia is most noble thing of all.

[Catkin]

Imagine accidentally biting your tongue with those teeth :....

[James David Caulton]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcgRaf38uCQ

[Roy]

I am going to have nightmares now, thanks.

[Smaug]

And I thought to myself that monster slaying is not a valid future occupation

Doom is coming mate.

[zhaoyun]

Inneedoftherapy-id

[Vesuvian Sky]

She'd be great for Gwar:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NzA4XLjRaM

[Dictator]

Dom is coming mate.

fixed

[Unome]

Spanish Alpinid + Med

[♥ Lily ♥]

I feel sorry for her four children.... imagine them waking in the night and calling out 'mommy'.... and this comes to greet the children...:eek:
I doubt their school friends will want to visit for dinner.
To think she paid money to make herself look like a monster... she needed a brain transplant instead. How does she sleep comfortably at night with all those golf-ball sized lump implants in her head? :confused:
Her poor husband waking-up to this in the morning... and what the hell is she going to look like when she's older?
http://cache2.asset-cache.net/gc/163024779-mexican-maria-jose-cristerna-known-as-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=GkZZ8bf5zL1ZiijUmxa7QcD694lV1pyj6a8K2uJMrDJyCkIP nWq%2FcytN0Z%2BSGL1V

[♥ Lily ♥]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZvKCgqa6YY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpihF5JM4_8

[James David Caulton]

Here is A Spanish Goth I consider beautiful

https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t31.0-8/458083_362538500508263_943671520_o.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/p417x417/971862_462405023854943_94647024_n.jpg?oh=45bff1440 d7743e690790565222eff92&oe=5508D888&__gda__=1427080912_e1ea6c71745461661ccaee3ba527ad1 7

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1004499_464174760344636_1317858635_n.jpg?oh=d7a1dd 6cf0c8a495cd1258377ff418fe&oe=550954C0&__gda__=1427401327_fe67f66625bde0e234e260b6cde2e32 0

[Gustave H]

Immortal Technique's sister.

[Ballist]

Imagine her giving BJs. You could feel her head bumbs on the sides of your lap. :p

[♥ Lily ♥]

Here is A Spanish Goth I consider beautiful

https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t31.0-8/458083_362538500508263_943671520_o.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/p417x417/971862_462405023854943_94647024_n.jpg?oh=45bff1440 d7743e690790565222eff92&oe=5508D888&__gda__=1427080912_e1ea6c71745461661ccaee3ba527ad1 7

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1004499_464174760344636_1317858635_n.jpg?oh=d7a1dd 6cf0c8a495cd1258377ff418fe&oe=550954C0&__gda__=1427401327_fe67f66625bde0e234e260b6cde2e32 0

Victoria Frances. She dresses in gentle, soft, feminine and elegant styles, whilst keeping her make-up natural and soft too.

She's also a great artist who draws on paper and doesn't use her skin as a doodle-pad, unlike the other female who looks like a monster.

[Alessio]

Why not just kill yourself :p

[Longbowman]

Rule 34 though.

[Alessio]

Self mutilation..

[Itarildë]

I am all for people being their own person blah blah.... but this is just TOO much.
It's sad that she felt a compulsion to completely change herself, as she wasn't ugly beforehand.

[Vasconcelos]

Imagine her giving BJs. You could feel her head bumbs on the sides of your lap. :p

Think your first concern would be those things inside her mouth.

[Insuperable]

They should have hired her to perform in Star Trek. No special make up needed.

[Melina]

She looked Borreby before.

[Roy]

Inneedoftherapy-id

One must concur. :)

[Longbowman]

Gun to my head, if I had to choose between having sex with her and a particularly spiky hedgehog, I'm not sure which I'd choose.

[MINARDOWICZ]

God help me... that creature!

[Ivan Kramskoï]

Not even human anymore, just a monster which should get rid of.

[♥ Lily ♥]

I really think there needs to be laws making it illegal for surgeons and tattooists from being allowed to mutilate a persons body whilst they're taking money from people with mental health issues.
It can't be healthy for the skin having so much ink injected into her pores.
She needed a therapist, not body mutilation.

[JoeyGee8688]

I suppose mainly atlantomed in her natural form.... Rather reptilian and unclassfiable in her current...um, state.

[Kalimtari]

holly-molly-oid

[щрбл]

I found her exact taxonomy on Wikipedia.

Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Reptilia
Order: Squamata
Suborder: Lacertilia
Infraorder: Iguania
Family: Iguanidae

[♥ Lily ♥]

https://uk.images.search.yahoo.com/search/images;_ylt=AwrBTzAuIHlUj0YA4t9LBQx.?p=body+tattoo +extremes&fr=ytff1-msgr&fr2=piv-web

geez...

[Fenrald]

https://uk.images.search.yahoo.com/search/images;_ylt=AwrBTzAuIHlUj0YA4t9LBQx.?p=body+tattoo +extremes&fr=ytff1-msgr&fr2=piv-web

geez...

She looks horrible for the God sake... I lost my appetite

[Longbowman]

We are all God's children.

[KawaiiKawaii]

She is part of the Reptilian shape-shifting race who controls our world. She just can't hide it well contrary to the rest.

[guyinsf]

Im not joking at all when I say people like this should just be killed.

What has she done to you to make you want to have her killed?

[Pjeter Pan]

What has she done to you to make you want to have her killed? fucking grossed me out, that's what. That thing deserves to be killed. It fucking disgusting how society accepts people like that. If given the opportunity I would kill it myself, burn that thing alive.

[special]

disgusting

[Mn The Loki TA Son]

Before: Human type, After: ugly reptile monster type.

[Shepherd]

Imagine her kissing you goodnight every night.

The nightmares... :scared:

[Ctwentysevenj]

One of the most prettiest girls ever posted on Apricity!:rotfl::rotfl:

[LightHouse89]

Californian. What do you expect? they are nut cases LOL.

[Atvend]

Kill it, kill it with fire!

[SardiniaAtlantis]

I like how she tattooed stars, and hearts all over herself to still be girly.

[rhiannon]

Im not joking at all when I say people like this should just be killed.

Pffffft.
Who cares what she does with herself as long as she's not hurting anybody.

It takes all kinds lol.

Better her then the whackadoodie who offed himself because he couldn't control his sexual urges with horses. This guy lived about 25 miles away from where I live now. Sick!

[Venpell]

Can't look at her long enough to try

[Pjeter Pan]

Pffffft.
Who cares what she does with herself as long as she's not hurting anybody.

It takes all kinds lol.

Better her then the whackadoodie who offed himself because he couldn't control his sexual urges with horses. This guy lived about 25 miles away from where I live now. Sick!

They both deserve to be killed then.

That thing probably fucking animals too, because no fucking man is willing to fuck her. Look at it. Its not even human anymore

[La Misse]

Oh my.. Id rather die

[Roy]

She's pretty.

Are you lizard? :rolleyes:

[Dani Cutie]

English rose have a black boyfriend?