@oneeye

[Oneeye]

Whatever you've been wanting to tell me, but have been too polite, reserved, or indecisive to. Show me your tits or tell me off. ;) Ass photos work too.

[The Illyrian Warrior]

http://oi62.tinypic.com/5x4k8z.jpg

You heard him right, now show up what you got girls. :D

[Oneeye]

http://oi62.tinypic.com/5x4k8z.jpg

You heard him right, now show up what you got girls. :D


You can be the first. Tops off, toots.

[The Illyrian Warrior]

You can be the first. Tops off, toots.

I know that tempts you, here you got pal:

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/k-Ztyib-FM0/hqdefault.jpg
:D

[Oneeye]

I know that tempts you, here you got pal:

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/k-Ztyib-FM0/hqdefault.jpg
:D


Good LAWD

[Oneeye]

Nobody wants to tell me off?

[TheBlondeSalad]

http://i.imgur.com/by2GcGO.gif

[Oneeye]

http://i.imgur.com/by2GcGO.gif

http://i.imgur.com/ANfUieH.gif

[щрбл]

Can you see in three dimensions?

[Oneeye]

Can you see in three dimensions?

Nope, life is a 2D scroller for me. xD

http://images.ara.cat/societat/Captura-Super-Mario-Bross-original_ARAIMA20140723_0211_1.jpg

[Oneeye]

Guys, my lack of enemies here is disconcerting.

[Oneeye]

I just came to the realization that anyone who messes with me is either gone from here or soon banished. :D Victory pose.

[Merida]

Nobody wants to tell me off?

Ready?

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03125/spanking_3125720b.jpg


and then

https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1380238789/681633.jpg

[oh-nahhh]

@_X

[Oneeye]

Ready?

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03125/spanking_3125720b.jpg


and then

https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1380238789/681633.jpg

All good, especially the wallpaper. Except my legs will never be shaved.

[Melina]

It is hard to hate you 1eye...

[Dictator]

http://cl.jroo.me/z3/E/_/M/c/a.aaa.jpg

[Oneeye]

It is hard to hate you 1eye...


I'm a bad, bad man.

[Loki]

Which girl(s) on Apricity do you fancy?

[Merida]

All good, especially the wallpaper. Except my legs will never be shaved.

No worries, I'll wax them for you as a way of punishment ;).

[The Illyrian Warrior]

No worries, I'll wax them for you as a way of punishment ;).

For some might be but for some getting waxed from a girl esp. at intimacy parts is hardly a punishment. :D

[Oneeye]

Which girl(s) on Apricity do you fancy?


Is this an offer? I'm not very good at haggling, yet very greedy. I'll take the top quality ones.

[Merida]

For some might be but for some getting waxed from a girl esp. at intimacy parts is hardly a punishment. :D

Are you saying you like that? ;) :p

[Oneeye]

No worries, I'll wax them for you as a way of punishment ;).

My body is ready:



http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/130621090311-hairy-leg-stockings-story-top.jpg

[The Illyrian Warrior]

Are you saying you like that? ;) :p

Well, if there's more within offer of getting waxed you bet I do. :D

[The Illyrian Warrior]

My body is ready:



http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/130621090311-hairy-leg-stockings-story-top.jpg

You're a lost cause, not any waxing in the world would have any effect upon you. :laugh:

[Merida]

My body is ready:



http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/130621090311-hairy-leg-stockings-story-top.jpg



Let's get down to it then....

http://womenpla.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/bikini-wax-2.jpg

[Oneeye]

You're a lost cause, not any waxing in the world would have any effect upon you. :laugh:



These are not my actual legs. My feet are hairier than this.

[Merida]

Well, if there's more within offer of getting waxed you bet I do. :D

Trimming? :P

[The Illyrian Warrior]

These are not my actual legs. My feet are hairier than this.

Any chance you were born as Yeti?

[Oneeye]

Let's get down to it then....

http://womenpla.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/bikini-wax-2.jpg



OK, but give me something to bite down on first.

[Alenka]

Show me your tits or tell me off. ;)
Check your inbox, you one-eyed snake.
:eyes

[Oneeye]

Any chance you were born as Yeti?

No, just some satyr.

[Oneeye]

Check your inbox, you one-eyed snake.
:eyes


I'm going to have to create more threads like this now. :D

[The Illyrian Warrior]

Trimming? :P

At least was expecting for a massage. :coffee:

[Merida]

OK, but give me something to bite down on first.

Sure


http://www.todayifoundout.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/bite-down.jpg

[Merida]

At least was expecting for a massage. :coffee:

A foot rub!

[Oneeye]

Sure


http://www.todayifoundout.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/bite-down.jpg


I'd prefer a bit of leather:

http://static2.bigstockphoto.com/thumbs/2/9/6/large2/6924698.jpg

[The Illyrian Warrior]

A foot rub!

There's were its starts, now I'm beginning to like your way of thinking. :D

[Merida]

There's were its starts, now I'm beginning to like your way of thinking. :D

:cool2:

[Furnace]

My body is ready:



http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/130621090311-hairy-leg-stockings-story-top.jpg


I hope you don't mind the smell of bacon.


http://cdn01.dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/flamethrower-e1396973685544.jpg

[Oneeye]

Oneeye is a good White man.


False. I have one eye, therefore dastardly villain by default.


Besides:


I'm a bad, bad man.

[Loki]

Is this an offer? I'm not very good at haggling, yet very greedy. I'll take the top quality ones.

Well I can't offer because I'm not a pimp, sorry :lol:

[Styrian Mujo]

http://i.imgur.com/by2GcGO.gif
Lord have mercy :eek3:

[Oneeye]

Well I can't offer because I'm not a pimp, sorry :lol:

Fair enough. I just like to flirt around anyways. You see how aggressive these gals are? Telling me they are going to tie me up in chains and wax me? And don't get me started on Alenka. Nor Bene, nor Marina, nor La Misse (She was going to make me cook and change my surname to hers!!!) Even the new girls are proving to be a handful. I don't know if I can handle any of them.

[Oneeye]

I hope you don't mind the smell of bacon.


http://cdn01.dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/flamethrower-e1396973685544.jpg

Hairspray + BIC lighter

[Kalimtari]

http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/funny-pictures-auto-442507.jpeg

[Guapo]

You're a lost cause, not any waxing in the world would have any effect upon you. :laugh:

Same goes for you :laugh:

[Armand_Duval]

I know that tempts you, here you got pal:

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/k-Ztyib-FM0/hqdefault.jpg
:D

Is that for real??????...

[Leliana]

I found your perfect woman, Oneeye.

https://dcairns.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/nicole-kidman-cyclops-34600.jpg

;)

[Pennywise]

dicks are allowed?

[Oneeye]

dicks are allowed?

No dick pics... xD

[Guapo]

No dick pics... xD

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/88/46_Dick_Cheney_3x4.jpg

[Pjeter Pan]

http://i59.tinypic.com/2db4c3p.jpg

[Gooding]

My favorite thread yet! Great idea, One Eye!

[Oneeye]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/88/46_Dick_Cheney_3x4.jpg
http://media1.giphy.com/media/1cDv8eEvade5W/200.gif

[Oneeye]

I found your perfect woman, Oneeye.

https://dcairns.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/nicole-kidman-cyclops-34600.jpg

;)


Cyclops Nicole Kidman? Hook a brotha up!

[Oneeye]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2a/Dick_Van_Dyke_2_crop.jpg

[Melina]

http://i.imgur.com/by2GcGO.gif

High heavens! Are they real? They look so nice, firm but soft. Those are the best pair of tits I have seen on the apricity.

[Oneeye]

High heavens! Are they real? They look so nice, firm but soft. Those are the best pair of tits I have seen on the apricity.



Behind every woman is an intense appreciation for a nice set of tits. :thumb001:

[LightHouse89]

Lord have mercy :eek3:

a true Nordic goddess :thumb001:

[TheForeigner]

http://i.imgur.com/by2GcGO.gif

Is this Carli Banks?:)

[oh-nahhh]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2a/Dick_Van_Dyke_2_crop.jpghttp://www.shermanreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/mike-francesa.jpg

[Styrian Mujo]

a true Nordic goddess :thumb001:
She is a one in a million...maybe even a one in a billion :thumb001:

[TheForeigner]

She is a one in a million...maybe even a one in a billion :thumb001:

She only does lesbian and solo.:)

[Melina]

Behind every woman is an intense appreciation for a nice set of tits. :thumb001:

I wish women appreciated other women's assets a little more instead of getting jealous of them. Women are beautiful but sadly can be vile towards those who have something better than them in an area.

[Styrian Mujo]

She only does lesbian and solo.:)
:cry2

[LightHouse89]

She is a one in a million...maybe even a one in a billion :thumb001:

I have seen a lot of Nordic looking women with big tits, long nice legs and a nice ass. :thumb001:

[Oneeye]

http://i1.wp.com/sourcefed.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/17.jpg?resize=601%2C481

[TheForeigner]

:cry2

I think there is one scene with her bf.

[Styrian Mujo]

I think there is one scene with her bf.
Hopefully it's not some shitty homemade video.

[Oneeye]

Hopefully it's not some shitty homemade video.


Those are the best. :/

[TheForeigner]

Aparently she only did a blowjob scene with her boyfriend. Someone should do a classification thread on her. lol She has natural boobs and is an American girl from Iowa.http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Carli_Banks

[Longbowman]

She only does lesbian and solo.:)

Dude you watch too much porn.

[TheForeigner]

Dude you watch too much porn.

Haven't watched her in years, but I have a good memory.

[Leliana]

Governor, I salute you! :D

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/996825/thumbs/o-THE-WALKING-DEAD-GOVERNOR-facebook.jpg

http://www.totalsportsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/walking-dead-governor.jpg

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/screencrush.com/442/files/2012/07/the-walking-dead-david-morrissey-governor.jpg


Think what you want, I like the Governor in Walking Dead. :P Better tham Rick. And the Governor had his daughter brutally killed by that Afro monkey 'Michon', still that scene I hope she dies sooner or later.

Go ahead, Governor. Kill em all, let god sort them out. :D

https://s3.amazonaws.com/giphymedia/media/ICJqO2KPAXi92/giphy.gif

(I know that the Governor may die later in the series, but I'm not so far, so shut up! ;) )

[Dictator]

Governor, I salute you! :D

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/996825/thumbs/o-THE-WALKING-DEAD-GOVERNOR-facebook.jpg

http://www.totalsportsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/walking-dead-governor.jpg

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/screencrush.com/442/files/2012/07/the-walking-dead-david-morrissey-governor.jpg


Think what you want, I like the Governor in Walking Dead. :P Better tham Rick. And the Governor had his daughter brutally killed by that Afro monkey 'Michon', still that scene I hope she dies sooner or later.

Go ahead, Governor. Kill em all, let god sort them out. :D

https://s3.amazonaws.com/giphymedia/media/ICJqO2KPAXi92/giphy.gif

(I know that the Governor may die later in the series, but I'm not so far, so shut up! ;) )

The afro monkey is badass.

[Leliana]

The afro monkey is badass.

She's annoying as fuck, as Americans would say. Her dumb face alone makes me angry. And she killed his daughter whom he really loved and begged for mercy. That was the main trigger that the Governor went brutal without limits.

[Stimpy]

She's annoying as fuck, as Americans would say. Her dumb face alone makes me angry. And she killed his daughter whom he really loved and begged for mercy. That was the main trigger that the Governor went brutal without limits.

His daughter was already dead though. She was a walker.

[Leliana]

His daughter was already dead though. She was a walker.

I know. But he still loved her like a father would do.

If you had a child you love will all of your heart, could you really kill it? Or would you try to keep it somehow 'alive' and around you by hiding it somewhere in your house? Or your mother and father? Weren't it better to lock them into a room, knowing that their hearts still beat and parts of their brain still work!?

The Governor couldn't kill her daughter so he did what he did. Nothing bad about it. The only bad thing was the black monkey Michon brutally decapitating his daughter in front of him despite all the beggings for mercy. That action truly cooled down his heart and was the trigger for all what followed.

Action -> Reaction

I would hunt the one to death who harms or kills my family members. Zombie or not, family is family and own blood is own blood.

[Stimpy]

I know. But he still loved her like a father would do.

If you had a child you love will all of your heart, could you really kill it? Or would you try to keep her somehow 'alive' and around you by hiding her somewhere in her house? Or your mother and father? Weren't it better to lock them in a room, knowing that their hearts still beat!?

The Governor couldn't kill her daughter so he did what he did. Nothing bad about it. The only bad thing was the black monkey Michon brutally decapitating his daughter in front of him despite all the beggings for mercy. That action truly cooled down his heart and was the trigger for all what followed.

I would hunt the one to death who harms or kills my family members. Zombie or not.

It's obviously understandable since he was a broken man and that soul-less, bloodthirsty walking body of his daughter was the only thing he could cling onto from his past life. But still, that wasn't his actual daughter, just her walking dead body. Even though it's understandable he might have had some kind of extremely delusional hope of her getting back to normal again.

The best scenario would be if he ''killed'', buried and took farewell of her himself - not someone else doing it before he was ready.

[Dictator]

I know. But he still loved her like a father would do.

If you had a child you love will all of your heart, could you really kill it? Or would you try to keep it somehow 'alive' and around you by hiding it somewhere in your house? Or your mother and father? Weren't it better to lock them into a room, knowing that their hearts still beat and parts of their brain still work!?

The Governor couldn't kill her daughter so he did what he did. Nothing bad about it. The only bad thing was the black monkey Michon brutally decapitating his daughter in front of him despite all the beggings for mercy. That action truly cooled down his heart and was the trigger for all what followed.

Action -> Reaction

I would hunt the one to death who harms or kills my family members. Zombie or not, family is family and own blood is own blood.

You can't kill what's dead already. :|

[Leliana]

You can't kill what's dead already. :|
In season 1 of Walking Dead was an episode in a laboratory. A scientist explained the Zombie disease and showed a brain activity scan. The brainstem is still active in zombies but the cerebrum is inactive.

So they are not really dead. Just partially. Because their heart beats and parts of the brain works.

Problem is that there is no cure as parts of their body and brain are dead and impossible to reactivate.

[Dictator]

In season 1 of Walking Dead was an episode in a laboratory. A scientist explained the Zombie disease and showed a brain activity scan. The brainstem is still active in zombies but the cerebrum is inactive.

So they are not really dead. Just partially. Because their heart beats and parts of the brain works.

Problem is that there is no cure as parts of their body and brain are dead and impossible to reactivate.

They are completely dead, after the death of the brain a virus activates the parts it needs to make the body move so it can make the dead body kill persons.

[Oneeye]

Governor, I salute you! :D

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/996825/thumbs/o-THE-WALKING-DEAD-GOVERNOR-facebook.jpg

http://www.totalsportsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/walking-dead-governor.jpg

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/screencrush.com/442/files/2012/07/the-walking-dead-david-morrissey-governor.jpg


Think what you want, I like the Governor in Walking Dead. :P Better tham Rick. And the Governor had his daughter brutally killed by that Afro monkey 'Michon', still that scene I hope she dies sooner or later.

Go ahead, Governor. Kill em all, let god sort them out. :D

https://s3.amazonaws.com/giphymedia/media/ICJqO2KPAXi92/giphy.gif

(I know that the Governor may die later in the series, but I'm not so far, so shut up! ;) )

Wait a minute. I just realized that he was aiming with his "bad" eye xD Even I can't do that.


Yes, he is a great character.

[LightHouse89]

I know. But he still loved her like a father would do.

If you had a child you love will all of your heart, could you really kill it? Or would you try to keep it somehow 'alive' and around you by hiding it somewhere in your house? Or your mother and father? Weren't it better to lock them into a room, knowing that their hearts still beat and parts of their brain still work!?

The Governor couldn't kill her daughter so he did what he did. Nothing bad about it. The only bad thing was the black monkey Michon brutally decapitating his daughter in front of him despite all the beggings for mercy. That action truly cooled down his heart and was the trigger for all what followed.

Action -> Reaction

I would hunt the one to death who harms or kills my family members. Zombie or not, family is family and own blood is own blood.

I would shoot them and burry them in the backyard so they will always be near by. That was the old way anyway here in America to burry dead relatives on the property. Cant do it no more though.

[LightHouse89]

In season 1 of Walking Dead was an episode in a laboratory. A scientist explained the Zombie disease and showed a brain activity scan. The brainstem is still active in zombies but the cerebrum is inactive.

So they are not really dead. Just partially. Because their heart beats and parts of the brain works.

Problem is that there is no cure as parts of their body and brain are dead and impossible to reactivate.

wait till you meet a new clown from the new season. XD

[Skjaldemjøden]

I've seen your pictures (gee he winks a lot?), that cyclops avatar you had (the fuck is this weird gif?) and your nickname (Oh-nee-yeh???) for motnhs. Only now do I realize :picard1::picard1::picard1:

[Mortimer]

I like you, Cowboy, would have a beer with you.

[Oneeye]

I've seen your pictures (gee he winks a lot?), that cyclops avatar you had (the fuck is this weird gif?) and your nickname (Oh-nee-yeh???) for motnhs. Only now do I realize :picard1::picard1::picard1:


lol, that may explain why some people call me "oneye" on here.


it does happen to be my native american name.


I like you, Cowboy, would have a beer with you.

Drinks woupd be good. id want you to try some whiskey though if you'd be up for that. the real cowboy drink.

[MissMischief]

I like you, Cowboy, would have a beer with you.

Can I join too? There's this nice bar called Red Monkey in Walla Walla. We could all meet there, have a pint and watch some football.

[Mortimer]

Can I join too? There's this nice bar called Red Monkey in Walla Walla. We could all meet there, have a pint and watch some football.

You can join too, of course. You are sweet.

[MissMischief]

http://i.imgur.com/0GkELJQ.jpg