Classify Robert Z'Dar aka "the chin"

[Equilibrium]

http://static.goldvod.tv/actors/51366/large_cover/cover.png

http://iv1.lisimg.com/image/2341325/600full-robert-z'dar.jpg

https://s.instela.com/m/robert-z-dar--i96269.jpg

http://abload.de/img/bt93qn4swzhz39nzngu0a.jpg

http://tof.canardpc.com/view/2aec5e5d-597d-4ea0-8165-d0414ab3f5a4.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ge9IWy5fPYo/U5CH0YNEoKI/AAAAAAAADHg/maY0rEPSd84/s1600/Z'Dar+3.jpg

http://images3.cinema.de/imedia/7324/1727324,qwuktJHyuhzkPwkz3BzhtCJ0CF8JcBkUUYrWO3axef vLUiAqkAXxkJMsmuoJYNQHtGeAMcKK97fbpLbH+rGI6g==.jpg

[King Claus]

Looks like a fucking ape

[King Claus]

just look at the baboon shaped forhead and the homo robustus jaw

[Equilibrium]

What are you talking, he's 100% Cro Mag. True Upperpaleolithic survivor. ;)

[Equilibrium]

Bump!

http://abload.de/img/imagessyuks.jpg

[Tooting Carmen]

CM

[Equilibrium]

DOM?

[Highlands]

Bump @casandrinos

[Pjeter Pan]

this cant be fucking real xD i thought it was some stupid 80s movie makeup costume or shit xD

[Kastrioti1443]

the king of DOMs


we have to record some poems about him and post them here

[Casandrinos]

Bump @casandrinos

Extreme East-Baltid maybe?

Like very extreme :icon_lol:

[Herr Abubu]

This is the man of every woman's rape fantasies.

[Equilibrium]

this cant be fucking real xD i thought it was some stupid 80s movie makeup costume or shit xD

Blasphemy, you better start believing in him son.



the king of DOMs


we have to record some poems about him and post them here


Chin Almighty, hallowed be Thy name, our masticatory deity.

Thy jaw - so massively, primal source of gravity.

Thy macro-mandibular-ity is so other-worldly, frequently reason for animosity from the depths of incel-ity.

Divinely marked angularity, orthodontic ideality. Thine is the maxillary hegemony - DOMness testimony.

Thine ramus - so colossaly, generating a power so elementary - biteforce fusion energy.

Thy fWHR - unattainably highly, for Thine testosterone is infinitely.

We live vicariously through the radiosity of Thy masculinity. Being in Thy vicinity - the cure all for sexual abnormality.

Aphrodisiac quintessentially. Thine gaze - pure carnality, paragon of heterosexuality.

[The Illyrian Warrior]

Dat mechanical jaw, can't even see any robust robot compete with that.

[♥ Lily ♥]

I think he looks deformed and artificial and plastic-looking to be honest. Did he have plastic surgery and a chin implant done? The skin on his cheeks looks stretched from a face-lift and the bottom half of his face looks inharmonious with the lines on his forehead and the skin around his eyes. The overly-smooth skin on his lips also looks unnatural and like they've been injected with collagen. Are there any pictures of his face as a child?

http://iv1.lisimg.com/image/2341325/600full-robert-z%27dar.jpg

Too much surgery. Did he have cheekbone implants done too? His cheekbone doesn't look normal either.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ge9IWy5fPYo/U5CH0YNEoKI/AAAAAAAADHg/maY0rEPSd84/s1600/Z%27Dar+3.jpg

[Yuffayur]

Shit, I thought it was fake.

[Itarildë]

He looks freakish.

[Itarildë]

Just googled him and he has a rare disorder called "Cherubism", which is the enlargement of the jaw and lower face.

[Linebacker]

Gives you the feeling that if you punch him you will break your arm in 12 places.

What an abomination.Must have been part of those Cold war Supersoldier programs.

[Herr Abubu]

Gives you the feeling that if you punch him you will break your arm in 12 places.

What an abomination.Must have been part of those Cold war Supersoldier programs.

Quick, someone find a picture of Robert Z'Dar's behind.

[AverageKorhonen]

Acromegaly?

[Equilibrium]

Acromegaly?

No, just DOM.

[Alchemysta]

Where is he from?

[Equilibrium]

Where is he from?

He is of Lithuanian descent, his real name is Robert J. Zdarsky.

[Alchemysta]

That guy in your avatar looks familiar

[Balder]

Now he's just a fat Asian kid.

http://s16.postimg.org/frnwyqkcl/Snap_2015_02_08_at_20_02_50.jpg

[AverageKorhonen]

Two legends. Robert J. Zdarsky & Michael Berryman.
http://s29.postimg.org/lmkyhi2sn/zdarberryman.jpg