PDA

View Full Version : "The Human Centipede" (horror/torture porn)



Eldritch
04-30-2010, 10:58 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_EaV221bYaso/Sr_-0ZMxygI/AAAAAAAACmQ/DnnVRsPGrVg/s400/Human-Centipede-poster.jpg

Outside the more outré work of Takashi Miike and David Cronenberg, you won’t have seen anything quite like Dutch avant-garde artist Tom Six’s totally bizarre off-the-wall oddity.

Internationally respected Siamese twin surgeon Dr. Josef Heiter [:rolleyes:] has a demented vision for mankind’s future existence. He wants to remove human beings’ kneecaps so they have to exist on all fours and then surgically graft them mouth-to-anus to form a centipede chain.

When two stranded female Americans arrive at his luxury home-cum-hospital looking for help, his long-gestating plan swiftly moves into chilling action with a shocking force. Kidnapping a third Japanese male tourist, he begins the tissue matches, teeth removal, and buttock moulding to create his triplet creature… The First Sequence in Six’s intended trilogy features truly unforgettable imagery, clinically dazzling direction, and a so-far-round-the-bend mad doctor performance from German superstar Dieter Laser you’ll scream. Behold the grotesque New Flesh. If you dare!

http://www.dreadcentral.com/img/news/jul09/cent5.jpg

http://www.dreadcentral.com/img/news/jul09/cent4.jpg

rvuopBG7tBc


A Conversation with Human Centipede Director Tom Six

Dutch filmmaker Tom Six was one of the TV pioneers behind the original version of Big Brother [Sounds like completely logical and predictable career development to me], so there's a disturbing irony in his latest film again featuring people trapped together in a house. In The Human Centipede a renegade German doctor (Dieter Laser) who once separated conjoined twins cannot be stopped from fulfilling his sickest fantasy: to surgically bond three poor souls, mouth to bunghole, so that they share one long digestive tract. I made sure to have an empty stomach when speaking with Six about his already notorious horror flick.

I don't know how to put this lightly: What's wrong with you?

[Laughs.] There's nothing wrong with me. I had a happy childhood, and I'm a perfectly healthy guy. I just have a big imagination. I couldn't hurt a mouse.

You certainly made your cast earn their paychecks.

It's very physically demanding for the actresses, of course, because their upper bodies are naked, and they have to sit on their hands and knees for long shooting days. They were pretty emotional at moments. But there was so much fun on the set, all the time, because of the absurdity. The actors were asking what they had for dinner the night before, [talking about] passing gas, and so forth. The centipede invented this little synchronous dance. We'll put it on the DVD—it's very funny.

Have there been any extreme reactions to the film?

When we were editing, we did test screenings. We invited horror lovers, but also people who like romantic comedies, mostly women, who left in tears because they couldn't handle it. They were afraid to look at me, even. Some people walk out of the cinemas, others can't stop laughing, and if people are eating during the movie, they are vomiting their food out because they didn't expect this to happen. It has a lot of influence on people's emotions.

The film is subtitled First Sequence. Can we expect a longer centipede in the next sequence?

12 people, yeah. That's meters long, a real centipede. I wanted to make the sequel go further, but I first wanted to get the audience used to the idea.

The movie is advertised as being "100 percent medically accurate." How did you research that?

My idea was to put them on their knees and remove their patellas. Then I went to a surgeon and showed him the drawings I made. He thought I was an idiot because everything went against his professional oath. At the same time, he was a big movie lover, so after a while, he liked the idea of working on this thing. He created this operation for me, with the flaps on the cheeks. He could actually perform the operation he invented and make a human centipede himself. That's a scary thought.

Could the centipede sustain itselfif the unwitting participants only ate human waste? I talked to the doctor about this. You can eat feces—you won't die from that. As you see in the film, there are IV poles standing next to them, so they get liquids in them. You could keep people alive like that for a pretty long time. Of course, they can get infections, and it wouldn't be a happy life.

Are you concerned that some psychopath might try to replicate your ideas for real? No, to perform this, you would have to be a real surgeon. I don't think something like this could happen in real life. It would be good marketing, though. [Laughs.]


I bet even my ass is more "100% medically accurate" than this. But since this is hottest newest latest in torture porn, fans of the genre will no doubt flock to see it. I'm sure the film itself is a piece of shit, but the outrageous premise itself is kinda sorta intriguing, I guess.

Pallantides
05-01-2010, 12:24 AM
Lol mad Kraut scientist!

Jägerstaffel
05-01-2010, 12:26 AM
I would watch this.

Fortis in Arduis
05-01-2010, 12:28 AM
You mean entartekunst.

Beorn
05-01-2010, 12:29 AM
My recent purchase of Grimm's fairytales beckons. :icon_yawn::coffee:

poiuytrewq0987
05-01-2010, 12:32 AM
Dr. Josef Heiter? http://www.smileyhut.com/laughing/rofl.gif

Grumpy Cat
05-04-2010, 03:22 AM
Yeah this movie seems beyond sick.

But I'm curious all the same...

Electronic God-Man
05-04-2010, 03:30 AM
Sounds retarded.

Vulpix
05-04-2010, 05:50 AM
It's now available on the pirate bay.

Cail
05-04-2010, 05:55 AM
Why would anyone want to watch this disgusting shit? Humanity degenerates more rapidly than ever.

Electronic God-Man
05-04-2010, 12:57 PM
Sounds retarded.

I just watched it. It was retarded.

Treffie
05-04-2010, 01:09 PM
I quite like the sound of it in principle, but after looking at the trailer and seeing how poor the dialogue and acting was, I'd rather leave it.

Perhaps if someone like Gore Verbinksi had directed it, together with a bigger budget, it would have been more convincing.

Wölfin
05-04-2010, 03:27 PM
Incredulous. I think that describes my current state of mind. Really, humanity, really?
Just sounds like a stupid idea. I don't even see how that would make sense calling it the longest digestive system, because well after the first person in the chain there's nothing left to digest.
One word came time mind when I read this: stupid.

Murphy
05-05-2010, 12:50 AM
I'd fap to it.

SuuT
05-05-2010, 11:07 AM
There seems to be an increasing velocity to the gore - an upping of the ante - since the Saw and Hostel films. I suppose mouths were going to be sewed to anuses or whatever the fuck ever sooner or later. I'm glad most people grow out of any manner of interest in these films... Shock me with moving and profound dialogue, you know? That is how I want to be shocked.

Electronic God-Man
05-05-2010, 11:37 AM
There seems to be an increasing velocity to the gore - an [I]upping of the ante..

There's little to no gore. They don't even show the mouths contact ass. Just bandages all over covering up everything. It looks ridiculous. You can tell that they don't literally have their mouths hooked up to the other's anus.

SuuT
05-05-2010, 02:05 PM
There's little to no gore. They don't even show the mouths contact ass. Just bandages all over covering up everything. It looks ridiculous. You can tell that they don't literally have their mouths hooked up to the other's anus.

Admittedly, I didn't watch it. It still seems like thematic gore.

I'm glad people have the liberty to make and view these types of films; however, when the best answer to the question "why?" someone makes and views these films is "because I can" I can't respect their production, or the choice of the people who do view them.


For those who watched it: Why?

Electronic God-Man
05-05-2010, 04:17 PM
For those who watched it: Why?

I think I'm the only one who's watched it. I watched it because it was free and I was too tired to do anything more productive, but not tired enough to sleep. It was mentioned here that it was a torrent now, so I just went ahead and watched it to see how dumb it was going to be. And it was pretty dumb.

Eldritch
05-05-2010, 04:43 PM
Admittedly, I didn't watch it. It still seems like thematic gore.

I'm glad people have the liberty to make and view these types of films; however, when the best answer to the question "why?" someone makes and views these films is "because I can" I can't respect their production, or the choice of the people who do view them.



I can think of a few (potential at least) exceptions, but in general I'd be hesitant to pass judgment on a film I haven't seen, though.

I'm not saying everyone has to watch everything, of course. I'm not a big fan of gore for its own sake, but I do prefer more, ehhh, outré horror films to the more formulaic teeny slasher ones.

SuuT
05-05-2010, 05:02 PM
I can think of a few (potential at least) exceptions, but in general I'd be hesitant to pass judgment on a film I haven't seen, though.



The older I get the quicker I am to pull the judgement trigger - I've put in the work to justify it, I think. But, I of course see what you're saying: The extreme ends of anything - not just films - do seem to draw the finger-pointers out from under their respective rocks because they are the most terrified human beings alive. My concern is in that "why?": I'm sure that there are not only rational reasons, but reasons that serve an 'edifying' purpose. It would be interesting to hear some.

Turkophagos
05-05-2010, 05:04 PM
Lol mad Kraut scientist!

You have to admit that one can expect the weirdest shit from the Krauts..

The Ripper
05-05-2010, 05:44 PM
You have to admit that one can expect the weirdest shit from Krauts..

I dare say the Nips deserve an honourable mention as well. ;)

Grumpy Cat
05-05-2010, 09:00 PM
You can tell that they don't literally have their mouths hooked up to the other's anus.

Well think about it from the actors' perpective... would you like your mouth so close to someone's anus?


They probably had to put the bandages there for the sake of the actors.

Eldritch
05-06-2010, 07:51 AM
I dare say the Nips deserve an honourable mention as well. ;)

The fucking Krauts, the bloody Nips, and the goddamn Macaronis. They produce the sickest "shit" out there in my experience. ;)

Tabiti
05-06-2010, 07:53 AM
It could be worse:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_exploitation

Eldritch
05-06-2010, 07:55 AM
My concern is in that "why?": I'm sure that there are not only rational reasons, but reasons that serve an 'edifying' purpose. It would be interesting to hear some.


That's a good question. Why do people like romantic comedies? Why do they like science fiction films, or musicals?

I'm not trying to be prickly or rhetorical, I think these questions are worth asking and I don't readily have an answer.

Eldritch
05-06-2010, 07:58 AM
It could be worse:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_exploitation

You wouldn't have to stretch the rom-com genre I mentioned above a lot to fit the Ilsa series in there imo. :D

Absinthe
05-06-2010, 08:56 AM
The fucking Krauts, the bloody Nips, and the goddamn Macaronis. They produce the sickest "shit" out there in my experience. ;)
Add the Danes (Von Trier et.al.) and don't leave out The Greeks
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogtooth_%28film%29)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/video/2010/apr/23/dogtooth-film-trailer

http://www.spike.com/video/kynodontas-dogtooth/3185688

I know that's more artsy fartsy rather than gore and splatter for the mere fun of it, but that makes it even worse for me :) :p

Laudanum
05-06-2010, 09:10 AM
The Human Centipede.. Sounds stupid. The trailer looks stupid too. I don't think i'll be watching this one.

Pallantides
05-06-2010, 04:12 PM
Add the Danes (Von Trier et.al.)

I like 'Dancer in the Dark' , but it gave me PTSD. :(

Absinthe
05-06-2010, 10:07 PM
I like 'Dancer in the Dark' , but it gave me PTSD. :(
Dancer in the Dark was misery porn.

RoyBatty
05-06-2010, 10:30 PM
The fucking Krauts, the bloody Nips, and the goddamn Macaronis. They produce the sickest "shit" out there in my experience. ;)

Amen to all that & add the Chinks for treasures like Dr Lamb

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104319/

Actually.... the Belgians also get a look in with efforts like Lucker

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091446/

Rainraven
05-07-2010, 05:49 AM
I fail to see the porn aspect of it :confused: Are there a lot of people out there with surgical/rimming/shit eating/german doctor fetishes? Seems unlikely to appeal to a large audience..

Eldritch
05-07-2010, 01:17 PM
Dancer in the Dark was misery porn.

As was Breaking the Waves. I cannot easily explain in words how much I hated that film. :puke:

Eldritch
05-07-2010, 01:18 PM
I fail to see the porn aspect of it :confused: Are there a lot of people out there with surgical/rimming/shit eating/german doctor fetishes?

To paraphrase Dan Savage: if it can be done, worn, eaten, drunk or f**ked, someone out there has a fetish for it.

Eldritch
05-26-2010, 12:36 AM
The Human Centipede: The Game (http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/human-centipede-game/)

Truth Seeker
05-26-2010, 01:14 AM
Horror film? They arent about horror nowadays. There are people who love this freak stuff. Its something different and thats what people want to see. I assure you there are people who jerk off to it.