Classify my ancient rival

[Oneeye]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ys3TscJ3Jiw/S7V0rr_bZdI/AAAAAAAAAFM/ixjuzv0Z-kI/s400/R40~Jesus-Christ-Posters.jpg


http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/filepicker/zjvP7q9hQUep4eKBELOZ_jesus.jpg



http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/35700000/jesus-christ-jesus-35790374-2400-3021.jpg

[TheBlondeSalad]

That's called blasphemy, you idiot.

[Oneeye]

We haven't gotten along since 2001. He started it. Probably because I look more DOM than him.

[Piccolo]

Jesus looks Nordic in these pictures.

[Oneeye]

That's called blasphemy, you idiot.



Going to classify or not? :(

[Ades]

Looks rather Nordid from these paintings.

Was probably more Armenoid in real life, since he was Jewish

[Oneeye]

Looks rather Nordid from these paintings.

Was probably more Armenoid in real life, since he was Jewish

Nonsense. Who would mistake an Armenoid as Nordic?

[Smeagol]

Looks rather Nordid from these paintings.

Was probably more Armenoid in real life, since he was Jewish

Why would an ancient Jew look like an Armenian?

[Vasconcelos]

He has clear Imaginoid features.

[Kamal900]

Your profile picture says it all, lol.

[Unome]

Jesus looks Nordic in these pictures.
Historically accurate :thumbs up

[just]

Hallstatt-Nordid

[IMadeYouReadThis]

Hallstatt-Nordid in the provided pics.

http://s14.postimg.org/cngnltwgx/jewish_face.jpg

When sunbathed, he looked quite different though.

[Piccolo]

Historically accurate :thumbs up

I don't mind. If people want to depict Jesus as Japanese or black African, then why not Swedish? I laugh when people complain about Nordic Jesus.

[Svipdag]

No one knows what He looked like. Paintings show only the artist's conception of Him. He has even been depicted as black by propagandists. It would not surprise me if He actually had black curly hair, brown eyes, and a hooked nose. However, no one will ever know, unless you expect to meet Him post mortem.

[Graham]

Viking pillager. Looks Sicilian infact.

[IMadeYouReadThis]

Ariel Agemian Painting of Jesus Based on the Shroud of Turin
http://s18.postimg.org/r3g7n93s9/Ariel_Agemian_Painting_of_Jesus_Based_on_the_Shr.j pg

The oldest surviving panel icon of Christ Pantocrator, encaustic on panel, c. 6th century.
http://s7.postimg.org/iw1o0evob/The_oldest_surviving_panel_icon_of_Christ_Pantoc.j pg


Secondo Pia's negative of his photo of the Shroud of Turin. Many Christians believe this image to be the Holy Face of Jesus
http://s1.postimg.org/prseknrkv/Turin_plasch.jpg

[Vesuvian Sky]

Aryan Jesus in da' house.

[Oneeye]

Ariel Agemian Painting of Jesus Based on the Shroud of Turin
http://s18.postimg.org/r3g7n93s9/Ariel_Agemian_Painting_of_Jesus_Based_on_the_Shr.j pg



Doesn't really look any different than OP except for more pigmentation.

[IMadeYouReadThis]

Jesus has 50% Mary's DNA with a divinely created Y chromosome; half divine and half human.

Classification would be:
50% God DNA + 50% Semitic & Hallstatt-Nordid.

[Oneeye]

Jesus has 50% Mary's DNA with a divinely created Y chromosome; half divine and half human.

Classification would be:
50% God DNA + 50% Semitic & Hallstatt-Nordid.

God has an E1B y Haplogroup.

[Aodhan]

http://www.pri.org/sites/default/files/migration/PriMigrationsDamanticWordpressAttachmentsImagesMig ration/www.theworld.org/wp-content/uploads/Jesus-Painting.jpg